The full manuscript is in progress. For now, here's a preview: [Peak-strength, seemingly aloof but actually adorably clueless immortal gong & obedient, insecure yet resilient puppy-like shou] My useless gong, who can't do chores or tell one grain from another and can't take care of himself, was once a renowned God of War across the Three Realms?
After seventeen years of hardship, Jiang Huaiyi was taken in by a man. He'd expected a cold, aloof, untouchable beauty, so why was the guy a fool who burned holes in pots while cooking and flooded the house doing laundry? He was also incredibly gullible, believing anything people told him. If Jiang Huaiyi kissed him, he'd blush and run off, thinking Jiang Huaiyi was angry. Then, a day later, he'd be standing on the mountain in the cold wind, cheeks red?
Hey, you said you've lived for tens of thousands of years and never been in a relationship?!
But sometimes, the fool seems pretty dependable.
The gong is the strongest under heaven. Guaranteed satisfaction. What? You think the author is lying?
That's because the gong is weakened at the beginning, hahaha.
Both gong and shou are each other's first and only. Happy ending. The point of view shifts between characters. Not for fans of either gong or shou exclusively. The author is a firm believer in making both leads suffer when the plot calls for it. But don't worry, this isn't pure angst. There are plenty of funny and satisfying moments too (please trust me!).
Bonus Scene:
Jiang Huaiyi (reading an ancient book): The God of War once slew a hundred thousand demons with a single sword strike!
Bai Muze (knitting a sweater): False. I got lost for three months that time.
Jiang Huaiyi: Then the duel with the Demon Lord must be true, right?
Bai Muze (using the wrong yarn): Yeah, but he gave me the wrong directions, so I was late.
Actually, I'm not the God of War at all. Do you believe me?
--Bai Muze
#About the whole Three Realms spreading rumors that my gong is badass#
#Retired God of War Returns to Work: From Beginner to Live-in Son-in-Law#
Reading Guide:
[1] The gong thinks he's raising a kid, while the shou thinks he's repaying a debt. They stumble along through life together.
[2] The gong seems aloof but is actually a straightforward guy. He likes to keep a stern face and act cool, but inside he's a clueless, adorable idiot.
[3] Sweet-and-sour loyal puppy shou. The angst is heavier at first, but don't worry, this is not an abusive relationship! Not an abusive relationship! The gong doesn't mistreat the shou! He's very good to him! The shou doesn't mistreat the gong either! Only the villains make them suffer!
[4] A sweet redemption story with a revenge plot in the background, lots of satisfying moments, and a gong who's great at fighting.
Side couples (more to come)
A mischief-loving, sharp-tongued doctor & an innocent, simple-minded little spirit beast (Yun Qi & Zi Yao)
A steady, taciturn imperial guard & a younger, tsundere, sweetly naive Heavenly Emperor
Mountain god & little cat demon
Theme: A weakened old immortal's second growth spurt
This person was part of the HT author who was involved in the online violence last year. This year it was his turn to be arrested. His family had money and pretended to be poor. He hoped that the sisters who wanted to give her money would know about it in advance.
"I'm not that kind of person like Yunjian" "I make a lot of money" "If she ran away a year or two ago" "She can definitely live a good life abroad" "I will go abroad to beg for food" "I'm still too young" "I was criticized for the first time the day before yesterday" "I should have turned on one-click protection" "This way I can continue to be appreciated" Our sympathy is for the writer's wife who is truly at rock bottom, not for people like you.
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This person was part of the HT author who was involved in the online violence last year. This year it was his turn to be arrested. His family had money and pretended to be poor. He hoped that the sisters who wanted to give her money would know about it in advance.
She also pretended to be an author of HT. I love eating popsicles. I felt very uncomfortable at that time. How could my goddess write a special article for insects?
Wb deleted the comment and did not respond to the key points. Obviously the family environment is not bad, much better than other authors, but he easily said that his uncle only had to pay hundreds of thousands for cheating on someone, but he dared to have the shamelessness to praise and not refund. Does it hurt when the boomerang hits you? Why don't you apologize to the author you slandered? Why do you take advantage of other people's kindness to satisfy yourself? You have taken a lot from us in the past two days? Well, I can only wish you retribution and there will be no good results [][][]
Return other people's money. I'll be honest if I sue you for illegal fund-raising. Miss 🧋 If I hadn't read the comment section, I wouldn't have known you had so many melons.