[One Piece] Good Women Go to Heaven

[Maybe I'll start this one next]

A Bad Woman Becomes a Four Emperors!!!

As everyone knows, there are five Four Emperors. Excerpt from the World Economy News Journal

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It's miserable when an ordinary person transmigrates into the world of Pirate King. But the night before, she'd watched the Pirate King's 25th-anniversary animated fan letter, and it was so good that it was worth it... well, no, it wasn't.

So, this is the story of an ordinary transmigrated woman who starts out working diligently for the Marines, then is eventually driven to blow up Mary Geoise.

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"That's right, art is an explosion," ■■ declared to our reporter, thumping her chest with conviction. "If it doesn't work, blow it up a few more times."

Wow. Before this interview, our reporter never expected Lady ■■, the most low-key of the Four Emperors, to have such an explosive temper. After all, informants had always described this mysterious empress of the sea as a gloomy woman.

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"...Big News Morgans, can you rewrite this article about me?"

"But Captain, I didn't write this article. Lady Gloya did. And it's already been printed and sent all over the world..."

"...Big News Morgans, do you think we can still recruit people with things like this?"

"Probably, Captain. After all, you just blew up Marineford."

"...I wasn't even a major player, and I'm not good at fighting."

"But you were imprisoned by the Marines for fourteen years, and you took part in a major incident as soon as you came out."

"...Big News Morgans, I just remembered I have a nail polish shop on Sabaody Archipelago. How about this: when the vice captain gets back, tell her I'm retiring and opening a nail salon."

"Captain, I think you'd better accept your fate. You can't beat Lady Gloya."

Theme: "Love is the only disability of my soul."