Who Are You Calling Your Sister-in-Law? [Showbiz]

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Anyone got connections who can fill me in on Jeong Yun Ye?

Original post:

I’ve seen Jeong Yun Ye’s name in several posts from male idol fans on the unfollow-and-drag forum. I’ve only just gotten into K-pop, so who is she?

Replies:

[I’ll tag people who know the story. @Dragon Egg Girl @Mi Girl @Fighting (listed in order of their idols’ official debut dates)]

[Ahahaha, you’re so evil. Things are about to get explosive again.]

[Jeong Yun Ye, female, born in 1995, pure-blooded Busan native. She used to be an influencer, and is still South Korea’s first and only beauty influencer with tens of millions of followers.

She used to be a composer and music producer, too. Her best-known works include “Hajimi Mambo,” “Hajimi Baby Dragon,” and “Hajimi.” She has 375 songs registered with KOMCA. A musical genius, she won Best Producer at the age of 21, and is the whole package: talent, beauty, and brains.]

Original poster replies: Holy crap, she’s a hit-making machine! She wrote all those songs? No wonder they call her God Ye. But what does she do now?

[She’s currently a student at a military academy… A real hardcore nationalist, and she transferred from an arts program to military school… The more you think about it, the scarier it gets! Even if you don’t think about it, it’s scary! Is she really going to become the president someday? Maybe I should start sucking up now?]

[Does that mean Old Dragon will become the First Gentleman? The number-one man in K-pop!]

[Are you okay? The number-one man in K-pop is obviously Lao Qi.]

[???]

[Jeong Yun Ye is a quitter. It won’t be long before she drops out of military school.]

[This woman is rude and foul-mouthed, loves insulting people, and flips them off with no manners. She’s also a South Korean nationalist. Original poster, don’t waste your time being curious about a woman like that.]

Original poster: Come on, swearing and flipping people off makes her feel like a real person. But a nationalist?

[What’s wrong with insulting you lowlifes who run your mouths like filthy maggots? The highlight of your life is getting insulted by Jeong Yun Ye. Someone as perfect as her is willing to waste a few seconds on scum like you, so you should be grateful.]

[She dropped out of Berkeley to go to military school. She’s a steel-blooded Busan nationalist, so all I can say is that her panda-girl fans are a rare breed.]

[She changed majors because it’s hard for arts students to find jobs. What would you know?]

[You can say she couldn’t find a job? Her fans really are invincible.]

[Huh? A rare breed? Sis, why are you outing yourself? I’ve never bought a single Jeong Yun Ye album in my life. I just wonder how much money you’ve given other people to make purple eggs.]

[What are you talking about? Drag them all out and make them eat purple eggs!]

[My stomach… Since you know so much about Jeong Yun Ye, why not tell us how she made your oppa go crazy over her? Quit changing the subject. I just like seeing male idols get mocked.]

[Some male idol fans pay even more attention to Jeong Yun Ye than her own fans do. They go around saying, “Jeong Yun Ye, I hate you,” while worrying their oppa will hang himself over her. And Dragon fans are constantly keeping other men away from her, more vicious about catching a mistress than Old Dragon himself.]

[Um, here’s God Ye’s exact quote: “When you say you hate me, you’re just using it as an excuse to confess your love.”]

[Sister-in-law, you…]

[Original poster, are you putting on an act? Did you post this just to stir things up?]

Original poster: Teehee.

[Fans quit because God Ye was Lao Qi’s online girlfriend, whom he went from loving to hating, and Han Bing’s first love, the one who got away. She’s also Old Dragon’s current girlfriend, the one he’s head over heels for. Photos of them together are everywhere, and he even uses his connections and resources to pave the way for her.]

Original poster: Ahhh, this feels like one of those novels where everyone insists on dating inside the entertainment industry! It’s so irritating! I want to punch them all into the next dimension! Would they die if they didn’t date?

[Dragon shit, stop using this as an excuse to make your useless Old Dragon look good. What resources does he actually have to pave the way for God Ye? Who does he know in the military? He doesn’t even know where the military academy’s entrance is.]

[Lmao, Dragon fans are like this. Actually, Old Dragon is the one living off God Ye’s connections and resources, and he still wants to have his cake and eat it too. Shameless to the core.]

[Mind your own business. My oppa gets to live off a woman, and yours doesn’t.]

[Ye-Dragon are so sweet together, though Dragon Egg Girl is about to be driven to her grave by Old Dragon.]

