Still Trying to Save the Sorcery World Today

After complaining countless times about how someone’s writing was complete crap, you finally get to transmigrate into the world of Jujutsu Kaisen.

This time, you swear you’ll change everyone’s fate and make all the fellow shippers and Jujutsu Kaisen fans shed tears of happiness.

So you set out to become an unsung hero in the Jujutsu Society.

Crisis One: Warning! Satoru Gojo is about to get his throat slashed!!!

You: “What!?? Nobody’s allowed to bully our adorable Gojo-sensei!!”

And so you slap both Toji and Satoru Gojo flying, without caring which side they’re on.

Crisis averted. Warning cleared.

Crisis Two: Warning! Suguru Geto is about to enter a depressive spiral and defect!!!

You: “What!?? Little Suguru’s having a major psychological crisis!!!”

So you stay up all night reading psychology books, study them thoroughly, and conclude that romance can effectively keep someone from getting depressed. You personally pick out a Gojo-brand special remedy for Suguru Geto.

The remedy works. Warning cleared.

Crisis Three: Warning! The lively, adorable junior is about to get caught in a mission mishap!!!

You: “What!?? Those stupid higher-ups got the mission grade wrong??”

So you take some helpers and blow up the Jujutsu Headquarters building overnight. After earning your reputation, you leave the cleanup to the teacher and happily take the two adorable juniors to deal with a Grade 1 Cursed Spirit. You successfully become the senior whom Haibara admires most after his very first!

You’re still alive. Warning cleared.

Crisis Four: Warning! The pure-love couple are about to be separated!!!

You: “What!?? Rika can’t die!!!”

So you grab the Yuta and Rika couple and give them a serious lesson in road safety, especially the rules for crossing the street: look at the traffic lights, and remember the pedestrian rule to look right, then left (P.S. In Japan, you look right, then left).

The couple crosses the street safely. Warning cleared.

Thanks to your tireless efforts, the once sparsely populated technical college is gradually turning into a preschool for Jujutsu Sorcerers, full of kids you picked up along the way.

And that shameless couple has stopped feeling dizzy or having backaches. Now they show off their love every day and occasionally torment the kids. Everything is peaceful and harmonious.

In the end, you lie in Shoko’s arms, having quietly taken all the credit, and accept a baby bottle from your loyal underling, Megumi Fushiguro. You down the victory milk in one gulp.

Jujutsu Society: Happy ending achieved!!!

Notes:

1. Gojo and Geto have a romantic storyline.

2. Gojo and Geto’s roles aren’t reversed.

Thesis: Love and peace.