Where do people go after they die, Heaven or Hell?
No, no, no. The Boss Chuuya can responsibly tell you that it's neither. After death... you actually have to go farm!
Can someone tell him why dying means he inexplicably transmigrates to a place called Stardew Valley to become a farmer? Isn't it absurd for the Port Mafia's boss to spend every day farming?
And another thing
The Boss Chuuya pointed at the smiling mackerel sitting obediently in the house, his expression on the verge of cracking.
"Why is this guy in Stardew Valley too?!"
The former Boss Dazai looked utterly innocent. "Eh, Chuuya, what do you mean?"
After being put through the wringer by the great detective and the demon, Boss Chuuya nearly choked on his own breath, and his blood pressure shot straight to its familiar all-time high.
Whoever said this mackerel was nice? This mackerel is way too evil!
1. A little farming story about the Soukoku pairing.
2. No fixed roles, mutual switching, Chuuya/Dazai/Chuuya. Enjoy it however you like. These two have to be together, biting each other (crawling around in the dark).
3. There should be a little Fyodor/Gogol/Fyodor and Ranpo/Edogawa/Ranpo, too.
Check out my upcoming Soukoku story:
Don't Charge Protection Money in an Infinite-Flow Game
1.
The most evil duo in the inner world. Their name sounds like some strange black-clad group, and is a little over-the-top, making people cringe.
But any player who has faced those two demons can't help showing deep fear... and bewilderment.
Seriously, who charges protection money in an infinite-flow game these days?!
Do they think our items and points just fall from the sky?!
Chuuya Nakahara: Thanks for asking. This is what happens when I do my best to keep my asshole partner in check.
Osamu Dazai: If you think about it, isn't it a great deal to pay this tiny price to get a Port Mafia executive to help you?
As for why nobody dares say no...
Osamu Dazai watched Chuuya Nakahara handle the BOSS with ease, smiling without a word.
He never said the protection money was only collected from players.
2.
After gaining the special [Double Black] bond, Chuuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai were inevitably punished by the System because of their abilities.
In every instance, one of them would randomly receive a debuff to limit their strength.
As the Grim Reaper sang a requiem, Osamu Dazai sat in a wheelchair while Chuuya Nakahara pushed him along to play at bungee jumping.
As angels hunted them down in a frenzy, Chuuya, trapped in the body of a five-year-old and unable to leave his incubation tank, could only keep his eyes shut and follow Osamu Dazai's instructions.
In the endless mist, you are an enemy who has lost your memories.
Beneath the bone-chilling deep sea, I am a puppet crushed beneath the weight of every emotion.
But even so, we will still be together, hand in hand, making our way through every conflict and misunderstanding toward the best possible ending.
1. Everything is fine, but what will you all do when I point out that this couple comes from route B?~
Premise: Love can heal all despair
Are you saying that this leader with three white eyes and a quick tongue is "affable", "amiable", and has a "kind" face??? No wonder the literary world here is declining. It turns out that the Chinese education has not been done well. Although Ren Zhongye has a "sweet" face, being beautiful and having kind eyes are not the same thing!! Those who didn't know thought that Maitreya was sitting next to you! Please put away your filters and your magical powers, oh my god Even if there is a Bodhisattva next to you, it must be Gatling Bodhisattva
Is it a forest farm? Digging out my archive again, my first farm was a forest farm, and the next two were hilltop farms. I like both of these so much! On the top of the mountain, the areas are staggered at different levels, and the layout is very beautiful! The forest has a beautiful lake and can also give people a sense of tranquility!
Welcome back, I've been waiting for you. It feels like everything is back to the past, I am waiting for your update, the kind of life that is a little more orderly. I often think that since it is possible to live in a city (when I was in school), if I happened to pass you by chance on the street one day, unlike what is depicted in literature, I don't know you, and you shouldn't know me, we just pass by, and the tears flowing on your face may rise and fall and become the rain that wets the city. I don't know what I'm talking about anymore. It seems you should step out. I'm a little bit unwilling to accept your traffic and exposure, and I'm still trying to persuade you to lock the post and repost it, but it's good to be relieved. Well, in fact, I shouldn't describe the encounter in my imagination based on wishful thinking. Maybe you will be shocked when you actually meet the teacher offline. Ahhh, it's such a mess and I really don't know what to say. Anyway, I still hope to help you, the author! Then, it feels impolite for me to recommend other people's books under your book, but I can't delete the review myself. Can you please report it so that the review can be deleted? (I just hoped that they wouldn't cling to it and be disappointed) Ah, I'm sorry for the promotion, private Marseille ❤️
Thinking of Zhongya's sentence, I hate you for being a piece of wood
When I came back from school to see Jinjiang, I found that the teacher was actually finished!!! It's also a quick tasting💪💪💪Has the boss ever considered the idea of publishing a book? Such a delicious book, I want to own a physical book😚😚😚
"If it doesn't work, just go on strike🇫🇷" 😏 (I think of a French person who said angrily that France actually has the third highest strike rate in Europe!... Isn't this very glorious...) (Although... France requires a trade union to call it a strike, otherwise it is called an absence... The Black Party has a trade union, right? Lmao)
It's so lively. Hahahaha. Why are everyone here? Is the room big enough for standing?
I haven't cleared all of Stardew Valley yet!!!
Hahahahahahahaha, neither Chuuya nor Dazai want to be the leader, they are really a couple who want to be lazy. Hey, will you come back to Stardew Valley in the future? There will be no way to fry fish in the mine then~
Finished spreading flowers, congratulations~ Wow, Dazai actually still has doubts about whether the confession will be successful or not. Is there any difference between the two of you whether you confess or not 😂 It's great. From now on, there will be a world that is most suitable for Taizhong to be together~