Your Highness, I Have an Evil Plot [Puishu]

On the day of his 22nd birthday, Mu Ciyou wore a book! [System: Pi~ Congratulations on dressing up as a jester and making money through live streaming] "Who is the jester?" [System: The emperor's favored jester] The straight man Mu Ciyou shouted: "I don't want to wear books, I want to go home!" [System: Py~ After your character is killed, you will return to the real world] In order to return home, Mu Ciyou embarked on a road of suicide and did all the deeds: deceiving the emperor by corrupting the ink, tampering with the imperial edict, and killing the loyal... One day, I heard that a palace maid who climbed on the dragon's bed was killed. It was night, and two figures intertwined in the yellow tent embroidered with dragons. The next morning, Mu Ciyou held his waist and said, "I have been humiliated. Please compensate!" [System: Failed to commit suicide, compensate for the human skin mask. Mu Ciyou changed his appearance and joined the army to kill the enemy, but only wanted to die. The emperor's charioteer personally marched on the expedition: "I feel the voice of my dear friend, and it's like the reappearance of an old friend." A barrage appeared in front of Mu Ciyou's eyes [Ai Qing has fallen off his horse] [It is the old friend who escaped from death] His neck suddenly turned red and he tightened his grip on his belt: "I'm not me... It's really not..." **Theatrical version copy, recommended for readers over 18 years old** 1. In the twenty-sixth year of Jingxi's reign, Prince Gu Nian'an played Cuju. Unintentionally, the ball hit the "vital point" of Shaobao Mu Ciyou. Mu Ciyou squatted down in pain, covered his crotch with his left hand, and threw a ball with his right hand to counterattack, hitting the prince on the forehead. It happened that the old emperor passed by here. Mu Ci was worried and happy, and waited quietly for the old emperor to punish him. The old emperor scolded: "You evil son! Shaobao is the only child of the Mu family, how can he be the last to succeed?" Gu Nian'an immediately knelt down and said, "Father, please punish me." [Barrage: Mu Ci was worried about bringing gold and silver jewelry, while Gu Nian was worried about being imprisoned and thinking about his mistakes] 2. Gu Nianan was thinking about his mistakes in the study, and all the food was brought in by Mu Ciyou. Mu Ciyou was stunned: "Braised prawns in oil, vinegar-based pork ribs, crispy quails, rock sugar bird's nests... They all went into this Shaobao's stomach." Only a bowl of rice was left and was brought to the prince. Gu Nian'an choked on the rice: "Mu Guo Guo, fight against each other." "Your Highness, if you can't eat or sleep, you can't sleep..." Before he could finish his words, Mu Ciyou fainted. "Come on! Come on!" The prince shouted in panic. An investigation revealed that the prince's food was poisonous, and a plate full of delicacies ended up in Mu Ciyou's stomach. [Barrage: Mu Ci worries about the privilege of walking in front of the emperor, and Gu Nianan's heart] 3. Suicide for the Nth Time: "A Cigarette Afterwards" Mu Ciyou was half leaning on the bedside, with his muscular upper body exposed, taking a puff from a large pipe and blowing out a white heart-shaped smoke ring. "Cough! Cough!" Gu Nian'an choked and coughed twice: "When did you get into this bad habit? Quit it quickly, be careful of harming yourself." When Mu Ciyou heard the word "harming the body", he felt excited and took a few more deep breaths. Gu Nian'an hugged Mu Ciyou's waist, slid her fingers down from Mu Ciyou's abdominal muscles, and stared at Mu Ciyou's jade face with fire-like eyes. A new "suicide" idea flashed into Mu Ciyou's mind, and he asked tentatively: "If I counterattack, will Your Majesty give me death?" Gu Nian'an suppressed her silence and said, "I will give death to my beloved." Mu Ciyou quickly turned over and pinned the king of the country beneath him. However, Gu Nian'an moved one step faster. While he was upside down, he spread Mu Ciyou's legs and made him sit astride. "But Aiqing can never counterattack!" Mu Ciyou frowned slightly, his eyelashes were slightly wet, fluid dripped from the corners of his mouth, and he cursed in his heart: "The Dog Emperor!" [The innocent straight male Jester who wants to die every day has a great experience VS the young and dark emperor who wants to do it every day] Also known as "Did you die today?" *How to eat* 1. Be sure to eat it in conjunction with the chapters! ! Small theater, character monologues, and hidden easter eggs! ! 2. Double strong, double penetration, double clean, double wave, two pairs of secondary CP. 3. The author cuts the material fiercely, so fasten your seat belts! 4. The sand sculpture is a relaxed and refreshing article, mainly breaking the corners, supplemented by tactics. Chapter 1-15: East Palace Line, that little thing between the bed! Chapter 16-30 Chaotang line, the birth of the villain Mu Ciyou Chapter 30-45 Northern Border, after escaping from death, he is also a wolf Chapters 45-60... I dare not post the plot after the horse falls... 5. Mu Lang is a fool who loves without knowing it. Gu Zai took great pains to win over Mu Lang and used his own life to set the stage, HE. 6. For the veterans who connected with one click and three in the live broadcast room, they got the exams right, got promotions and salary increases at work, made a lot of money in business, and all their wishes came true! ! ! The copy was screen shot on October 15, 2025. Take this preview of "The Bastard in the Wishing Fountain Becomes a Spirit" with you Jiu Xiaojiu, the fake magic stick, said to the green-haired turtle in the wishing pool: "Little bastard, I want to travel to distant places." The next day, he was trafficked hundreds of thousands of miles away and worked as a waiter. Jiu Xiaojiu: "Xiao, bastard, you are so clever!" 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