After the Battle of Chibi, Duke Cao had a sore back and weak legs.
Zhou Yu, the leader of the Immortal Way, burned Red Cliff with the help of the east wind, and his fame will last forever.
Cao Cao, the tycoon of the demon world, and his millions of demon army were defeated and disgraced.
The battle between immortals and demons is like water and fire.
Actual:
Zhou Yu's post-war summary was: "The fire attack is very good, and the Cao thief is very good."
Cao Cao's post-war summary was only one sentence: "What a shame and humiliation! Worse than an animal!"
No one knew that the fire that burned red in the sky covered the secret of Xianjun sneaking into the main ship of Demon Lord.
No one knew that the thundering drums and fighting covered up the uncontrollable whispers in the underwater formation.
Copywriting:
The Battle of Chibi is known to both immortals and demons——
Immortal Lord Zhou Yu, with all his plans, burned down Demon Lord Cao Cao's ambition and army with a single fire.
The demon lord Cao Cao returned home in vain and could not come out of seclusion. It is said that he was so ashamed and angry that he had no face to see the demon.
Only the two parties involved know clearly——
"Zhou Yu! You hypocrite! Let me go!"
"Madam, on the battlefield in daylight, you are very majestic..."
"Who is your wife! Immortals and demons are not at odds with each other!"
"Oh? Then who is the one who is under my body at this moment, smelling delicious and delicious, even if you want to reject it, but you want to welcome it?"
After the war, both the immortal and demon worlds praised Zhou Yu's achievements and reviled Cao Cao for his incompetence.
In the demon king's chamber, Cao Cao held his sore waist and looked at the sanctimonious face in the water mirror, grinding his teeth with hatred.
Zhou Yu on the other side of the water mirror smiled slightly and transmitted the message into the secret:
"Madam, although the fight between immortals and demons is fierce, it greatly promotes harmony between husband and wife."
"Tonight, I'll bring some fine wine for my husband, and then I'll go to your devil's palace... How about 'negotiating peace'?"
# Rival is actually my Taoist companion#
#The whole three realms are eating the CP of the two of us to the death#
#Only I know what "art of war" he studies every night#
#Madam, you are more delicious than victory#
Intention: downward freedom is nothing but a burden, upward freedom is the eternal pursuit