After an Honest Man and a Male Bodhisattva Swapped Bodies

Cheng Siyuan's life is dull and uneventful. Plagued by his parents' pressure to get married, he spends most of his time on his phone, constantly scrolling past videos of one particular thirst-trap guy. He's not gay, and he's not especially interested in men's bodies, but the guy really does have a great physique. Whenever one of his videos comes up, Cheng Siyuan always watches it to the end in silence. On his first day living alone in a new place to escape his parents' matchmaking, he rides the elevator with his new neighbor. The moment he opens his phone, a video of the thirst-trap guy pops up. His neighbor has phoenix eyes, a high nose bridge, and gold-rimmed glasses. He looks like another office drone NPC with a face straight out of a character model. When he notices Cheng Siyuan's screen, his gaze freezes. Worried his neighbor might get the wrong idea, Cheng Siyuan awkwardly holds down the screen and taps "Not interested," explaining, "Don't get me wrong. I'm not into him." His neighbor gives him a long, inscrutable look. Cheng Siyuan babbles, "Seriously, this guy's physique is actually... pretty average." Neighbor: "That's my account." Cheng Siyuan: "..." He forces a stiff smile. "Just kidding, haha." The next second, the elevator malfunctions, and he and his neighbor switch bodies. = His neighbor is 188 centimeters tall, with broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and a V-shaped torso. He's got it all: pecs, abs, and a shark-line six-pack. Because of a bet with a friend, he's been posting videos online to gain more followers and win the wager. Panicked and anxious, Cheng Siyuan says, "Think of something. We have to switch back right away." His neighbor holds out his phone. "No rush. Here, let's shoot today's spicy video first." Cheng Siyuan: "..." He stiffly poses for the camera. His neighbor coaches him. "Like this. Run your hand over yourself." "It's my body, so go ahead and touch it. Don't be shy." Cheng Siyuan steels himself and feels the bicep. It really does feel amazing. His hand moves to the pecs, the abs, and then lower... His neighbor calls a halt. "Any lower and we can't post it." = It took less than two days for Cheng Siyuan to go from desperate to completely sold. He defected without hesitation, becoming the most devoted fan of this body. Sure, filming videos every day with his neighbor inside his own body is mortifying. And pretending to be in a relationship with his neighbor when his parents unexpectedly show up is a bit much. But now he can run and jump, knock a creep flying with one punch, and feel those incredible muscles without even having to work out! Honestly, it would be perfect if they never switched back! So when their bodies finally return to normal, he's devastated. "I liked that body." His neighbor kisses away his tears and takes his hand, guiding it over. Bicep, pecs, abs, and lower still. Tempting him: "Want to try experiencing it another way?" A seemingly proper, resistant but ultimately won-over, lewd little wife of a bottom versus an abstract-minded top whose every thought is about seducing his darling wife I'm thinking of writing "Stop Dreaming for a Second!" next. Here's a teaser~ If you like it, please add it to your favorites, babes, mwah mwah mwah Yu Guannian hates Li Shao. Li Shao is his ex-husband. They were joined in a business marriage, married first and never fell in love. Later they divorced. Li Shao's career took off and his net worth soared, while Yu Guannian's family went bankrupt and he ended up on the streets. Then Li Shao took him in as his personal assistant. His ex-husband had transformed into his boss: handsome, composed, and the picture of a perfect young man. And Yu Guannian was gloomy and conflicted, with a life tangled into a complete mess. But Yu Guannian doesn't hate his ex because he's jealous. It's because... Every night, he ends up in Li Shao's dreams. Erotic dreams. = Yu Guannian was caught smoking by someone in HR, who reported him to Li Shao. He had 200 yuan deducted from his pay, and had to make a PowerPoint presentation on an empty stomach. Cursing as he worked, he eventually dozed off from exhaustion. In Li Shao's dream, Yu Guannian is sprawled over the end of the bed, legs unable to close, smoking a cigarette after sex. Li Shao presses himself against his back and kisses him, tasting the smoke as he says, "One more time." During a meeting, Yu Guannian takes notes and deletes everything Li Shao says. That night, Li Shao holds him on his lap and makes him listen to audio exercises. Every word he misses earns him a smack on the butt. Too afraid to sleep at night, Yu Guannian catches a nap at the office during the day. The dream shifts, and he's tucked under Li Shao's desk, his clothes in disarray. He hates Li Shao so much! = Li Shao has loved Yu Guannian for a long time. But when they were married, Yu Guannian was determined to divorce him. After the divorce, he wanted even less to do with Li Shao. Li Shao had no idea what to do, so he could only keep his distance and watch Yu Guannian from afar. During the day, he could just about keep his feelings hidden. At night, he couldn't control himself, longing to be intimate with the person dearest to his heart. But reality was nothing like a dream. He noticed that Yu Guannian was becoming increasingly sensitive to physical contact, and when drunk, he'd cling to Li Shao, begging for kisses and mercy. The possibility that the man he loved might have a lover broke his heart. He couldn't help asking, "Could we get remarried?" Yu Guannian looked at him, his expression shifting again and again, then said bitterly, "Stop dreaming for a second!" Li Shao was utterly heartbroken. He got drunk and passed out. In the dream, the man he loved was entangled with someone else. Fighting through the pain, Li Shao walked over and realized the other man had the same face as him. He climbed onto the bed and caressed his tender, passionate beloved. Yu Guannian slapped his hand away and broke down. "Didn't I tell you to stop dreaming for a second?!" "Look at the twisted stuff you're dreaming about!" Theme: Wake up to yourself, stand on your own, and protect yourself, starting with paying attention to everyday life.