My next book is coming soon: My Little Cat Is Back Again. Please save it! The synopsis is at the very end!
Synopsis:
According to the rule that a book with the same name is the one you transmigrate into, Xia Yinxie transmigrated into a melodramatic novel about a fake young master, a real young master, and a tragic white moonlight, becoming the fake young master.
His parents kicked him out, and the marriage partner he'd been in love with for ten years treated the real young master as his white moonlight.
Xia Yinxie started saving himself on the very first day after transmigrating into a book.
First, everyone needed a career of their own and couldn't just live off their parents, so Xia Yinxie became a delivery driver.
On his first day delivering food, Xia Yinxie knocked over a cremation urn he was delivering by express courier.
Xia Yinxie: Sorry. Should I go back and put some of you back in?
Ji Yunzhuo: ...No. Meeting you is his karma.
Xia Yinxie (relieved): Thank you, filial son.
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After countless complaints for late deliveries, the directionally challenged Xia Yinxie discovered that the filial son was his marriage partner. He had a bright idea: They could get married, then divorce, and he'd get half the family fortune!
It was legal income, after all!
After marriage, the couple behaved with perfect (passive-aggressive) courtesy, treating each other with (snarky) respect, and lived in (chaotic) harmony.
Xia Yinxie: System, which would get me more money, divorce or widowhood?
Humble System: ...We can't do anything illegal!
So Xia Yinxie could only wait and wait for the white moonlight to show up, so they could hurry up and divorce and split the money.
After waiting and waiting, he finally heard that one of Ji Yunzhuo's friends was returning to the country. Xia Yinxie checked the name with the System: That's the one! The white moonlight!
Xia Yinxie (wiping away tears that weren't there): I know he's always been in your heart. Let's get divorced. I'll give up my place for him.
Ji Yunzhuo: ?
The innocent fake white moonlight: Don't say anything so disgusting!
Xia Yinxie: I know I'm not your real child. I'll leave of my own accord.
Xia Yinxie's mother (punching Xia Yinxie's father): You switched my baby?!
Xia Yinxie's father (with a bruised and battered face): I didn't! What? Who said you weren't our real child?
Xia Yinxie: ?
System: Sorry, Host. It seems like you might, possibly, probably, more or less, be in the wrong book...
Xia Yinxie (thrown onto the bed by Ji Yunzhuo): What kind of System are you?! I'm filing a complaint! Aaaaaah!
Disclaimer: 1. All logic serves the romance.
2. Not suitable for fans who are devoted to one partner's side. The couple is one-on-one, and their roles won't be switched.
3. The top and bottom are each other's first love. Happy ending.
My next book is My Little Cat Is Back Again. Follow the link in the comments and please save it! (Bows deeply!) Thump! Thump, thump!
Lively, playful, mischievous cat bottom & cool, dog-like top who adores cats
Xiaoming was a little cat who dreamed of becoming human.
But the Bureau of Demon Affairs required him to pass an exam before he could become human. Xiaoming failed year after year, so the Bureau had no choice but to send him to live with a human family and learn how to act like a person.
After a six-year-old boy rescued him and brought him home, Xiaoming learned to give mice to the people he liked.
Two years later, Xiaoming felt he'd learned enough. He faked his death and ran off to take the exam, but failed, just as expected.
Xiaoming was devastated. He went back to the boy's house to keep learning. Two years later, he thought he was ready again, faked his death, ran off to take the exam, and failed again.
The big exam came around every two years. After taking it for ten years, Xiaoming finally got his wish and became a seventeen-year-old human boy. With his schoolbag on his back, he marched proudly into high school.
But why did he still have to take exams after becoming human?!
And why did his cold, fierce deskmate look so familiar...
It was him! The culprit who'd made him fail his exams!
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When Liang Xuqiu was six, he found a cat. With his parents absent from his childhood, the cat became his only companion. He named it Xiaoming.
But cats had short lives, and it stayed with him for only two years.
He buried Xiaoming himself, on the hill behind the villa.
Three months later, at the very same spot, Liang Xuqiu found the very same cat again. Even the orange heart-shaped marking on its ear was identical.
Liang Xuqiu was overjoyed. His Xiaoming had come back.
Two years later, Xiaoming left him again.
As time passed, one little grave after another appeared on the hill behind the house. But Liang Xuqiu knew his cat would always come back to that same spot.
When he was seventeen, Xiaoming died and never showed up again. Liang Xuqiu went back to the little cat's usual spawning spot time and time again.
Three months, six months, nine months. Nothing. Nothing. Still nothing.
Then a transfer student joined his class, and Liang Xuqiu thought he must be going crazy. Why did his new deskmate keep reminding him of a cat?
...And, by an even stranger coincidence, why did his new deskmate have a heart-shaped birthmark behind his ear too?
Theme: Take your work seriously
How did you manage to buy a house within a few years of working when you were so miserable in your last life =_= (Envy from the Cow Horse...
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Ber? Is it difficult to say something to others?
I suddenly realized that Xiaoxia had dreamed about playing with Donghai when she was a child. She didn't know where she went, and she opened the door when she heard the sound of a child in a room. It was said earlier that Ji Yunzhuo's father had locked him up for a few days, so he should have been released by Xiaoxia, right?
Mr. Ji: When chasing your wife, you have to fight and fight and fight again and again.
Ever since I checked what a shirt clip looks like, I think it's really [yellow-hearted]
Hahahahaha, your beautiful mental state is enviable
Leak! Extra: Modo Modo 😭 😭 😭
How did you manage to buy a house within a few years of working when you were so miserable in your last life =_= (Envy from the Cow Horse...
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Ber? Is it difficult to say something to others?
I suddenly realized that Xiaoxia had dreamed about playing with Donghai when she was a child. She didn't know where she went, and she opened the door when she heard the sound of a child in a room. It was said earlier that Ji Yunzhuo's father had locked him up for a few days, so he should have been released by Xiaoxia, right?
Mr. Ji: When chasing your wife, you have to fight and fight and fight again and again.
Ever since I checked what a shirt clip looks like, I think it's really [yellow-hearted]
Hahahahaha, your beautiful mental state is enviable