True Record of Online Dating Fall-Over

The unit format will probably be three short essays, namely—— 1. Pure love form. Guan Ci is very poor and is willing to do anything to make money. One day someone found him and offered him a huge salary of 1,000 yuan per month to help him rape his crush, the famous Gaolingzhihua Bai Sutra practitioner in the next courtyard. However, Bai Xiujing was too cold and never joined strangers. How could Guan Ci let go of such a good thing, such as working for less and making more money? He racked his brains and created an identity for himself as a high school alumnus, and successfully joined the other party. But maybe because the identity was too real, Bai Xiujing believed it to be true and always chatted with him. Overtly and covertly it seemed... I still want to pick him up. Guan Ci didn't dare to refuse, fearing that Bai Xiujing would delete him and the job with a monthly salary of one thousand would fall through. He didn't dare to accept it, fearing that Master Shan would kill him if he found out, and also fearing that Bai Xiujing would find out that he was a liar. He was frightened and tried his best to carry the water. But finally, something happened. ——Master Shan couldn't bear it anymore and tried to confess his love. After being severely rejected, he ran away! He blocked Guan Ci. Guan Ci's salary of one thousand yuan! Fly! ! Guan Ci's eyes darkened. Looking at Bai Xiujing who was still sending me messages asking for status, I felt worried and heartbroken when I thought about my money. Finally, I gritted my teeth and linked my account to a second-hand website. "Online dating account. Opposite me is a super handsome male college student. He is 1.88 Meters tall and has eight-pack abs. He has a nice voice and can sing you to sleep. If you have good grades, he can teach you how to write a paper and order you the first cup of milk tea in autumn." Soon someone asked him to chat privately: "Can we meet in person? You enter the password yourself and I will give you an extra twenty yuan." For twenty yuan, Guan Ci gritted his teeth and went in person. When I got to the place, I took a look—— Why is it the person I'm dating online? 2. Mixed evil forms. Qin Mo hates Chi Ye. Chi Ye is Qin Mo's ex's childhood friend and a straight man. Ever since his ex introduced Qin Mo to people around him, Chi Ye has been saying homophobic words in front of his ex to sow discord between Qin Mo and his ex. Qin Mo felt that this relationship was boring and broke up with his ex. In order to divert attention, I picked up my previous hobbies and decided to start a new life. After breaking up with Qin Mo, his ex-husband regretted his mistake and wanted to get back together. But Qin Mo not only didn't see him, but also blocked all his contact information. The ex-husband was desperate, so he thought of Chi Ye, who knew his emotional state best, and asked him to help observe Qin Mo. See what Qin Mo does every day and whether he is with other people. In order to make Chi Ye observe more carefully, he told everything he knew. Two months later, my ex-husband asked Chiye: "Does he have a new love?" Chiye (just fell off the horse, with the slap mark from his wife on his face, recalling the kiss just now): "Yes. Just give up." 3. Rival form. Shi Sheng had a rival named Ning Jishen. The two of them had not dealt with each other since childhood and hated each other. But they were evenly matched, and no one could get rid of the other. They just disliked each other and hated each other for twenty years. Because he was so annoying, Shi Sheng knew everything about Ning Jishen. On this day, he heard that Ning Jishen had someone he liked, and it was an unrequited love! This is a great opportunity to see Ning Jishen's jokes! Shi Sheng immediately began to learn more, wondering who it was that made Ning Ji deeply fascinated. As a result, Bai Yueguang is really Bai Yueguang. Shi Sheng also bowed down. It was not a joke, but it became a joke. Meeting Ning Jishen again, the two of them pinched each other as always, talking about their sweetheart, and the two losers got drunk. After waking up, lying on a bed. When the two saw each other for the first time, they went to the toilet to puke. After a fight, he decided to pretend that nothing had happened. But he is also worried that the other person will lick his sweetheart behind his back. I'm afraid that if the other person really licks me, I'll reach the pinnacle of life. I'm also afraid that the other person won't be able to lick it and will make a joke, but I won't be able to see it first. I still use the trumpet to add my sweetheart, just to watch the excitement. But this time he found that his sweetheart had changed his attitude towards him. No longer so cold, you can follow every word he says, and you can inspire each other in every discussion. Shi Sheng began to not only like the other person's face, but also felt that he was deeply in love with the other person's soul. The other party is simply my soul confidant! Finally, one day, I met Ning Ji on a narrow road again, and my sweetheart was there. Shi Sheng thought of the closeness between him and his sweetheart after chatting for so long, so he took the initiative to put his arms around his sweetheart's shoulders and said, "The movie we talked about last time has been re-screened. Let's go watch it together." Ning Jishen was not to be outdone: "The art exhibition we talked about has also been held. Let's go together." Sweetheart: "But I never said that." "I never told you about the movie." "I never told you about the art exhibition." Shi Sheng and Ning Jishen both took out their mobile phones: "Isn't this you? I've been chatting with you on the trumpet for a long time." Sweetheart: "No." Shisheng/Ning Jishen: "..." "Then who am I talking to now?" Intention: Be self-aware and self-reliant, care about yourself, please focus on yourself