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Coming soon: "I Am the Male Lead's Lover in a Danmei Novel." Blurb at the very end.
A beautiful madwoman × a gloomy, ghostlike man
Fang Shuangjian transmigrates into a son-in-law power fantasy novel and becomes the original wife who dies a gruesome death in the male lead's story.
The male lead, Shen Zhiyu, is the current dynasty's chief minister. Handsome as jade and generous with his good deeds, he is admired by countless women in the capital. This excellent young master Shen married early, and he loves his wife with all his heart.
Fang Shuangjian is the wife he loves with all his heart.
Her family wields tremendous power, so much so that even the chief minister has to marry into it. After their wedding, Shen Zhiyu is humiliated and abused in every way, while Fang Shuangjian has to play the role of a domineering, unfaithful wife.
[Task One: Seduce the male lead's subordinate and slap him]
[Task Two: Seduce the male lead's colleague and whip him]
[Task Three: Seduce the male lead's younger brother and break his leg]
Fang Shuangjian: What kind of NTR-and-sadism plot is this?
System: Once you finish the plot, the male lead will awaken and start building his career and gathering a harem. Then you can die beautifully and exit the story, Host~
So Fang Shuangjian spent five years beating and kicking Shen Zhiyu. She followed the System's instructions, slapping him, whipping him, and even breaking his leg... Yet Shen Zhiyu still never awakened.
After much deliberation, the System told her to kill the male lead outright. Then he would be accidentally reborn, awaken, build his career, and gather a harem!
As the dagger pierced Shen Zhiyu's chest, Fang Shuangjian hesitated, unable to bring herself to stab him any further. But Shen Zhiyu leaned close to her ear and softly said:
"We can finally go home."
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Shen Zhiyu's parents died when he was three, and no one cared for him as he grew up. After spending several years begging on the streets, he took the imperial examinations for the first time and swept the top three honors, transforming his fortunes and becoming the current dynasty's chief minister. The women of the capital adored him.
His good days ended when he turned twenty.
He became a live-in son-in-law of the Fang family. His wife was a woman whose moods changed without warning, named Fang Fei, courtesy name Shuangjian.
Fang Shuangjian could be wiping the sweat from his cheek one moment, then slapping him the next. She would throw him into an icy pond on a rainy day, make him crawl back to his room across the frozen ground in a snowstorm, and feed him pig slop and dishwater... Later, he discovered that his wife had betrayed him.
Fang Shuangjian was asleep in the same bed as one of his subordinates. He stood beside the bed from dawn until dusk.
When Fang Shuangjian woke, he received no apology. Instead, she slapped him.
"Do you think you can threaten me?"
He lowered his head, tears glimmering in his eyes. "I can't."
Later, Fang Shuangjian broke his leg in a fit of despair and demanded to know why he still wouldn't leave.
He lowered his head again, tears glimmering in his eyes. "I can't."
Fang Shuangjian had given him his life. She had pulled him out of hell, so of course he would never leave her.
Returning a favor is only right.
He wasn't Shen Zhiyu, just as she wasn't Fang Shuangjian.
The real Shen Zhiyu had been killed by him twelve years ago. He had fooled everyone, including...
*A beautiful madwoman × a gloomy, ghostlike man
*The female lead has only ever been with women; the male lead has only ever been with men.
*The female lead is never forced to do anything, and her interactions with the male supporting character are all according to her own wishes. The "hesitation" mentioned in the blurb is because she thinks stabbing the bargain-bin male lead to death would be letting him off too easily. She "demands to know" because she's fed up and going mad, not because she's a kindhearted, pure-hearted girl who can't bear to hurt him. The male lead is also happy to be beaten. Their personalities are clearly written: neither is mentally well, one externalizes everything and the other internalizes it.
*While the leads are married, the female lead does not sleep with other men or fall in love with them.
*The female lead transmigrates into the story. She is not related by blood to the male supporting character, Fang Lin. The original female lead and Fang Lin are collateral relatives more than three generations removed.
*Detailed reading notes are in Chapter One.
"I Transmigrated into a Danmei Novel as the Male Lead's Lover"
Leng Cuilu transmigrates into an explicit danmei novel.
She becomes the gong's lover.
The shou is her son.
The gong has a whole harem of wives and concubines, but loves only the shou. The other women are there merely to appease society.
That includes Leng Cuilu.
