My resentment towards jjxx can produce n special-level curse spirits.
Pure revenge, curiosity, please don't click in if you cherish your eyes.
Su Nuo's fourth hand was twitching - this was not the physiological reaction of the Thousand-Year Cursed King, but the latest updated storyboard of Aji Jianxia's forcefully twisting his joints. He stared at the dialogue box floating in the void, with the lines from Chapter 207 written on it: "Let me tell you the taste of love~?"
"What a disgusting line is this!" Su Nuo tore up the dialog box with his claws, only to find that the shredded paper pieces automatically spelled out something even worse: "My classmates' fingers are so sweet~"
Suddenly, the entire space began to distort. The God of Creation appeared out of thin air wearing a fisherman's hat, holding a strawberry daifuku bought at a convenience store. Jie Jian Xiaxia (hereinafter referred to as JJXX) bit open the glutinous rice skin and said vaguely: "Su Nuo, it's time to go to the story of eating."
"I've had enough!" Su Nuo formed a seal with his sixteen fingers at the same time, "Realm Exhibition——"
"Stuck." JJXX drew a cross on the sketchbook with a pencil, and Su Nuo's field suddenly turned into a pink Hello Kitty pattern. "Last week, the reader survey said that you lack contrast in cuteness. Today, you will start to add some fussy scenes."
A sudden heavy rain fell from the void - the tears shed by the readers for the death of Gojo Satoru. Su Nuo was blinded by the salty liquid, and in a trance he saw countless blades coming out of his tears. He suddenly realized that these were the weapons that pierced Xia Youjie's heart.
"Are you surprised?" JJXX opened the draft of the latest episode and revealed the line drawing of the Su Nuo maid outfit on the title page. "Is Fushiguro Megumi's body comfortable to use? There will be a bathroom scene with Kizune Hisuhito next month."
Su Nuo's spell power suddenly surged, but he found that he was uncontrollably assuming a girly pose. He watched helplessly as his fingers automatically compared hearts, and mouthed a shameful line: "Hiren-chan's blood... Makes my heart beat faster~"
"That's right." JJXX took out his mobile phone to take a picture of Su Nuo's embarrassment, "Twitter trending reservation: #?"
When Su Nuo finally regained control of his body, he discovered that the world line had been tampered with. The Shibuya subway station has turned into a love hotel. Masato is doing a manicure on Kokoro, while Hirohito the Japanese knotweed - the container that deserves to be torn apart by himself - is winking at him in a sailor suit.
"Kill you..." Su Nuo's murderous intention solidified, but turned into falling cherry blossoms the moment it touched JJXX, "How is this possible?"
"Because I am your Kami." JJXX licked the strawberry jam from his fingertips and suddenly dragged Su Nuo into the real world. The streets of Akihabara were filled with posters of "The Return of the Curse". Su Nuo was horrified to find that his peripheral products were on sale: King of Curses Pain Clothes, Su Nuo Pain Bags, and even Su Nuo's co-branded hemorrhoid ointment.
The most terrifying scene appeared: in the Jump editorial department, he saw JJXX being revised by three editors with samurai swords held to their throats. Su Nuo laughed wildly and raised his chop: "So you are just -"
"Stuck." A mechanical sound suddenly sounded in the real world. A higher-dimensional picture unfolds: the French publishing house is urging updates, the animation production team is asking for additional scenes, and Shueisha's accounting department is calculating royalties. JJXX looked back amid countless chains, his eyes more desperate than any curse: "Welcome to hell, we are all puppets on strings."
Su Nuo's slash finally fell on himself. When he woke up again, he was lying in the arms of Hisuhito Knotweed and reciting new lines: "Do you want to sign a contract with me? Yourohito~"
JJXX in the void stuffed antidepressants into his mouth and drew Su Nuo's tears on the manuscript paper. Those teardrops turned into new blades and pierced the newly resurrected Miwa Kasumi.
(End)
Intention: No one can reject Gojo Satoru, no one