
Whose Tail Is Wagging at Me? I Won't Say [Western Fantasy]
是谁的尾巴在摇我不说[西幻]
by Where's Chai Chai? (柴柴呢)
Synopsis
Flirtatious Bad Girl x Pure-Hearted Tsundere | Vampire x Vampire Hunter | Two Powerful Leads | Female Lead Not Chaste, Male Lead Chaste
Felix is a top hunter in the Vampire Hunters' Guild, famous for his keen sense of smell and flawless mission record. He is conceited, arrogant, and ambitious.
When an exorbitantly priced contract lands in his hands, this hunter, who cares only about money, finds himself unusually curious about his protectee: Miss Victoria, the opera diva who always wears a half-mask and is adored by high society.
At first, he can't understand why this mysterious woman has a constitution so irresistible to vampires. There seems to be no end to the vampires around her.
She is frail and timid, always gazing at him pitifully through the gap in her mask. Whenever she comes close, Felix's nose catches a faint, secret fragrance.
Later, just as Felix is about to finish one final job and retire, he takes on the highest-bounty target: Eugenia, the last female descendant of the vampire race. She is gorgeous and powerful, and countless male vampires flock to her. Kill her, and the age of vampires will come to an end.
So by day, he protects Miss Victoria, and by night, he faces off against Eugenia.
Victoria (frail): "How terrifying, Mr. Hunter!"
Eugenia (smiling): "We meet again, my adorable little hunter."
One day, he finally infiltrates his nemesis's camp. Up close, the woman in the coffin is so beautiful she seems unreal. Felix regards her coolly, and professional instinct makes him flare his nostrils without thinking.
That familiar, faint fragrance enters his nose. His pupils contract.
Victoria. Eugenia.
A lie.
Furious, Felix resolves to kill the wicked liar.
**
Until one day...
Felix kicks open the door of his priest friend in the middle of the night. "I've been cursed!"
"What are your symptoms?"
"My heart feels awful. Whenever I get near that woman, my heart races like it's about to explode. She must have put some kind of curse on me. I'm seriously ill!"
The priest closes his Bible. "That's lovesickness. Now get out."
Felix still stubbornly denies it. "I don't like her!"
At last, the Vampire Hunters' Guild notices that Felix's assassination reports are getting more and more absurd:
"The target was badly wounded. I nearly succeeded."
"The target tried to distract me with her charms. Unsuccessful."
"The target asked me to continue the assassination attempt tomorrow night. Possibly a taunt."
"I'm done."
When the hunter finally sees through this tender deception, he is already hopelessly ensnared and can no longer escape.
**
One day, Eugenia touches the bite marks on her neck, still not faded, and suddenly can't tell which of them is the vampire.
What a miscalculation. Looks like she underestimated how fierce this puppy could be. His kisses are too rough, his passion too intense. She really can't take it. If this goes on, he'll lose control sooner or later.
...She has to get rid of him for good before he falls any deeper.
So she casually tells him what she thinks: "A vampire and a vampire hunter being together goes against all propriety. We should keep our distance."
"You dare dump me?"
"In your dreams."
"Or what?" Eugenia provocatively lifts her chin.
"Or I'll nail every vampire who covets you to a cross, one by one, and display their corpses before you until all you can see is my shadow."
[Reader Advisory]:
1. The female lead is a skilled instigator, beautiful and flirtatious; she seduces him first, then falls in love. The male lead is stubbornly in denial, conceited and arrogant, but actually pure-hearted, hilarious, and hopelessly in love, refusing to admit that he is head over heels. Later, when he realizes she isn't in love with him, he pulls out all the stops to seduce her, and wakes up every day to compete with a different man for her attention. The female lead will have many male companions, whom she treats as playthings for her amusement.
2. The title and blurb may change later.
3. The female lead is a hedonist who takes charge of the relationship and has a universally alluring constitution. The male lead is younger than her.
4. If you don't like it, feel free to drop it. I'm sensitive and fragile. This is a work written purely for love. I'll reply to baseless, outrageous negative reviews with no substance, then delete them. This novel isn't tagged with things like "strong female lead" or "female-centered," so enter with caution! This is an ordinary romance, an ordinary romance. Please read it with an open mind. It's just an ordinary BG romance, a sweet little story about a couple going back and forth with each other. There's no need to overinterpret or judge the leads from a particular perspective.
5. The fictional historical setting is made up. Please don't scrutinize it for accuracy.
6. The writing style prioritizes extensive, delicate descriptions, especially of the female lead. If that's not your thing, feel free to pass.
[Highlights]:
Enemies-to-lovers, rivals turned lovers, loving and fighting each other.
Theme: The hunter becomes the hunted.
Tags
- ThemeWestern Fantasy
- POVDual POV
- Age18+
- AccessFree
- Anti-Trope
- Bickering Lovers
- Devoted Love
- Playing the Field
- Sweet Story
- Western Romance
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This guy fell in love at first sight, right? [Let me be healthy]