Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, Emperor Gong x pretends to be deaf when he disagrees
When Su Yuanchu traveled through time, he wanted to claim the throne of the leader of the martial arts alliance.
Is it really scientific that this world where masters like clouds fly over the walls and walk on the snow without leaving a trace is really scientific! ?
As a modern person who has studied Newton's laws since childhood, Su Yuanchu really didn't know how to deal with the constant stream of various forces coming to discuss matters.
There is no way, but as long as I can't hear, it will be fine.
So Su Yuanchu started his career of pretending to be deaf.
Martial arts conference, the leader of a certain gang: Is the leader of the gang this year?
Su Yuanchu: Thank you, thank you, I don't like egg custard
Subordinate: Oh no, leader, the emperor has announced your entry into the palace!
Su Yuanchu: What! We good men never watch pornographic movies!
There are rumors in the world that the new leader of the martial arts alliance is very young and has unparalleled martial arts skills. He once defeated a million enemies with one sword, and the place where he passed was dark.
The martial arts leader himself, who was playing cards with his friends in the courtyard and had a note plastered on his face:? Where did the rumor come from?
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Since the founding of Dayuan, the forces of the Jianghu cannot be underestimated, and they are incompatible with the court.
After Shen Xin also succeeded to the throne, he made a private visit incognito to persuade Jianghu gangs to be used by the court.
The new emperor strategized on the battlefield to fight one against ten, and used the power of thunder to kill decisively. He concealed his identity and pretended to be a counselor to approach the leader of the martial arts alliance, but he met a deaf man.
No, he became deaf in his twenties? ?
Shen Xin also talked with ducks every day, and was so angry that he was so angry that the deaf man even handed him walnuts without realizing it: Is it a headache? Eat a walnut to replenish your health.
Shen Xinye: "..."
If it doesn't work to defeat it step by step, then won't the beauty trap work?
... But why does this deaf man like men?
Do you want me to come in person? ? ?
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After doing it myself:
Su Yuanchu was stunned by the enthusiastic counselor's confession: "How about you just think I'm really deaf?" I still have to learn martial arts...
Shen Xin also called the secret guards: Go and spread some rumors, so that the group of people who come to discuss will not disturb my good deeds!
Disclaimer: 1. All logic is for the purpose of falling in love.
2. The imaginary world is all privately owned, the wording and sentences are not antique, and the official system is also made up randomly.
3. It is not suitable for one party to control the party, attack and receive first love, 1v1he.
Intention: adapt to changes and integrate into the environment.
