The Bastard in the Wishing Well Became a Spirit

[Make a wish here, and your wish will come true] "Immortal, I cheated and was beaten to death. I have realized my mistake and will no longer cheat. I am willing to dedicate myself to you in order to be resurrected." As soon as Jiu Xiaojiu was reborn, he forgot his promise and repentance to the immortal. A handsome man in a green shirt was kidnapped, but unfortunately he was mute. "You're mute, I'll pretend to be blind, and we'll set up a fortune-telling booth that makes you blind and mute." However, this mute is not very bright! Xiaojiu said east and the mute pointed west. Xiaojiu pretends to be good, but the mute makes trouble. Xiaojiu lights a fire and Dumb sprinkles water. Xiaojiu went up to the room, and the mute moved away from the stairs. The main thing is to fight against each other! When the aunt asked for a baby, Xiaojiu waved her peach wood sword, "Good pregnancy, good pregnancy, one after another, bad pregnancy, bad pregnancy, roll on." The aunt's fist was as big as a sandbag and she almost went blind. The mute gave two red stones, and the aunt gave birth to a pair of twins. There was an additional flag on the fortune-telling stall that said "Specialized in Treating Infertility". "Mute, you have some moral character. You look like the bastard in my wishing fountain." The girl asked for marriage, so Xiaojiu joked: "Your husband and wife's palace is ugly soil, and soil is in the middle. You stand in the middle of your house and wait." The girl slammed the table, causing the fortune tellers on the table to clang: "You stinky blind man, there is a well in the middle of my house!" The mute took out a charm and gave it to the girl. The sun and moon alternated seven times, and the ugly girl came to express her gratitude. There is another banner on the fortune-telling stall that reads "Good match talisman, ten coins per piece". Jiu Xiaojiu counted the coins: "Mute, you are as smart as the bastard in my wishing pool." Jiu Xiaojiu often praises dumb people for being like bastards. "I once rescued a tortoise, and that green dumpling was so good. He quietly lay down in the pool to earn money for me. Yes, he is just like you now." "It's super spiritual. If a scholar throws copper coins at it, Qiu Wei will be admitted to the Yuan Dynasty." "My uncle's cow was lost. I threw copper coins into its shell and the cow ran home on its own." "..." The mute got tired of hearing this and wrote: "Why didn't you bring him out?" Jiu Xiaojiu let out a long sigh: "Because it's so powerful! I made a wish to travel to distant places. The next day, I was kidnapped to a small shop in Youzhou. How could I take it with me!" The mute threw away the pen and hugged Xiaojiu tightly into his arms. Jiu Xiaojiu smelled the fragrance on Dumb's body, and the bad water in her stomach rose up: "Dumb, I have fairy juice in my mouth, which can cure your mute disease, come on..." After being coaxed by Xiaojiu countless times, the mute uttered the first human word in "Guisheng", which was just one word: "It's cool!". Xiao Jiu, who was riding on it, was so frightened that she withered: "Do I really have fairy juice?" Turtle Immortal: "Little liar, how can you have any immortal juice? In order to be reborn, you sacrificed yourself to me, and I am very satisfied." The talkative and facial-controlling magician is attacked by a mute drama queen and an infatuated turtle fairy Therefore, it is also known as "The Love Between Man and Turtle" and "The Turtle's Repayment" ———————————————————— Food Manual 1. Shuang Jie, 1V1, love each other deeply. 2. The end of metaphysics is science 3. Rebirth for revenge, suspenseful case solving, and humorous writing. 4. Various supernatural and strange things were detected one by one by the human-turtle couple. Finally, Shou was caught by the trafficking gang and Gong learned to speak human language. 5. Turtle Immortal is attacking, but the author of this article is accepting! Intention: Destiny is unpredictable, and people's hearts are unpredictable. But do good deeds without worrying about your future.