Making Men Cry Is My Destiny, and I Know It

A former game designer transmigrates into a background character in his own game: a "former" genius sword cultivator whose spiritual roots are ruined and cultivation path cut short. To stay alive in the xianxia game he has transmigrated into, he gets bound to an absurd System whose mission is to collect the villain's tears. Only later does he discover that the future Demon Lord's tears are the most valuable.

So this savvy, hard-working schemer goes to provoke the male lead, who is still the leader of the righteous sects, hoping to wring a few tears out of him.

He doesn't get the tears. Instead, he gives himself away.

Demon Lord, what happened to being an aloof beauty on a mountain peak? Your self-directed romance is making you act totally out of character!

The Demon Lord smiles without a word, then slips him a hidden-story, two-person tour package.

Hey, don't fall in love in a game!

By the way, Demon Lord, what is that huge, white thing?

(A heroine who only wants to stay alive, but always ends up solving mysteries and making snarky remarks × a Demon Lord who has fallen in love after a hundred lifetimes and throws himself at her for free)

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[Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West] My Mountain Was Forced to Go Into Business

From an obscure wilderness mountain to an industry legend that can stomp on Penglai and punch Kunlun, this mountain god's rise to the top takes just four steps!

Step 1: Get some startup capital

From the start, I was saddled with the passive skill "Stop Being Human." My tiny temple had no incense and no worshippers. Starting a business and immediately going bankrupt? No worries.

I strip the trees from the mountainside and send villagers dreams to promote the business. "Cures all diseases, unclogs drains, AAA building materials." The Earth God next door cries himself unconscious in his shrine.

Step 2: Seize the moment and invest wisely

The great Investiture of the Gods recruitment race is the perfect time to start a business. Place bets on both the Chan and Jie sects. No regrets once the bets are in. Build up your network in Heaven ahead of time.

Step 3: Partner with a top-tier IP and upgrade the business

The Journey to the West project team is short on funding, so I take over the whole thing and develop "Monkey King Souvenir Talismans" and an "Eighty-One Trials Check-In Map." Team up with the Dragon King of the East Sea on a "Mountains and Seas Express Pass," get little demons back into work, and earn official certification as the pilgrimage route.

Step 4: Go global and crush the competition

Open mountain branches around the world and expand overseas. Goal: Crush Yingzhou and Penglai, and become the number one famous mountain in the Three Realms!

Also known as: "The Great Desolation's Number One Mountain God Capitalist", "I Want All the Merit GDP", and "Daily Life of a Mountain God Tycoon".

Theme: Boundless love for all.