All of Teyvat Is Watching Me Cultivate Immortality

Short Version:

How should one cultivate immortality?

Senior Brother: Clear your mind of distractions and devote yourself to the Dao.

Guannan: Cultivating immortality is... Genshin Impact launching?

Full Version:

Guannan always thought she'd downloaded a casual game.

Then she discovered it was a live-streamed reality show running around the clock, with the residents of Teyvat as its audience.

And Guannan's everyday high school life had become their virtual daughter-raising channel.

Later, rifts appeared in the world and monsters ran rampant. Forced to cultivate immortality, Guannan became the most outrageous sword cultivator in her sect's history.

She doesn't fight with a sword. She just calls in reinforcements.

Her senior brother cried out in dismay, "Junior Sister, where is your Daoist heart?!"

Guannan silently glanced at the portraits of the characters whose skills were lighting up in turn: the Anemo Archon, Rex Lapis, Raiden Shogun, Lesser Lord Kusanali...

Sorry, Senior Brother. My Daoist heart is probably called Genshin Impact.

In the end, the Abyss inexorably corrupted the entire world. Her senior brother drew his flying sword and magic treasures, bracing himself for battle.

Guannan sighed, pulled out her phone, and expertly picked her team while the various sects watched in shock.

The next second, she shielded up, scanned the enemies together, then finished them off with one healing-scented slash.

The sect elders stared at the demons, wiped out in an instant, and pointed at Guannan with trembling fingers. "Y-You... what kind of wicked sorcery is this?!"

Guannan scratched her head, a little embarrassed.

"Uh... it's called four-element resonance, an Abyss full-star speedrun with the Archon team?"

Theme: Life will bloom in the end.