Also known as "The system decides to cultivate immortality on its own"
On the surface, it looks like a fairy, but on the inside, virus pop-ups keep popping up. The system is also working hard today not to betray anyone.
I used to be a gold medal player in the golden finger system, until I met the player host of P Club——
He praised me for the beauty of silence when he was blowing up stars with his "Angel", he said I was considerate when he was rubbing the ashes of planets with a Colossus, and he even praised me for the freshness and refinement of my color scheme when twisting the Milky Way into a Möbius strip.
Now it's my turn to travel through time and do the mission myself.
The world of cultivating immortals was horrified to find out: This newly minted immortal has to walk on a crawler (four-wheel drive is more stable than two-wheel drive). He has x door and x field advertisements for crossing the tribulation (click to get a Thunder Tribulation experience coupon), and suddenly a message "Which company is better at infertility" pops up during dual cultivation (suddenly lowering the fertility rate in the world of celestial beings).
About the fact that I relied on virus pop-ups to build a road
After all, the system has shouldered all the evil done by the host.
Regular version
System No. 0998 Parachuted into the world of immortality with a plug-in full of viruses.
When he crawls gracefully on all fours in the clouds, when he talks about love, the infertility advertisement will automatically switch, when he practices the Hehuan Sect's mental method into a collection of real questions about "Conceiving a Baby in Three Years and Ascension in Five Years"——
The entire world of cultivation has gone crazy.
"The Immortal Lord is enlightening us!"
"Look! The X official advertisement that flashed in the calamity cloud must be the secret code for ascension!"
"The Immortal Lord said six '6's' to me last night, which must have hinted at the sixth level of dual cultivation of the mind..."
Food Guide
1. The fourth natural disaster: The sand sculpture system attacked by players of P club × was hit by advertisements, but you still have to believe that this is the sword master who has opened up a new path.
2. True love records of different species. Systematic aesthetics include but are not limited to: the elegance of walking on all fours, the correct way to open advertising pop-ups, and the medical miracle of using naked twisters to help Taoist monks clear their meridians.
3. The full text implements the principle of "as long as I am not embarrassed, the whole world will be embarrassed", and the system's thousand-layer routine: using mentally retarded operations to achieve HE√
[System Phrases of the Day]
"Don't say 6 to me, it will sound like I love you"
"This system promises: the strategy process will be absolutely green and healthy (if you see a mosaic screen, you are possessed by a demon)"
"Fellow Taoist, you don't want the whole world of cultivation to see your obituary at all times, right?"
The system is the system, and the system has no gender, but Jinjiang only gave me two categories, either the ancient language group or the pure love group.
Purpose: Political correctness can be criticized, and Internet memes can be used for entertainment, but freedom, equality, justice, and the rule of law should still be respected in our hearts.