After Getting a Bad Ending in an Otome Game Using Dazai's Name

To bring my runaway older brother Dazai back, I bound myself to a game System and entered the world of “Heart-Pounding Reversal” to learn how to maintain family ties.

But after accidentally entering the wrong name, I ended up with four bad endings, armed with the ability No Longer Human.

First playthrough: White-haired Divine Child

He promised to date me if I fulfilled a hundred requests, so I diligently did everything he asked.

Until I realized the hundredth request was always the next one.

I decisively faked my death.

Second playthrough: Pure-Love Warrior

I chose the gentlest, shyest love interest. I helped him deal with the bullies, enrolled at school with him, and joined him on missions.

Until I found out he had a childhood friend who was also his fiancée.

A living girlfriend could never compete with a dead first love. I chose to exit the story quickly and let them be together.

Third playthrough: Long-Haired Beauty

I chose another friend from his days at Tokyo Jujutsu High. We became the most in-sync lovers.

Until I agreed to the System’s time skip to prevent the “death” in my second playthrough.

When I opened my eyes and saw my lover in Buddhist robes, my world fell apart.

When he tried to lock me up, I ran away.

Fourth playthrough: Cheerful Blond

This was the only sunny, cheerful love interest left.

Blonds really do love humanity most! I smoothly started a passionate romance with my golden retriever boyfriend.

I thought I’d finally succeed this time, until I became the weak spot of an unreliable teacher and was kidnapped by a curse user.

The fourth playthrough ended in a scripted death.

After all four playthroughs ended badly, I decisively ditched the game and ran to my brother.

Until my four ex-boyfriends showed up with their memories of the game.

Me: Good thing I used a fake name in the game... Wait, Brother, brother, brother, please don’t expose my secret identity...

My cover was blown.

I hate mackerel.

The white-haired Divine Child once had a girlfriend. Their relationship began as a contractual romance and ended with a kiss beneath the fireworks.

But she died on the eve of the day he agreed to her confession.

Ten years later, at twenty-eight, he reunited with the eighteen-year-old Dazai Sakura, only to hear her affectionately call his student “Jude.” They were lovers.

He failed to save her from his best friend, who had defected.

When he opened his eyes again, he was back at eighteen, at their first meeting. He looked forward to their reunion this time, only to see her turn to the friend beside him and say the words that had once belonged to him: “I love you.”

He could no longer suppress the madness in his heart.

Content warnings:

1. The main story is in first person, with a little third person. A short story of around 100,000 characters.

2. Mainly Jujutsu Kaisen and Bungo Stray Dogs. This is my first attempt at a crossover. Treat any plot holes as my own headcanon.

3. The protagonist and Dazai have a sibling relationship. There’s a reason for Dazai’s attitude toward the heroine early on, which will be explained later. The heroine is a passionate Dazai fan and a devoted solo fan, an unfeeling playgirl who takes every playthrough seriously.

Theme: Don’t date using No Longer Human