The shou is delicate and charming, and the women of the capital hail him as the most beautiful young man. Even the emperor wants to bring him into his harem.
He is the son Leng Cuilu had with another man.
Once they discover they are not related by blood, the gong and the shou finally cross the last line between them and fall blissfully in love. Although she is merely the gong's lover, everyone knows about her. When the truth about the shou's birth comes out, Leng Cuilu is condemned as unfaithful, while the shou is publicly denounced by everyone.
But they underestimated Leng Cuilu.
She came into this novel from a cult film.
In that movie, she was a badass female lead who awakened from her life as a small-town girl, dealt with everyone who had ever hurt her, and killed until she was the only one left.
As she transmigrated into this novel, the cult film generated a System to keep her from leaving, and she accidentally brought it with her.
Together with the danmei novel's System, she now had two Systems.
System One: [Sob, the gong is so pitiful. Hurry and show your love for your precious gong~]
System Two: [Beat that man to death.]
System One: [So touching! The shou cut his own Achilles tendon for the gong. Hurry and show your hatred for the shou~]
System Two: [Beat that man to death.]
System One: [So sweet! The gong and shou are in your room (beep, ). Hurry and join them~]
System Two: [Just kill yourself, you bunch of morons.]
*The female lead has only ever been with women; the male lead has only ever been with men. There is a gender-bending-straight-people plot point, but the female lead purely hates the gong and shou. She mostly uses the two male leads.
*The female lead periodically goes berserk, and there's plenty of blood and gore. The male characters are all gloomy, crazy, and at least a little messed up in the head.
*The female lead's name comes from Li He's "Tomb of Su Xiaoxiao": "Cold green candles, their light spent. By Xiling, wind and rain blow."
Theme: Love life
After Humiliating the Cold and Aloof Chancellor
I Lost My Memory After My Ex-Husband’s Brother Forced Me to Marry Him
The Cheat System for the Dragon-Aotian Hero
After Marrying a Widower, I Found Him Irresistible
Stalked by a Dark Male Supporting Character
How Does a Heartthrob Become Disciples with Someone Everyone Hates?
I'm the Male Lead's Mistress in a Danmei Novel
Is there anything funny? I feel similar to me. On the surface, I am lazy and easy-going, and I mingle with everyone, but in fact, I take one step at a time, and my thoughts are far more thoughtful than my peers. They would not have thought that I, who laughs and laughs with them on weekdays, are no longer in the same world with them in private. Hehe... I am such a person. I can joke with you and be very easy-going, but if you touch my reverse scales, I will let you know what real darkness is. This type is a child-faced wolf, innocent and innocent on the surface, but actually smooth and transparent. You can't possibly plot against me, because you have been laid out by me from the beginning. I am a chess player, and you are just a chess piece. If you disobey me, you will know what cruelty and darkness are. I have never lacked the thunderous means nor the heart of a Bodhisattva. I have Buddhas and demons in my heart, but I have sealed the demons deeply, leaving only the Buddha. I originally wanted to face everyone with a Bodhisattva heart, but some people insist that I unseal the demons in my heart. Then I want to ask you, when you face a real demon appearing in this world, can you still calm it down?
! Congratulations on the completion of Spreading Flowers 🤩 🤩 I didn't expect to be kicked like this. Doudou kicked the system and the emperor. The couple beat everyone × It's a very interesting story. Both the male and female protagonists are pretty good. Although the plot has some shortcomings, I think the emotional scenes are particularly good. This advantage makes me not pay attention to the plot at all. The male protagonist is so boneless and obedient and sweet... Although the front is really too miserable, the male protagonist's health bar is so thick. In short, the writing is smooth and the expressions are clear. It is very good. I prefer small desserts like this to those that are too profound 😳 Thank you to the author for working hard and not giving up! It looks great now! Hope to see more works in the future~ By the way, wish for a modern episode or more daily routine? I will update it the next day. I will miss you so much TT
Oh my God, boss, you have to pay attention to your safety.
Every time I see the character cards, I feel so cute.
"Crossing it over to his imperial brother" is a big bug for the author~passing the throne
The first thing I do when I open my eyes every morning is read a new chapter
Ahhhhh, so exciting 😭 I want to read the next chapter
It seems like all those bad things were done by Fang Lin [Glasses]
Why did Shen Zhiyu suddenly agree to divorce? Didn't he disagree with her life and death before?_??
I wish the author a happy birthday 😚 (although it's a belated blessing [cat's paw])