Completed. Stolen versions are incomplete and differ greatly from the official version. We are not responsible for any misunderstandings! Stolen-content sites and their readers, take on the misfortune meant for the official readers and the author! [Theatrical Marshal E pretending to be B x Cold, proud Commander A] [Catnip pheromone Chinese rural dog x Vodka pheromone Linqing lion cat] Female E plays the fool to fool her enemies | Catboy servant | Male A has a baby
Commander Shi Mian was ambushed, and his starship crashed in enemy B Country. The landlord's furious roar, "Pay for the damage to my house!" startled cat ears and a tail right out of him.
Jiang He looked down at him. "Your photonic computer is broken, so you can't pay? Then you'll have to make it up to me. Otherwise, see you in court."
Shi Mian: "?!..." Fine, a servant it is.
If he went to court and pulled out his C Country general's military ID, he'd be dragged off to a B Country prison as a Class A war criminal.
Life as a lame servant wasn't easy. Jiang He was always putting her hands all over him.
Whenever Shi Mian wanted to swipe at her, he caught a whiff of catnip.
Driven by instinct, he rolled over and showed his belly. Furious, he squirmed around, only for her to take a couple more sniffs of his stomach.
Marshal Jiang He had built her success from nothing. She'd seen places as filthy, chaotic, and stinking as could be, and hated spoiled people most of all.
Especially a certain commander surnamed Shi, who came from royalty and was famous for his fastidiousness.
But taking care of Shi Mian was an order from above, so she humiliated him with a servant's outfit that left him exposed to the breeze at every turn, and used her own catnip pheromones to get revenge.
Until one time, she came home early and caught a strong whiff of vodka pheromones from far away.
The man, tormented by his rut, was curled up in her closet...
Well, he was pretty cute.
After returning to his country, Shi Mian was plagued by his pregnancy and vomited until he could barely straighten his back. He shirked every military duty he could.
But when his archenemy returned victorious and held a celebration banquet, he refused to show weakness and gritted his teeth as he went.
From afar, Shi Mian spotted the familiar mole behind Jiang He's ear and turned in fright to leave. Then he saw someone trying to set Jiang He up with a male omega, and he was so jealous his teeth ached.
Jiang He adjusted her military cap and strode toward him.
"No need. The little cat at home gets jealous."
Shi Mian touched his slightly rounded belly and bristled.
So she had another cat?
Jiang He caught his black-gloved hand. Her domineering catnip pheromones swept over him.
"Kitten, where do you think you're running?"
...Betas don't have pheromones. She'd lied to him!
Shi Mian angrily bit her hand. "You lied about being a Beta, and you took in another cat. Marshal Jiang, do you enjoy playing with me?"
Jiang He gently stroked his belly.
"That's not true. It's been you from beginning to end."
[Synopsis screenshotted and archived on 2025.8.27]
Reader notes:
1. The female and male leads start out at odds, and the female lead has a bit of a mischievous streak.
2. In this author's setting, the female lead has no large mating knot. Her weapon is a silver flute, and she can use it with the male lead's reproductive canal.
3. One-on-one, both are virgins, no mental gender-bender, and no role reversal.
4. In this author's setting, people in the interstellar era live 200+ years. The female lead is twenty-one years older than the male lead.
5. The male lead is a long-haired white cat with a blue left eye and a gold right eye, a beautiful yet powerful alpha.
6. Jiang He's animal-themed perler bead art source: @Xinxin Handicraft Studio 🍬. Shi Mian's animal-themed perler bead art source: 🎨Yoosea Youziyu.
Theme: There is always someone greater, and there is always a higher sky. Stay humble.
I must do something (rubbing hands excitedly)
It's not enough, it's not enough 😭 [hugging thighs] When will I find out I'm pregnant, baby? (She must be pregnant, my belly is bulging [glasses])
Ah ah ah ah ah ah 🐶 🐶 🐶 [glasses] [glasses] Shocking direction
Jiang He wanted to know how Shi Mian would react when he fell off his horse.
Have you missed me so much that you can directly fall into a dream? 😭 When will baby Jiang He come back 😭 When will the pregnancy be discovered [Spreading Flowers] I'm really looking forward to the follow-up [Spreading Flowers] [Spreading Flowers]
I wish you all the best! Happy ending! See you next year! 🎉[Let me be healthy][Hold thighs]
How could it be over so quickly?
Oh, the kitten with a big brain
The author has been working hard, thank you [Xingxingyan]
Is the author any better? Come on update.