VS the white moonlight cat who will lose his soul if he doesn't practice double cultivation
The black lotus succubus who becomes extremely thirsty if she doesn't pet her cat*
Lightning protection! This article is a mutual attack!
1. Chu Zixu, the marriage fairy, personally connected the Nine-Life Cat Demon and the Furnace Fairy with a red thread.
He was chewing small melon seeds on his lips and smacking the little CP in his heart. Peeping at the actions of this man and woman every day, waiting for XXOO.
After waiting and waiting, Chu Zixu couldn't sit still on the small bench:
"Kitten, why don't you put on a show of passion? I want to see your big white muscles."
The cat's head shook like a rattle: "No, I want to protect my wife."
Chu Zixu was confused: "How come I don't know you have a wife? Who is she?"
The nine-life cat demon pointed in the air: "It's you!"
Chu Zixu was confused: "Me? I don't know at all."
This is not the only thing Chu Zixu forgot:
His prototype is a mouse, and he is acquainted with the Nine-Life Kitten. Then the natural enemy turned into a bamboo horse, and they cultivated together to become a great demon, and became a Taoist couple.
Chu Zixu was opportunistic and was promoted to the Yuelao Temple in Heaven.
From then on, he and the Nine-Life Cat Demon and the Immortal Demon went their separate ways.
As the saying goes, the first sword to go ashore is to kill the cat in your mind first.
With the establishment, Chu Zixu instantly turned into a scumbag, forgetting that he was a Xian'er who had a Taoist partner, and spent the whole day introducing partners to his Taoist partner.
The most terrible thing is that he accidentally put the Taoist companion cat demon to sleep first and then killed him.
As a result, the chief disciple of the Nebula Sect, the nine-life cat demon Mao Dongtian, became immortal and returned to his true form at the age of 3005.
2. After the nine-life cat demon Mao moved the sky and turned into a ghost, his sect was destroyed.
And Chu Zixu, the chosen son, accidentally became the supreme master of the demon world.
The big demon Chu Zixu led a group of demons to dance in the underworld and met a little soul.
This little soul is dressed in white clothes, like a beautiful tree in the Yaolin forest.
Chu Zixu squinted his eyes and drooled from the corners of his mouth: "I rob civilian ghosts by force."
The cat ghost hurriedly stretched out his hand to catch Chu Zixu's saliva: "Stinky rats, please don't pollute the environment of the underworld."
Chu Zixu just took the opportunity to hold Mao Gui's hand: "Mao Xiaomao, I quit my job in the system and become a leader. Come on, I will take you to the devil world to enjoy the blessings."
Cat Ghost waved his sleeves and shook Chu Zixu away. Not only was he unmoved, but his eyes were slightly resentful: "Your amnesia is getting worse and worse. Have you forgotten? It was you who killed me with your own hands. How can I leave the underworld now that I am a ghost?"
Chu Zixu shamelessly took Mao Gui's hand and explained: "I know a secret method. If you suck my demonic energy, you can borrow your life and return to the world."
In order to investigate the truth behind the dissolution of the sect, Mao Gui Mao Dongtian endured humiliation and stayed with Chu Zixu.
The bedroom in the Demon Realm is filled with the smell of catnip.
Chu Zixu's big hands rubbed Mao Dongtian's snow-colored muscles:
"Kitty cat, are you satisfied with the body I have reshaped for you?"
Mao Dongtian twisted his body and hummed: "Satisfied~ Your Majesty, I am not a Wen Wanwan walnut, so don't cross my body."
"What? I remember that you used to like to touch your belly with your belly exposed. Could it be that the memory is wrong again?" Chu Zixu pinched the base of Mao Dongtian's tail several times.
Mao Dongtian was in pain and bit Chu Zixu's shoulder.
"It hurts! The dead cat bit me again. Why are you so anxious? I will send you demonic energy immediately." Chu Zixu tore his Taoist robe to pieces in an instant.
Under the influence of Chu Zixu's demonic energy, Mao Gui Mao Dong Tian's cultivation level increased greatly, but... The process of maintaining the cat ghost's body was a bit shameful. (Chu Zixu: Don't worry about these small details.)
The truth gradually emerged, and each conspiracy was revealed.
Chu Zixu stood up from the bed: "Some people are plotting against me, and others are plotting against my kitten? Damn it..."
Mao Dongtian lay beside the bed: "Zixu, be gentle~~"
In the world of Xianxia, a story of cat and mouse sleeping together is staged!
(How did the promised revenge script of a scumbag turn into a paid cat movie?)
Instructions for consumption:
1. Since the opening of Maodongtian, I have tried various postures without interruption.
2. Mao Dongtian once disliked his own name, but his objection was invalid because the name was randomly generated by Master Demon Lord by looking through the dictionary, and it was stated in the article.
3. This is a sweet pet article wearing a fairy robe, containing special contents such as furry stickers/cat paw stepping on breasts/cat ear control/double cultivation of Qi.
4. The background of cultivation is chaotic, with mountains of private settings, and logic serves sweet pets! Dear readers, please don't take it too seriously.
5. 1V1 double cleansing, double repair of the waist, sweet pet of the kidneys, thank you for your support, little cuties.
Preview of "The Bastard in the Wishing Fountain Becomes a Spirit":
The fake blind man and half-immortal (suffer) vs the real mute turtle immortal (attack)
Lu Xiaoliu closed his eyes and counted with his fingers: "Xiaoba, your mute disease can be cured. I have fairy juice in my mouth. I will give it to you every day. If you insist on taking it, the disease will be cured." After saying this, he immediately blocked Wang Ba's lips.
Wang Ba wanted to open his mouth to explain, but the words were swallowed by Lu Xiaoliu.
"Mua~ ahba, aba, mua~ ah! Hum~ ah~ hum~ um, mua~ it feels good! It feels so good!!"
The fake blind man Lu Xiaoliu opened his eyes in shock and stared like bells, "Holy shit! You can really speak! Damn you!"
How to end up being a charlatan when you meet an expert.
ISBN: 10017333
Preview of "Did Rigoletto Die Today"
Innocent straight man's loyal dog lover enjoys great sex VS young, paranoid and sinister emperor's beautiful attack
The treacherous jester Mu Ciyou is extremely powerful, but he commits suicide every day.
Mu Ciyou woke up from the dragon bed and yawned: "Your Majesty, I am guilty, but I just want to die!"
Emperor Gu Nian'an took out a small golden sign under the dragon and phoenix pillow: "Ai Qing's service has won my heart, and I will grant you a gold medal to avoid death!"
Mu Ciyou took the small gold medal and looked at the words on the gold medal: "Exclusively for forbidden women."
When the male protagonist travels through the book and enters the system where only death can return to the original world, how should he commit suicide?
ISBN: 9599990
☆Happy eating~
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Intention: All roads lead to the fairyland, but some people are born in the fairyland.
Reader comments
I love this so much, keep up the good work, it looks good, I love watching it, more to come
I love this so much, keep up the good work, it looks good, I love watching it, more to come