The Green Tea Demon King Insists on Pestering Me

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[Novel blurb]:

[Truly pure-hearted, beautiful demon king who loves vying for attention x Seemingly aloof, actually oblivious female immortal venerable]

Fang Zhuo once thought that as long as he could repay Yu Wuyuan for saving his life, he would be willing to do anything.

So after he became the Demon King, when Ji Yin asked him, "You're already so powerful. Why waste your time and energy following that unattainable Immortal Venerable?" Fang Zhuo answered without a second thought, speaking straight from the heart.

"She gave me my life. I'm willing to give her everything, even all my cultivation and my life."

Who could have guessed that his words would become a prophecy?

Yu Wuyuan, the Dao Desolate Immortal Venerable, was known throughout the cultivation world as an aloof flower on a high peak. Gifted from childhood, she inspired envy and admiration. In just a thousand years, she had already stepped into the Tribulation Transcendence stage, just one step away from ascending.

But because Yu Wuyuan had long lived on an immortal mountain, indifferent to worldly affairs, the Heavenly Dao refused to send down the tribulation lightning of ascension. Instead, it demanded that she undergo trials in the mortal world and witness all the ways of life.

Yu Wuyuan had assumed that a trial in the mortal world would amount to nothing more than slaying demons and vanquishing evil for the people. Who knew there would also be a tribulation of love?

And the one involved was none other than the peach blossom spirit who was always clinging to her and acting spoiled all day long: Fang Zhuo.

So she couldn't accept his love, and she couldn't let the Heavenly Dao discover he existed. Otherwise, in this tribulation of love, he would have to die to prove her Dao.

Unfortunately, the very next moment after Yu Wuyuan realized the truth, she lost all the memories she'd accumulated over a thousand years and became a rogue cultivator at a mountain temple.

The demon came looking for her once more, full of tender affection and with tears in his eyes, putting on the most pitiful act. He told her, "The immortal and I were once a loving cultivation couple."

[Reader's guide]:

1. Also known as "The Ascension Tribulation" / "A Perfect Guide to Ascension." One-on-one romance, happy ending, both leads have no prior romantic or sexual experience.

2. The heroine has a slight tendency to attract admirers, with a few people in love with her and many more who idolize her. There is a little rivalry between the hero and a male supporting character.

3. You could say they're both strong. Each is at the top of their own field!

4. The heroine isn't actually cultivating an emotionless Dao. She's just been single for years, so people have imagined that she is. Falling in love won't affect her career at all!

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Blurb for "After My Master Died and Her Dao Dispersed":

[Partially amnesiac, outwardly cold but inwardly warm, white-haired beauty of a master x Half-hearted, outwardly warm but inwardly cold, sickly disciple]

Contains all kinds of dark elements, including love and hate, an ocean of love and resentment, a hellish pursuit of a wife, a long road to winning her back, and an old flame reigniting.

When Song Ziling was thirteen, she still went by another name. She had just become Yan Xuan's disciple. Kept all day in a warm chamber covered with soft carpets, she spent the only four carefree years of her life.

Then, on the night of the Lantern Festival the following year, she woke from a dream. A raging storm broke out at the worst possible time, and someone ruthlessly shattered the ward around the warm chamber. They stormed in, dragged her away without a word, and took her to the Vermilion Bird Platform.

They forced her to her knees. On the platform, her master was being subjected to the harshest punishment. All around her, people shouted curses like "demon," "traitor," and "fiend," condemning Yan Xuan and her alike.

Only then did she learn that her master, who had always been so gentle and accepting toward her, was the leader of the five great elders of Qingming Mountain, second only to the sect leader. She was also the most renowned sword immortal of her age, a prodigy whose early fame and peerless talent had inspired countless people to admiration and envy.

Now, she had fallen into demonic ways and slaughtered her fellow disciples.

Song Ziling was still reeling from what had happened when the sect leader plunged a sword into Yan Xuan's heart. Someone forced her head up, and warm, scarlet blood splashed across her face. She watched helplessly as Yan Xuan's soul scattered before her eyes.

After that, she was branded a "wicked disciple of demonic cultivation" and imprisoned at the Cliff of a Hundred Ghosts, where she endured twenty years. The cliff knew neither sun nor moon and held no living people, only the lonely ghosts of those who had died there, who spent all day frightening her. Life was so desperate, but her days were numbered, and she had no one left to care about. All she could do was curl up in a corner and think of Yan Xuan, who had been dead for years. Day and night, she went from remembrance to resentment, until at last she was twisted into hatred. Still, she survived.

Later, she finally dragged her sickly body out of the Cliff of a Hundred Ghosts. Qingming Mountain feared that remnants of demonic cultivation techniques might still be within her, so they "kindly" destroyed all her cultivation and meridians. Yet they didn't expel her from the sect. Instead, they sent her to the outer sect as the lowest-ranking laborer disciple.

Cold stares, mockery, suspicion, and humiliation became part of everyday life.

Every time she dreamed, she was back in the nightmare of the Vermilion Bird Platform. Fortunately, she forgot everything when she woke each morning. She could spend her days chopping wood, fetching water, gathering herbs, and doing laundry, then practice swordsmanship or take on tasks in her spare time, and live out the rest of her life in peace.

But just as she had come to accept this life, an elder of the Joyous Sect, a demonic sect that had been at odds with Qingming Mountain for generations, appeared out of nowhere. He was a master of profound cultivation, dressed all in white with white hair, and looked like an immortal.

He called himself Zhou Hanqiu.

Song Ziling's nightmares became more frequent and vivid.

But can someone whose soul has scattered really come back from the dead?

[Reader's guide]:

1. One-on-one romance, both leads have no prior romantic or sexual experience, happy ending.

2. Not a typical master-disciple story. Both characters have their flaws, and because of my personal preferences, it may have a bit of a dark flavor.

3. They're both powerful as usual. The heroine has a golden finger and will become one of the top fighters later on. Her health will also gradually improve~

4. The cultivation system is the same as in my other novel: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Shapeshifting, Out-of-Body, Spirit Division, Integration, Tribulation Transcendence, and Ascension.

5. There will be several male supporting characters, but the heroine will only respond to the male lead. The supporting characters are mainly there to make him jealous and drive the plot forward. The two leads are both pure in body and mind, so feel free to enjoy the story~

Theme: May love and career both be yours.