[Updates at least five times a week, usually in the afternoon] Lian is a useless beta who graduated straight into unemployment. Just as he reaches the end of his rope, a rich, handsome military insect falls from the sky and asks him to marry into his family. Lian thinks he's about to enjoy a blissful life as a live-in spouse, only to discover that life isn't as simple as he'd imagined.
[Optimistic, funny, growing gentle gong x aloof, inarticulate, devoted and strong shou who makes a perfect spouse]
Lan Luosi, known as a "human weapon," never imagined he would be blasted into an Earth slum, then crash down on a human slurping instant noodles in a low-rent apartment. He never expected that, with his mental sea on the verge of collapse, he'd trick the man into marrying him, either.
Lian, who'd landed an incredible bargain, casually accepted the electronic seal from the marriage office and stamped his name at the trembling base of the insect's wings.
But honey, I'm a beta! I don't have any mental power!
Never mind, never mind. If you say I have it, then I do.
Married life is far more thrilling than he'd imagined: rebellion, flight, survival on a barren planet, and getting swept up in an interstellar war. Before he knows it, this useless guy has become the insect race's emperor, cheered on by everyone.
Wait, wasn't this supposed to be a funny slice-of-life story?
Reading Guide:
1. A laid-back life of winning by doing nothing, going from having nothing to the whole world lining up to feed you
2. Funny daily life, tense escapes, and political revolution all running in parallel
3. Marriage first, love later, with the gong and shou doting on each other
Content Warnings:
The gong is a little dim at first, but he'll awaken later
There are a lot of elements: the insect race and ABO both feature
There are some themes of equality, but they're not the focus (the protagonist doesn't actively take part)
The gong may seem a little weak early on (?)
The author is an equal-opportunity fan who loves both gong and shou. Written from the gong's perspective.
This is an imaginary, fictional setting unrelated to reality. Please don't project it onto real life.
Message: Eliminate injustice, promote equality, resist extreme tyranny, and save the world.
I asked why you are so stubborn about not changing your ID, but it turns out you are just trying to change it? Why do you only dare to admit in a small group that I love eating popsicles? 😂 I go to WB to worry about being beaten to death. I feel guilty too. One-click protection is not forever. Wait until you reach the time limit.
Well-meaning readers, please don't make any more comments. There is a picture on WB. Last year, this author said that other authors were scammers. This year, when it's his turn, he started tipping.
After seven days of one-click protection, the death date has arrived. As long as you dare to update, I will give you negative points. I happen to have more than a thousand moon stones that I don't know how to spend.
I just saw that you were still taunting Yunjian in the group. I really vomited. You are completely shameless [angry]. You are indeed not the same type of person as Yunjian. After Yunjian's family collected the money, they immediately closed the appreciation and did not want any outside help. Are you a zpf who obviously can take care of everything yourself but still wants to consume readers' kindness?
You can check out the recent chat records of wbid, a homeless person who gets something for nothing. That's so bad, I can't imagine anyone being that vicious. Scammer pays back money
A wealthy family cannot be used as a reason to make money, so they use depression, intrusion, and miserable life at 80. Nine out of ten sentences posted on Weibo are lies. People have found two different faces in Weibo Q groups and have to constantly make up for it. They add fuel to the law enforcement process of Lanzhou Public Security, pull Jinjiang into trouble, and forward it. Exceeding RMB 10,000 caused social panic and quickly deleted the blog. He claimed that other authors had black and white screenshots and refused to admit it. After inciting the masses to fight against public power, he once again provoked confrontation between men and women. He used the protection of women as a knife for himself, fraudulently donated 200,000 yuan and ran away, pretending to be dead and not making detailed refunds. Little rabbit, you have done bad things, this time you just got tea, next time you will be punished by God.
People who get caught and become angry will say that they are "a little happy" and "want to post something more"... They are so awesome, don't worry, you will just keep fooling around.
Are we going to use our hard-earned money to help you rescue stray cats? Are you going to rescue stray cats? May I ask how you are embarrassed? You wrote a long article about how others 80 you. When readers asked you to stop writing, how did you respond? Do you dare to admit it? The person who swung the knife at the weaker person was now hit by the boomerang, quickly stacked the buff and praised it, and said, "I am a little happy to be noticed, I will think about what to post." How do you know how much the fine will be without even a verdict? Are you happy with six figures?
Pay back the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How come you still have the nerve to enable one-click protection and are still regretting in the group that you can't continue to raise funds through WB??????? He actually pretended to be the author of ht and I love eating popsicles, but his actual pen name of ht is Puchi Tutu!!!!!!!! Pay back the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pretend that I love eating popsicles, have a cheesy mouth, and am a scumbag. I just said that my uncle killed someone and accompanied him for hundreds of thousands, so don't continue.