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Vindictive, ruthless, seductive bottom × scheming, obsessive, dark top
01
Yan Fengchun is selfish, nasty, vengeful, and wicked to the core. He’s universally despised.
The master who pulled him out of the mud treated him as a stand-in for his white moonlight.
The senior brother he had long admired used a love bug to exploit him and improve his own cultivation.
The junior brother he had once saved as a child framed him and sent him to prison just to resolve his own inner demons.
Then one day, Yan Fengchun split in two, creating another self who looked exactly like him.
Yan Fengchun hated himself, and he hated the other half he had split off.
Poisoning, ambushes, and assassination attempts came one after another. Each wished the other dead. His double was just as determined, trying to kill him at any cost.
But at some point, their intense hatred began to change into something else.
When his master imprisoned him, his other self ran around to rescue him.
When his senior brother deceived him, his other self urged him to face the truth.
When his junior brother framed him, his other self went alone into the fray, fighting his way through with a sword just to take him away.
Yan Fengchun thought for a moment, then dragged his body, its golden core just cut out by his senior brother, and ran off with his other self.
Goodbye! Life’s better when you’re with yourself!
02
Yan Nanmo is the other half Yan Fengchun split off. He’s just as false, sharp-tongued, and scheming, always plotting to replace the other.
But when Yan Fengchun was tormented by that pack of scum, he couldn’t help reaching out to him.
After all, the other man was another version of himself.
He jumped straight into the trap Yan Fengchun had set for him, pinning him tightly in his arms with obsessive, sickening possessiveness.
“I’ve got you now, so please don’t leave me again, all right?”
03
On the day Alliance Leader Yan Fengchun was to be engaged, he invited guests from far and wide.
The people who had once bullied, humiliated, and betrayed him regretted it and stormed the banquet, trying to steal him away.
Then the engagement partner, who normally never showed their face, embraced the Yan Fengchun everyone was fighting over from behind and removed the mask.
Two identical men stood before them, speaking with mocking amusement.
“You all say you love him. Why not take a guess, then? Which one of us is the real Yan Fengchun?”
This story becomes a paid release on June 7. Chapters 21–80 will be locked. If you’ve already read them, please don’t buy them again :)
Content warnings
1. Selfcest, top and bottom are the same person, and the two look exactly alike! The plot is very melodramatic and the relationship is tangled! They love and fight each other! The main couple sleep together before falling in love, and later the story includes a one-body, two-souls plotline.
2. The characters’ values don’t represent the author’s. They aren’t good people in the conventional sense!
There is a small amount of side-couple content, related to the main plot. Their romance is only briefly mentioned.
3. Both leads are each other’s only partners, one couple. He never truly loved his senior brother, it was a misunderstanding! He only ever loved himself! Extreme fans of one character only, please don’t read!
4. My own take on cultivation. Cultivation levels: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Deification, Tribulation Transcendence, Lesser Vehicle, Greater Vehicle.
Ancient danmei novel coming soon: Has the Immortal Lord’s Procrastination Been Cured Today? Click to see a funny arranged marriage between a J-type and a P-type~
01
Tianling Sect has an oddball known as “Wait-a-Moment Disciple.”
“There’s still time. I’ll go cultivate in a bit.”
That’s what Lin Shuangqiu says more than anything else.
“What a disaster! You’ll die if you don’t work harder!”
That’s what the other disciples say to him more than anything else.
He was a prodigy born with immortal bones and a refined heart, yet somehow ended up with chronic procrastination.
Lin Shuangqiu was perfectly content to put off cultivation again and again, until at last he delayed it all the way to his 200th birthday funeral.
A generation’s prodigy was about to fall… Fall, my foot!
“No way! I’ll die in a bit. I can create a miracle in just one day!”
So Lin Shuangqiu advanced three levels at his own funeral, successfully reaching the Golden Core stage and gaining an extra century of life.
The disciples and elders of Tianling Sect wept tears of joy. Their genius was finally working hard at cultivation! A late bloomer!
“What? Cultivation? Wait a moment. I’ll get to it in a bit.”
A procrastinator just can’t get disciplined.
Unfortunately, all five of Lin Shuangqiu’s funerals were canceled. He successfully went from “Wait-a-Moment Disciple” to “Wait-a-Moment Immortal Lord.”
02
Autumn-Cold Grass was the greatest divine treasure in the world, until one day a bolt of lightning split it in two.
One half landed at Tianling Sect and became Lin Shuangqiu, the lazy procrastinator known as “Wait-a-Moment Disciple.” The other half landed at neighboring Diling Sect and became Yun Zhonghan, the self-disciplined workaholic known as “Right-Away Disciple.”
“Hah, I would never fall for someone so procrastinating/self-disciplined!”
The unwillingly matched Lin Shuangqiu and Yun Zhonghan both turned their heads away.
Not long after, in bed…
Lin Shuangqiu gritted his teeth. “Sometimes, finishing right away is a good thing!”
Yun Zhonghan smiled brightly. “Perhaps taking your time is even better!”
They both loved it!
Theme: We give ourselves life together, and we give ourselves love together.
The leave note "I can't finish writing tonight (crying)" brought me back to the last night of the winter and summer vacation in high school. One pen and one miracle in one night, and I was writing madly while breaking down. 😭 Help, my brain, don't be so empathetic and bring back memories of the same collapse 😭 [picking my head]
Is it the fate of you Narcissus people to fall in love with your faceless selves 🐶
I vaguely opened my eyes and found that the next chapter was locked. I suddenly woke up and worked hard to revise the article to apply for unlocking...
Fengchun: You are so perverted Nanmo: Yes, "I" am so perverted. The same dark crawling. The Yinshi disciple is attacked by the Yinshi master, it's so delicious [empty bowl][rice]
Is it finished? Is the settlement finished? Extra Extra Extra Extra (I'm so anxious)
Although I have Weibo, I don't play much [Chigua] But if the small authors I follow have Weibo, you will receive harassment from me: Teacher, when will the article about Narcissus xxx be published [Let me be healthy] (only for small authors, because I don't follow big authors hhhh) My zombie Weibo is now only used for this purpose
Update soon. The reading coupon is about to expire.
Why is it locked? Please fix it quickly [empty bowl]
As a young couple, this familiar smell of dampness running in both directions is reassuring 🤩
Well, as expected of me, I am still the one who doesn't read the Master and Disciple stories but reads the Narcissus Master and Disciple stories... Wait, I, I, I, I shouldn't be recognized by anyone...