Idiot? Simp! Heartthrob?! [Quick Transmigration]

[A Slow-Witted, Adorably Foolish Beauty Who Charms Everyone, Bottom; 50% of the Full Text Is Locked, and Unrestricted Chapter Comments Are Open~] [Next Pre-Release: The Vicious Cannon Fodder Gets a Total Makeover into a Heartthrob [Quick Transmigration]. See the blurb at the bottom. If you're interested, feel free to visit my author page and add it to your collection~] Zhi Yu is beautiful, but really quite foolish. After a personnel reshuffle, he has no choice but to report to the cannon-fodder department and play a lovesick dog. Zhi Yu: A lovesick dog? I don't understand. System: You have to flatter your targets in every way and take care of their every need, only to be rejected and pushed away in the end, loving them without ever being loved back. Zhi Yu: O.o Got it. The System left reassured, and Zhi Yu started his new job just as confidently. Some time later, the System visited the little worlds to inspect his performance, only to find the favored sons of heaven surrounding Zhi Yu like a pack of lovesick dogs! Zhi Yu is innocent, beautiful, and utterly heartless. He's a little liar who plays the lovesick dog for one person after another. And yet he's the one they can't forget, the one they can never have. [The Sickly Streamer Who Pretends to Be an Omega While Dating Online as a Beta] (Completed) Zhi Yu is a poor kid who grew up in a slum. To keep himself fed, he sprays on perfume and transforms into a sweet omega streamer, then starts dating people online. Zhi Yu has plenty of big brothers, but they'll soon discover he's a beta and leave him. His targets are among them. After his beta identity is exposed, Zhi Yu looks forward to logging off. But the target who should have been disgusted by him suddenly changes his tune and locks him in a villa! The man licks and bites his useless glands, rasping like a sinister ghost: "Wife. It's okay. Betas can be marked too..." Zhi Yu is terrified, not knowing that outside the villa, the big brothers he deceived have gathered together and are tearing into one another, each fighting for a chance to get close to him. Zhi Yu's cover is blown. There's nowhere for him to run. [The Young Master with a Pretty Face, a Fortune, and a Hopeless Romantic Streak] (Ongoing) Zhi Yu is the pampered heir to a top-tier immortal sect, spoiled and domineering by nature. He is supposed to fall for the lowborn, overpowered protagonist, shower him with money and force himself on him, only to disgust the man. Then, after the protagonist makes a comeback, Zhi Yu is supposed to lose his family and everything else. But... Zhi Yu slowly discovers that, somehow, the protagonist, who should have been utterly cold toward him, secretly keeps his intimate clothes and accessories, treasuring them dearly. That goes against the whole unrequited-love setup. Zhi Yu can't help thinking with some frustration. To complete his mission, Zhi Yu decides to find a target who dislikes him even more. He switches to one target, then another, and another. With every target, he is unfailingly enthusiastic, like a true hopeless romantic. Until the demonic dragon protagonist, drenched in blood, brutally pins him beneath him: "Little Master, how many people have you seduced? I've killed and killed, and they still won't run out." The bloody sword tip glides lightly over Zhi Yu's trembling Adam's apple. The protagonist's face is gloomy, but he tugs at his wanton little master's collar and tears it open: "Tell me, how should I punish you?" [Before You Read] 1. Zhi Yu is an emotional airhead: a fake lovesick dog and a genuine heartthrob. Most of the love interests go from "Hmph, he obviously adores me" to "Why doesn't he love me?!!!" and have a spectacular meltdown. 2. The author is extremely beauty-obsessed and loves describing Fishy Baby's looks. Remember: Fishy Baby is the most beautiful. Always. 3. The love interests are different fragments in each little world, with one endgame love interest. They're mostly gloomy, obsessive, genuinely crazy lovesick dogs, fated to turn dark and become wall-stalkers after their love goes unreturned. 4. That's all for now. I'll add more if I think of anything. Hope you enjoy reading, babies. Kisses~ [The original blurb was screenshotted on 2025.5.1] Pre-Release Blurb The Vicious Cannon Fodder Gets a Total Makeover into a Heartthrob [Quick Transmigration] [All kinds of love-interest fragments x a beautiful, powerful, tragic heartthrob who flirts without even realizing it] After a full century with the Quick Transmigration Bureau, Fu You receives an urgent assignment: Travel to various little worlds and play a loathsome, vicious cannon fodder, redeem the character, and collect energy from each world. The work is bloody and tearful. One careless move can make the mission go off the rails and get you killed. It's known as an employee killer. Faced with the tempting promises offered by the bureau's boss, Fu You reluctantly takes the job, never expecting... His strength is so great that, without meaning to, he transforms a vicious cannon fodder into a heartthrob. * [The Omega-Pretending Alpha Clan Leader in a Sci-Fi World] Honey-tongued but treacherous, a master of political schemes. In the end, his political enemies will set him up, and he'll die horribly on the night of a palace coup. Fu You transforms him into a long-suffering beacon of the empire. Later, his political enemies, the protagonist, and even the older brother of his arranged-marriage partner are all so bewitched by Fu You that they lose their minds. They compete to kiss the beautiful omega's fingertips and pledge their loyalty, imagining that those cool eyes, always holding a hint of amusement, might contain even a trace of genuine affection for them. [The Blind Master in a Dragon-Apocalypse World] Cold and detached, devoted to the Way. Misled into believing the male protagonist has fallen to demonic cultivation, he personally destroys the man's spiritual bones and expels him from the sect. In the end, the protagonist makes a comeback and repays him a thousandfold. He dies as lightly as a feather. Fu You transforms him into a distant, saintly figure who cares for all under heaven. As it turns out, the male protagonist does make his comeback just as the plot dictates, but he doesn't take revenge on Fu You. He simply imprisons him in the deepest part of the demonic realm, obsessively. Fu You's snow-white hair and cool skin make him look like a pearl sunk in a black mire. The male protagonist kisses the strands of hair before Fu You's emotionless eyes. Though he's the jailer, he begs in a humble voice: "Master, Master, please be kinder to your disciple, won't you?" Outside the demonic realm, Fu You's suitors are fighting even more fiercely. Each wants to try their luck, hoping the moon's light might shine on them too. [The Sickly CEO in a Modern World] Overbearing and vain, he keeps the entire family business under his own control and won't let his unrelated younger brother have any part in it. In the end, abandoned by everyone and worn down by overwork, he dies. Fu You transforms him into a pure white jasmine flower, who works himself to the bone planning a future for his younger brother. But his younger brother picks fights with friends and elders for Fu You's sake, earning a terrible reputation. Still, he never again receives so much as a glance or a hint of favor from Fu You's gentle, autumn-water eyes. [Before You Read] 1. The protagonist maxes out both the beautiful-and-tragic and heartthrob buffs. The little worlds contain lethal doses of injuries, illness, obsessive love, and intense rivalry over the protagonist. 2. The protagonist is emotionally clueless. In the little worlds, the love-interest signals come slowly or not at all. He's focused on his work and takes a very, very long time to catch on. 3. The love interests are different fragments across the little worlds, and there are also many cannon-fodder love interests, some of whom may die. The final pairing is one-on-one. 4. Everything in the plot serves the romance, so please don't scrutinize the logic. 5. Please remember, dear readers: no matter what kind of agreements the love interests have with each other, there will never be romantic tension between them. Every love interest only loves the protagonist. The author simply likes the drama of these fake relationships turning into rivalry over love. 6. That's all for now. I'll add more whenever I think of anything~ [Blurb screenshotted and saved on 2025.05.21] Theme: Cherish the present.