An Unprofessional Villain [Quick Transmigration]

[Main Story Complete] Both are each other’s first and only|A little bedtime sweetness|If it’s not sweet, take a bite out of me

A straight man who might be a reincarnated cow cat × a fake devoted husband who’s really a male ghost, a green tea schemer

[World One: The Mysterious Masked Cool Guy Quits His Old Job to Become a Beloved Celebrity Husband Who Loves “Cooking”]

① A lay-flat, parasite illegitimate son B × a little monster celebrity A with an imprinting complex

“You need to play a love-struck, villainous simp, serve as a stepping stone for the protagonist, and obediently die at the crucial moment.”

Xi Guanshu: “? I’m this handsome. Do I really look like a sucker?”

What’s this? The little monster villain who was a fellow simp in the original story? There’s no future in being a masked-assassin simp. Come work for me as a celebrity’s sidekick and make some money!

But something seems a little strange.

Why does the monster look more and more like him?

Why did the little monster suddenly confess to him?

Why has the little monster suddenly gone into heat?!

The next day, Xi Guanshu woke up in bed and questioned his entire life.

…The little monster’s skills were actually pretty good.

Where did he learn that?!

[World Two: The Pitiful Victim of Bullying Is a Succubus’s X-Rage Before Becoming Pope]

② A fake-ascetic succubus demon prince × a genuinely touch-starved priest

When Xi Guanshu returned to his school to give a speech, he noticed a student who stood out from everyone else. He had a fierce gaze, wore ragged clothes, gave off a gloomy air, and reeked of bloodshed.

“How could Senior like that idiot heretic? I feel like he might secretly devour his own kind…”

Xi Guanshu: So cute. I’m smitten. My little silkworm, come give me a kiss?

He began supporting the student, providing him with an education, companionship, money, and even love. No one could resist Xi Guanshu’s tenderness, so it was easy for his junior to go from resisting him to falling in love with him.

“You’ve fallen for me? Let’s break up. You look so cheap like this.”

“I liked you before because you looked like a delicate little flower, but now you’re taller than me! Change back! Give me back my little flower! Or I’ll make a scene! I really will!”

But the six-winged priest, now promoted to pope, refused. At last, he tore away the docile facade that had never truly been tamed, pinned Xi Guanshu to the bed, bit down on his wrist, and glared fiercely at him.

“Break up? What kind of breakup? If I don’t like your answer, then I’ll do things my way.”

[World Three: By Day He Kills Without Blinking, By Night He Waters Flowers with Eye Drops]

③ A vain cross-dresser, a doddering vine × the top interstellar pirate, a professional flower grower

Xi Guanshu was raised to be a social butterfly. Of all the adopted sons, he was the most handsome and also the worst at his job.

Every high-ranking official and nobleman he served could only say, “Can’t you have him poisoned?” They often said this, but the next time, they would still hint, openly or discreetly, that their politician adoptive brother should bring him along again.

As soon as he came of age, countless invitations poured in, but the politician changed his mind at the last minute and decided to keep him for himself.

Disgusted, Xi Guanshu became a doddering vine for the interstellar pirate zone so he could stay alive.

Fine, that was fair. He offered his body, the other party offered protection, and they each got what they wanted.

And turning a public carriage into a private one meant he only had to serve one person, which clearly cut down on his workload!

He never thought he’d need to get emotionally involved with the pirate chief.

Xi Guanshu was clingy. Years of training had made him especially sweet and lovable, with a touch of petulance. The pirate chief was so charmed by him that he’d give him the stars if he asked.

With the other man’s power behind him, Xi Guanshu successfully toppled the politician and rose to the top. Then he immediately wanted to kick the pirate, who knew about his sordid past, to the curb and become a respectable person again.

The pirate said nothing and left in silence.

But Xi Guanshu soon realized that life was awful without him. He wasn’t clever, had no real power, and had a bad temper. He’d made plenty of enemies, and even his subordinates had designs on him.

In everyone’s eyes, he was like a delicious dessert waiting to be carved up.

“Darling, they’re all picking on me…” Xi Guanshu went to find him and brought him back. Cautiously, he tried to kiss the corner of his mouth.

zone stayed by his side and straightened his clothes, preparing everything for him like a devoted husband, but avoided his kiss all the same.

(They’re still each other’s first and only!)

The final ending is HE.

This story is entirely fictional, and some plot points don’t follow real-world logic. Please don’t treat it as a real-life Earth Online walkthrough!

Very sweet, with a little angst and a little plot! You can leave your brain here for a while. Just enjoy watching this couple fall in love!

One-on-one from beginning to end, no split personalities. Both the top and the bottom have only ever loved each other, and this is their first love. Both are adults. Not an angsty romance. For these two villains, it should be sweet enough that they don’t care who else gets hurt. Not a typical mutual pining romance.

The cover and character art were drawn by Gugu, and belong to Gugu!

Theme: When you’re at rock bottom, every direction leads upward