Picking Up the Heroines Beneath the Cliff

I live in a little cabin beneath a cliff, where I unexpectedly picked up a peerless sword immortal, a holy maiden of the demonic cult, a traveler through time and space, a headless vengeful ghost, a mute from Miaojiang, an indescribable giant octopus...

They were all the central figures of their worlds, the destined heroines of their own stories.

They all said that once they had taken their revenge, they would come back and spend their lives with me.

Though I'm looking forward to that day, I only have a month left before I fake my death and disappear.

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Told in third person. A naturally flirtatious heartthrob and her lovers.

Theme: Live well