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Next book: Transmigrated as the Cheat System for the Dragon-Slaying Hero
Blurb at the bottom_
Leng Cuizhu transmigrates into a restricted danmei novel.
She becomes the secret lover of the compiler Yin Yuan.
She and Yin Yuan have a son named Leng Zhen.
One day, she suddenly learns that Yin Yuan and Leng Zhen are the male leads of the book, while she is merely a cannon-fodder character.
Leng Zhen is beautiful and considerate.
He is the son Leng Cuizhu had with another man.
In the original story, although she is merely Yin Yuan's secret lover, everyone knows about their affair. When Leng Zhen's parentage is revealed, Leng Cuizhu is condemned as unfaithful and denounced by everyone.
But they underestimated Leng Cuizhu.
She used to be the heroine of a horror movie.
In that film, she was a formidable heroine who, after dying, became a vengeful ghost and dealt with everyone who had ever hurt her, killing them all without exception.
When she transmigrated into this book, she accidentally brought along the System from the horror movie.
Together with the System from the danmei novel, she now has two Systems.
After Leng Cuizhu learns the truth, she is told she must obey the System and follow the plot obediently.
Which System?
[You can pick.]
But why should she listen to anyone else?
Shouldn't they be the ones listening to her?
They should be the ones who give everything for her.
* The heroine is not a virgin, but all the men are. Gloomy, twisted, melodramatic, male rivalry, obsessive female lead, occasional sanity loss.
* The heroine has intermittent bouts of madness. Several male characters are more or less gloomy and unhinged.
* The heroine's name comes from Li He's poem The Tomb of Su Xiaoxiao: "Cold green candles, their light spent. Beneath Xiling, wind and rain blow."
* The heroine and Yin Yuan are not married.
* All the worlds she transmigrates into are male-female romance settings.
Transmigrated as the Cheat System for the Dragon-Slaying Hero
Li Xiaoxiao, a corporate cog laid off by her company.
She becomes the cheat system for the male lead of a political intrigue novel and continues her miserable life as an employee.
The male lead, Dugu Wei, is a textbook dragon-slaying hero: extraordinarily capable, handsome, arrogant, and in possession of one thing no one else has, something powerful enough to shake the entire dynasty!
That thing is Li Xiaoxiao, his System.
Li Xiaoxiao herself.
Haha...
She is his external brain.
Male lead: What do I do if the third prince frames me?
Female lead: Boss, I didn't study this in college.
She is his ultimate weapon.
Male lead: Hurry, go wipe out the rebels!
Female lead: Boss, I have an ingrown toenail.
She is his precision stopwatch.
Male lead: Do you like me or not...?
Female lead: Boss, I really need to clock out.
Not one of the high-EQ lines Li Xiaoxiao learned ever came in handy. She truly managed to opt out of every aspect of moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic, and labor education.
But Dugu Wei insisted on clinging to her. Even faking her death wouldn't work.
Dugu Wei dug her out of the ground, carried her lifeless body on his back, and seized military power and the people's hearts.
In the end, he tossed her onto the throne.
Dugu Wei: Look at the kingdom I conquered for you, Boss! Impressive, right? (hands on hips)
Li Xiaoxiao: Boss, I really don't have time to play along. Hurry up and bury me again. (mostly dead)
In the end, Li Xiaoxiao still wasn't buried again, because Dugu Wei insisted on being her dog, following her everywhere and barking nonstop.
But she's a rock!
* The male lead is a virgin. A very absurd, slightly dark, sweet little story.
The heroine has no physical form at first, becomes human in the middle, and is a rock by the end.
Theme: Live the life you want
After Humiliating the Cold and Aloof Chancellor
I Lost My Memory After My Ex-Husband’s Brother Forced Me to Marry Him
The Cheat System for the Dragon-Aotian Hero
After Marrying a Widower, I Found Him Irresistible
Stalked by a Dark Male Supporting Character
How Does a Heartthrob Become Disciples with Someone Everyone Hates?
Transmigrated into the Villainous Wife of a Male-Oriented Novel
Oh my God, are there any normal people in this circle, old and young? It turns out that bad brains can be inherited by fathers. It's becoming more and more like a cult movie, with people locked up in cellars, weird love, and Chinese witchcraft and so on. How many men live like this 321? It's good for the heroine to pamper Xiao Du and train foreigners 🙏 🙏 🙏
I insisted on watching half of it. What attracted me was my personal interest in 1 woman vs. N men. I have a strong love and hate for the heroine. However, the behavior, logic, starting point and purpose of all the characters are very messy and cannot be connected. They are crazy and puzzling. It feels like the author's free work. He writes here and there and writes here and there, as if he traveled from Antarctica to the North Pole in one second for no reason. It looks very tiring.
I read the first 20 chapters and couldn't understand them, so I jumped to read the ending and found that I was even more confused 😂
Gradually, it becomes more and more inexplicable.
Xiang is confused 🤩 🤩 These men are all sick 🐶 I really like the heroine. When I read the first chapter, I felt that Cuizhu smelled like a ghost 🐰 🐰
How should I put it? To sum it up, it is a story about two people who once loved each other but were wasted by marriage. However, the heroine is free in the end, which is okay. Reading the whole story, the most incomprehensible thing is Leng Zhen. She is too twisted and cheap. She keeps causing trouble and complaining about herself. The heroine has not treated him badly. She has been wiping his butt and even took the risk to save him when there was a fire in the end. This is also the point that I can't understand the most. By the end, the heroine has obviously let go of her past and has taken revenge on Yin Yuan. After being repeatedly framed by this poisonous son and even trying to kill him, she still thinks about her old love and saves him. Although it may be written like this to have a legitimate excuse to arrest him later, after reading this hundred chapters, I can't understand the love and hate of this son of a bitch, like a rotten leech, he will lie on the heroine's body to suck blood, and he feels aggrieved while sucking it. The key point is that the heroine is willing to suck him off. Oh, I don't know what to say! Another very frustrating point is that both Chen Xun and Yi Yinwan are using the heroine to achieve their own goals. Although the heroine herself has benefited, I think it is not proportional to what she has paid. Whether it is the land deed or the poisoning of Yin Yuan in the end, the heroine put in the most effort and got the least money. Being bewitched in the middle is even more difficult. The heroine is a blood bag. She is sucked by men and women. Congratulations on her freedom in the end.
It's so cute, so green tea. Maybe you poisoned your own pet [cheek holding]
I have searched Chinese medicine practitioners before to see if there are any Chinese medicine prescriptions for male contraceptive sterilization. I am curious about how ancient ladies, princesses, and male servants used to prevent pregnancy. I have searched all kinds of papers. I feel that no Chinese medicine doctor has tried to prescribe this kind of medicine. I don't know what thinking the Chinese medicine professional would use to prescribe Chinese medicine for male contraception? I only found that cotton seeds have some contraceptive effects; when it comes to contraception, I feel that ancient Chinese medicine and modern Western medicine are also biased towards men. From ancient times to modern times, women are forced to take birth control pills, which harms women's bodies. Men do not need to bear the physical damage after contraception. Many men only bear the cost of raising children.
Good food, good food, I'm here to make it happen [EYE][EYE]
It's so funny that Si Qing accepted the son of a love rival as his apprentice 🐶 🐶 smells so good, smells so good 🤩 🤩 🤩