No CP direction
On the surface, there is a fairy spirit, but on the inside, the virus is crazily holding back the system. Today, the system is also working hard not to betray anyone.
I used to be a gold medal player in the golden finger system, until I met the player host of P Club——
He praised me for the beauty of silence when he was blowing up stars with his "Angel", he said I was considerate when he was rubbing the ashes of planets with a Colossus, and he even praised me for the freshness and refinement of my color scheme when twisting the Milky Way into a Möbius strip.
Now it's my turn to travel through time and do the mission myself.
The world of cultivators was horrified to discover that this newly minted immortal was walking on a crawler (four-wheel drive is more stable than two-wheel drive), he had a Macau casino advertisement when he was going through the tribulation (click to get a Thunder Tribulation experience coupon), and when he was enlightening his disciples, "Which company is better at infertility" suddenly popped up (the Zen abbot broke through the realm on the spot).
Regarding the fact that I relied on virus pop-ups to build a great road (don't worry about how I did it in the system, anyway, I have built this great road, and every little omission is just a detail, not important, not important.)
After all, the system shell is responsible for all the evil caused by the virus.
The so-called virus leaks electricity, but the whole cultivation world is thinking: This child is so terrifying
Regular version
System No. 0998 Parachuted into the world of immortality with a plug-in full of viruses.
When he crawls gracefully on all fours in the clouds, when he says the mantra, it will automatically switch to the dealer advertisement, when he practices the supreme mental method into a collection of real questions on "Three Years to Conceive a Baby and Five Years to Ascend"——
The entire world of cultivation has become enlightened.
"The Immortal Lord is enlightening the way of heaven!"
"Look! The gambling advertisement that flashed in the tribulation cloud must be the password for ascension!"
"The Immortal Master said six '6's' to me last night, which must have hinted at the sixth profound meaning of the Qing Jing Sutra..."
Food Guide
1. The sand sculpture system broken by the players of the Fourth Natural Disaster P club, no CP, purely funny, Dihua style (the whole world of immortals is trying to conquer it by themselves)
2. A record of different species coexisting with each other. Systematic aesthetics include: the grace of walking with limbs separately, the correct way to open advertising pop-ups, and the medical miracle of using naked twisters to help fellow Taoists clear their meridians.
3. Implement "as long as I am not embarrassed, the whole world will be embarrassed", the system's salvation law: use indescribable operations to save the three worlds√
[System Phrases of the Day]
"Don't say 6 to me, it will sound like a system error code."
"This system promises: the cultivation process will be absolutely green and healthy (if you see a mosaic screen, you are suffering from inner demons)"
"Fellow Taoist, you don't want the whole world of cultivation to see your Macau casino pop-up, right?"
Special statement
Friendship from all members, in the eyes of the system, humans ≈ walking mission NPCs
The so-called "flirting" is actually garbled virus plug-ins, and the so-called "strategy" is actually pop-up windows that force binding.
——The ultimate romance of the system: Use advertising space to provide medical insurance for the entire cultivator world (pop-up version)
Purpose: All discriminations are related to race, gender, class. Everyone should pursue equality and respect and strive to build a broader, inclusive and colorful world.