I, Tobirama Senju, woke up one day to find myself with three teammates and a System. Teammate 1 is a Wood Release user who appears once in a thousand years, invincible but unwilling to listen to me. Teammate 2 possesses a Mangekyo Sharingan rarely seen in this world, terrifyingly powerful but unable to get along with me. Teammate 3 is a swordsman of a caliber seen once in a century, shrewd and resourceful, but we can't stand each other.
[Bad Ending 1: Your ideals will be buried along with you.]
[Bad Ending 2: You survive, but it's no different from being dead.]
[Bad Ending 3: Forget everything and live happily with an empty head.]
Me: …
Urgent question: How do I clear the dungeon and get an everyone-gets-a-happy-ending conclusion while dragging along my outlandish, impractical boss who also happens to be my own big brother, crazy teammate number one whose simple-minded world revolves around winning and losing fights, and crazy teammate number two who is competitive, combative, arrogant, stubborn, and never listens?
1. A no-holds-barred indulgence project, entirely my own interpretations and characterizations
2. Ship whoever you want
3. Updates whenever I feel like it
4. First-person narration
Theme: Mountains and passes are hard to cross. Who will grieve for those who lose their way?