[Sweet? Why don’t you mention that she cheated on Old Dragon? She can’t let go of her ex-boyfriend, she’s vain, violent, rude, mean, a quitter, and a lunatic! That woman’s done plenty of disgusting things. She’s just plain evil!]

Original poster: Were you hiding under Old Dragon’s bed? Go on, tell us more, sis.

[Old Dragon chose to forgive her, so fans should stop whining here. You’re a joke.]

[Ye-Bing are the sweetest! God Ye wrote songs for my oppa. Has she ever written one for Old Dragon? When the Ye-Bing couple were collaborating on songs, which cat-like ex-girlfriend was Old Dragon flirting and fooling around with?]

[Ye-Dragon are even better to ship. God Ye isn’t catlike at all, and Old Dragon fell for a woman who wasn’t his ideal type. That’s true love! I’m eating this up!]

[Yeah, right. Monolids, talented, multiskilled, leader of a boy group. Old Dragon is nothing but Han Bing’s substitute.]

Original poster: Wow! He’s a substitute!

[First time I’ve heard Old Dragon is Han Bing’s substitute. I want to see what’s going on with Ye-Bing.]

[But our Lao Qi has big, adorable eyes, and his whole vibe is completely different from Old Bing and Old Dragon. He must be the one who’s special! Aww, thank you, teacher. I’m shipping Ye-Qi again!]

[Die, you idiots! I just want to know if Jeong Yun Ye, that nationalist, has ever insulted another country.]

[No, she doesn’t even pay attention to us. How can she insult thin air?]

[People call her a nationalist because she loves her country. It’s not like she’s insulted other countries.]

[Not paying attention to us is still an insult, isn’t it?]

[Ultra-sensitive skin operating as usual…]

[What’s with all this Ye-Bing and Ye-Qi stuff? God Ye is into older men, and she fell for Old Dragon, so don’t you think she really loves him?]

[She’s dating Old Dragon because he’s older and won’t outlive her, so she can inherit his estate early. Haven’t you noticed Old Dragon quit smoking? He’s afraid he’ll kick the bucket too soon.]

[That’s hate speech. Kwon Ji Yong, take a look!]

[Eat something good for once. Ye-Bing, the first-love couple, are the best to ship.]

[Get lost! God Ye’s first love is our little Lao Qi!]

[All right, all right. The ship war’s about to start again.]

[Watching fans fight to claim their useless oppa is so pathetic.]

[Replying to the original poster’s “tell us more”: I’ll just say what hurts me most, the thing I can never get over, which is when they show off their relationship.

The comments her husband replies to might be ones she liked; the songs he shares are the ones she loves; the handsome photos of her husband are boyfriend shots taken from his real girlfriend’s point of view; he dyed his hair that color because she likes it; he released a new song, a masterpiece, but the inspiration and every line are all about her… Sometimes I just want my husband to hurry up and die.]

[Delete this. I have a friend who’s having a breakdown.]

[If you don’t show it off, the relationship was for nothing. So show it off.]

[My sister-in-law is adorable, right? Every day she finds a new way to put our hearts through the wringer. She’s afraid we won’t be healthy enough to stay by her side until our hair turns white.]

[Another one’s gone crazy.]

[Who’s your sister-in-law? Male idol fans, stop trying to get involved.]

[It’s all fake. Original poster, don’t believe them. Our God Ye is single, and all she cares about is her studies!!]

Original poster: So is Old Dragon God Ye’s secret lover, or are they just flirting?

[He’s renewable energy that doesn’t need charging.]

[Ahhh!]

The original title is “I Train Dragons in the Entertainment Industry.” The author is terrible at writing blurbs, so please head to the main text. There are five completed Korean entertainment novels in the author’s collection. Click to check them out.

Songs such as “Hajimi” are just nonsense. The blurb was revised again on November 8, 2025, and July 14, August 21, and August 25, 2026. Screenshots have been saved.

Content warnings:

Contains words such as “jealousy” written with the heart radical. I feel that radical better conveys the emotion, but readers aren’t required to use it.

Everyone is obsessed with the female lead, genius protagonist, fictional world, lighthearted and fluffy novice-friendly story

The female lead does not suffer. The world revolves around her.

The female lead is not based on a real person. Don’t bring real people into this. The author is a despairing illiterate.

Everyone is out of character. Don’t conflate fictional characters with real people or the author.

The author gets itchy all over if she doesn’t write forum posts, so expect a fair bit of wickedness.

Theme: Stay true to yourself