A shut-in female gamer and a bunch of bizarre male creatures
The main story is in third person. Updated daily. It will be polished after completion, so feel free to point out errors.
The final world is currently being updated.
You open your eyes and immediately dash to the game pod. Today is the day you’ve been looking forward to most.
When registering your username, you don’t hesitate to choose [Miaomiao].
Enter the game.
[Please design your appearance:
There are so many kinds of faces!
[Choose your favorite murder weapon:
This murder weapon looks so realistic!
What a thoughtful game!
Excited, you touch your chin and sculpt your body for a whole hour. Once you’re done, you can’t wait to click next.
[Choose a mode:
Family Mode
Fairy Tale Mode
War Mode
You frown. Isn’t this a full-dive otome game? Why is there a war mode?
Curiosity gets the better of you, so you click in. You become a human tool used to comfort omega soldiers on the battlefield.
Why are Omegas being sent to fight...? You can’t help complaining as you click next.
Choose a squad to comfort and join.
[Old, Weak, Sick, and Disabled Squad
[Pregnant Men Squad
[Escaped Convicts Squad
Wait, why are there pregnant men on a battlefield...? Whatever, they did say this was an adult game.
You choose the Escaped Convicts Squad. Once you join, you discover a group of burly, muscular men glaring at you fiercely.
A-are these Omegas?
One night later.
Yes, they are!
The game is a lot of fun. After a while, you start to feel a bit drained and take a break to chat with other players.
[Hey, today’s garden date was so romantic. Have you all played it yet?]
[Not yet. I’m still at the school confession scene.]
[You’re all so slow. I’ve already married my wife on a beautiful island.]
[?]
You silently type a question mark and can’t help checking the game again. Are you all even playing the same game?!
[A collection of my many controversial kinks. The dark web blocked me, so I’m posting it on Jinjiang instead.]
Upcoming novel: Fake Scammer, Real Heartthrob
Shen Zhuchen came from a privileged family. No matter whether people around her secretly envied or adored her, her status as the Little Princess of Nandu was beyond dispute. Her nasty personality was just as notorious.
Even so, Shen Zhuchen had a good match: Yu Zhaorong, the governor of Nandu, had watched her grow up and doted on her endlessly. Their families were well matched, but Shen Zhuchen didn’t care. She went around saying he was old, ugly, impotent, and useless in bed. After they married, she added another accusation to her list: he was abusive.
What was a respected man like Yu Zhaorong supposed to do, walking around with a bruised and swollen face? Add Shen Zhuchen’s endless scandals, and their eventual divorce was hardly a surprise.
But Shen Zhuchen was thrilled after the divorce, because she’d found true love again: Chu Jia.
Young! Beautiful! Born into a poor family but untouched by its hardship! He even refused to be swayed by Shen Zhuchen’s advances. A perfect, pure little white flower.
Shen Zhuchen was utterly smitten. She gave him money and power, and even got into a fight with the eldest son of the Feng family for his sake. The entire banquet gasped, and the scandal made the front page for three days straight.
But after that, Shen Zhuchen seemed to reach a turning point in her fate. Her family was ruined, and one disaster followed another, until she died in a suspicious fire.
The pain of her skin burning and charring was still fresh in her mind when Shen Zhuchen opened her eyes the next second and found herself back on the day of her second marriage.
Shen Zhuchen blinked.
Had she been reborn?
“Thank you, God, Buddha, and... whichever deity is listening. This time, I’ll truly turn over a new leaf!”
Shen Zhuchen banged her head against the bed. The thick bedding cushioned the blow, and she sat up without a scratch, but the gesture was what counted!
She was still excited when footsteps sounded outside the door: footsteps she knew well.
Maybe her brain had been remade along with her after being reborn. Memories from before her death flashed through Shen Zhuchen’s mind, and she suddenly realized she might have fallen for a romance scam...
“I had such bad luck in my last life because I had too many toxic romances!”
With that thought, Shen Zhuchen began tearing at her wedding clothes.
Get married? As if!
“So what if he’s old? Older men know how to treat you right.”
Come to think of it, Old Yu wasn’t bad.
Shen Zhuchen stripped off her clothes and glanced toward the window.
A little later, Chu Jia pushed open the door to find the room empty, the window wide open, and the wedding clothes strewn haphazardly on the floor. He stared at the scene: ?
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Shen Zhuchen thought she’d changed her fate. Men who looked like little white flowers were dangerous, so in this life she would focus on work and stay far away from them. But who could explain why Chu Jia, who had been pure and flawless in her last life, was now shamelessly pursuing her, resorting to underhanded tricks and constantly trying to get into her bed?
“Th-this has to be some new kind of scam! I’ve been reborn, so I definitely won’t fall for it again!”
Theme: See through the truth of the world and embrace love
It's too good for all men to have no criminal record [Yellow Heart]. If you don't pick up rotten cucumbers, you shouldn't be a pick-up man [Angry]
Braised fish! Why did you just update a chapter after I've been raising it for so many days! I feel like a century has passed! (Throwing the table
Ah? When did it happen?? I have no memory at all.
Wow🤩is it Cole! Cole who is looking forward to having JJ [poor][poor][yellow heart][yellow heart]
I want Cole to return [poor][poor], I like Cole the most among the male protagonists. He is strong and silly and very cute [Yellow Heart][Huang Heart][Huang Heart] I want to see more warm and embarrassing moments with Cole.
What a fun play😋
Wait, you are here to settle accounts!
Stop writing about abuse, I want to read cookies [please]
It's too good for all men to have no criminal record [Yellow Heart]. If you don't pick up rotten cucumbers, you shouldn't be a pick-up man [Angry]
Braised fish! Why did you just update a chapter after I've been raising it for so many days! I feel like a century has passed! (Throwing the table
Ah? When did it happen?? I have no memory at all.
Wow🤩is it Cole! Cole who is looking forward to having JJ [poor][poor][yellow heart][yellow heart]
I want Cole to return [poor][poor], I like Cole the most among the male protagonists. He is strong and silly and very cute [Yellow Heart][Huang Heart][Huang Heart] I want to see more warm and embarrassing moments with Cole.
What a fun play😋
Wait, you are here to settle accounts!
Stop writing about abuse, I want to read cookies [please]
Scratching my head, I found that I deleted a lot
The bro sandwich is excellent 😋