Life is dull, so the players torment the game master.
Scene 1:
GM: The GM's hottest modules are back for a limited time! Don't miss out! Hey, friend, want to play a tabletop RPG?
Player: Whoa, why do you sound like a pushy salesperson? GM, is this game legit?
GM: Legit, absolutely legit!
GM: Aloof divine sons, poison cult leaders, cool big sisters... We have it all!
Player: So this is a romance campaign?
GM: .
GM: Just tell me, are you playing or not?
Player: I'm in!
Scene 2:
GM: Hello, hello! Want to play?
Player: GM, can you look me in the eye? Look in my eyes!
GM: I never admitted this was a romance campaign... You're the one who imagined it, aren't you?!
GM: People with real charisma can turn a serious campaign into a romance campaign, you know~
GM: So, playing? Just so you know, you have to take the Big Three!
Player: I'm in!
Scene 3:
GM: The romance campaign you've been dreaming of is here~
Player: What, what? Has the GM finally grown a conscience? (Moved)
GM: What are you talking about? I've always been great, haven't I?!
Player: Yes, yes, yes, I know the GM is the best, so let's get started!
GM: You're only this enthusiastic when it comes to this.
Scene 4:
GM: New map, new module~ Hey, want to play?
Player: GM, your recruiting tactics are getting worse and worse. At least give me a quick rundown of the scenario...
GM: Forget it. Whenever I describe the characters, you say it sounds like a romance campaign.
Player: You've convinced me.
Scene 5:
GM: Let's try something different this time. How about a spacefaring setting where you can travel freely between the stars?
Player: Whoa. Since we can travel through space, could I find A in the universe?
GM: Well, what do you think? Maybe?
Player: Then I have to play!
Scene 6:
GM: The GM's hottest modules, version 2.0, are back again~ Still have regrets you haven't put to rest? Want to reconnect with old friends? Then don't miss out!
GM: Not 998, not 98, not even 9.8. You can try it right now for FREE!
Player: That's some heavy ad copy... Maybe watch fewer commercials!
GM: If it works, it works. Playing?
Player: I'm in!
The settings in order, starting with Scene 1, are: Jujutsu Kaisen (teen Gojo version), Detective Conan, Demon Slayer, Bungo Stray Dogs, Honkai: Star Rail, Jujutsu Kaisen 2.0 (285 version).
A novice GM running games for fun.
Character OOC is inevitable, and the plot going off the rails is essential.
It's a Schrödinger's Call of Cthulhu campaign, since the author's knowledge of the Cthulhu Mythos (in real life) is zero.
Most likely a comedy (?) story wearing a tabletop RPG as a disguise.
The only things likely to actually come into play are dice and all kinds of checks.
House rules:
1-3 is a critical success, and 98-100 is a critical failure.
Theme: GM, I'm bad at this. Give me a hand.
[Zenless Zone Zero] New Eridu Survival Simulator
Players Must Beat the Game
[Honkai: Star Rail/Anko] Dice Goddess, Please Be a Little Nicer to Me
Identity V: This Is Who Plays Ranked at the Start of a Season
Memoirs of the Undercover Agent Midorikawa Yui
Did the Player Get a Happy Ending Today?
Bungo Stray Dogs: A Cinematic Appreciation
On My Days Conducting Academic Research in Another World
As a Neutral, I Win Through My Secret Identities
The Player Opens a Cosmic Life Simulator
Wow, congratulations on writing the article. The whole article is like making me complain. (Complimentary meaning, it means I am very happy.) The protagonist, you are still crazy about your luck. I said 🐶. Also, I am curious about what the protagonist's points are. It feels so biased (you have never played card drawing, so don't judge by intuition 🐶). The name of the protagonist also makes me complain... Who would call "a young man with ambition"? "You Nian" is homophonic to "childhood", right? What is the protagonist's nickname? When you get older, will you change your name to "Aspirational Old Age" or "The Most Beautiful Sunset Red" ("The Most Beautiful Sunset Red" seems to have nothing to do with what you said), but these are all real men with big breasts, echoing the beginning, congratulations on opening the article, and hope to update Modo Modo in the future, it is very beautiful and happy, eh! Ps: This is actually the second shot, the bastard Xiao Lujiang gave me the card again [Angry]
The aspiring young man with the character card looks great 💪
Readers can send gifts from Lunar Eclipse, but I just sent away not many, so I'll give the rest to you.
The basic value is just that. I don't have this value at all./Laughing and crying
The dice of aspiring young people must be incredible.
Admit it, this is dice luck
Author, today I did gymnastics from 6:30 to 8:10, and debated from 8:30 to 10. I lost the debate to my opponent. I was taught so badly by my seniors. On the way back to the dormitory, I heard the opponent's debater cricketing me, woo woo woo. I want a lot of good-looking skins, but I haven't saved enough purple sweet potatoes. Damn it, when you see someone being bullied, you should bully me as hard as you can. The first one is bullied and the next one is being bullied. They keep touching each other and making provocations. They keep hitting the ball next to them. If others are chasing him, they touch the ones who fall to the ground. When they get on the chair, they start to hit me. Wow, oh, oh, oh, oh, the boys in Nancun bully me. I am old and weak.
. . . I'm not alive anymore. I'm going to jump. Big Southern Rat. You win. I beg you, please don't climb on my bed when I'm sleeping, and don't let me touch you when I open my eyes and touch my phone. ——Although updates are slow to begin with, I still want to say that I plan to stop updating for a while to deal with the rat problem 😭 By the way, I didn't pin it because I couldn't find where to pin it 😭
Hey, updated again (the author is so busy, involved in so many circles, (jealous of you, I want prisoners too)
OK~update~ So is the Peking Opera Cat still around? I loved it when I was a kid, but I haven't watched it much since I grew up.