The Villainess's Shura Field Game

[There's also a completed novel, Strange Nonhuman Couples Keep Appearing. Hope you enjoy it.]

[There are lots of short chapters priced at 2-7 coins. Feel free to complete tasks.]

Funny Blurb:

Qing Cheng has always lived by the motto, "Going crazy is fun for a while, and going crazy forever is fun forever." Even after she gets transported into a dating sim, she sticks to it.

When the sweet artist tells her to stop making awful jokes, Qing Cheng answers with a perfectly straight face, "Then let's try some good ones." And pulls out a pair of those dragon things.

When the scheming doctor forces her to beg, Qing Cheng sneers, "If you won't do it, get out of the way. Plenty of people want to!"

When the fragile, cool rebel leader desperately needs comfort, Qing Cheng says, "Work brings happiness. Go do some work for me!"

The stern but softhearted Inspector General tells her not to get too arrogant, lest she bring trouble down on herself. Qing Cheng argues passionately, "How can I keep that madwoman in check if I'm not arrogant enough? I'm set on being the best spy. Just invest in me without worry. I guarantee I'll get you the rebel's intelligence! No matter how close I seem to her, my heart is always with you!"

Troublemaker Blurb:

"This game was supposed to serve all the lesbians out there, so why are all the romanceable characters either tops or bottoms? Do you think us vers are dead? If I get transported into it, I'm turning them all into vers!"

After ranting about the game's setup, Qing Cheng really does get transported into the full-dive game.

At that moment, the HHL System drops out of the sky, promises to help her, and reminds her:

Here are the four romanceable and transformable targets:

A gentle, considerate older doctor who's sweet on the outside but dark within (top)

A sweet, adorable dream painter who's also spoiled and willful (bottom)

A handsome, powerful, tragic rebel leader who's obsessive and alluring (top)

An elf Inspector General who seems cold and ascetic but is actually sensitive and shy (bottom)

The doctor and the painter are as close as sisters. I recommend separate routes, in case they choose their friendship over you.

The captain and the Inspector General are bitter enemies. I recommend separate routes, in case they start fighting and forget all about you.

Qing Cheng's eyes light up. Sisters turning against each other? Enemies fighting? How exciting! Why bother with separate routes? I'll max out my defense and start causing trouble!

And so she embarks on a series of outrageous antics that leave the System stunned.

In a dimly lit private hospital, a dignified and elegant doctor suddenly reveals indescribable, clammy tentacles beneath her white coat. Qing Cheng catches sight of them. With just one glance, the doctor realizes she's been seen. She chuckles softly, her voice gentle yet icy.

"I knew you were different from everyone else. You can see them... and you're not afraid of me, are you?"

Qing Cheng (looking utterly sincere): I'm different from everyone else. They're all shackled by society's prejudices, but I'm the only one who feels for you, big sis~ You've been working so hard. Let me massage you from top to bottom!

After pretending to be a bottom for a while, she hypnotizes the doctor and says she can't keep all this pleasure to herself. Now it's her turn to take care of her big sis.

The painter, gone dark, pins Qing Cheng against a giant canvas, furious and determined to make her pay for dumping her and immediately getting together with her doctor stepsister.

But Qing Cheng only laughs wildly. "Come on, take your revenge! Let me see how much you've grown!"

On a strange alien planet, the unruly, laid-back rebel leader shows an unusual hint of seriousness as she asks Qing Cheng, "Just now... how did it feel?"

Qing Cheng (with a scornful sneer): "That's it? If you don't know how to top, let me do it!"

In a sealed interrogation room, the Inspector General uses her sheathed-sword cane to lift Qing Cheng's chin and force her to look her in the eye. The light in her eyes is colder than the cane's silver gleam. "You know the price of defying Central Command, so you'd better confess truthfully. Tell me, why did you collude with the rebels?"

Qing Cheng (looking expectant): So you'll investigate me thoroughly!

[Romance-focused, but with a central plot. Includes supernatural battles and puzzle-solving.]

[No picking a favorite love interest. Open ending plus multiple what-if routes.]

[Every woman is a bad woman. The protagonist is the worst.]

[The HHL System mainly handles logistics and commentary. The protagonist wins them over with her charm and craziness.]

[Upcoming novel #1: My Author Wife After I Kept Pestering Her for Updates. Mutual pining, sweet everyday life with cross-server chats, and playing out scenarios from the author's novel together. The existing opening will be rewritten.]

[Upcoming novel #2: Did the Pure-Hearted Nonhuman Successfully Turn Evil? The nonhumans are a vine woman, a mermaid, and a unicorn. Anthology format.]

[Upcoming novel #3: The Protagonist of an Explicit Novel, but a Comedian. Transported into the body of a weak bottom, she turns the tables by editing the text, transforming the evil gods into overachieving employees and obedient dogs. A chaotic, fun love triangle.]

[Upcoming novel #4: Life Running a Lesbian Sex Toy Shop with My Archrival. Bad women deserve bad women. She wants to be a scummy top, but her more wicked senior pulls a trick on her instead.]

[I've got lots of ideas for these stories. I'll start whichever one gets the most advance interest. None will be very long, and I'll publish one after the whole novel is written. Please add them to your reading lists~ All couples are vers by default, though their top-or-bottom leanings will depend on the reader's preferences.]

Theme: Take control of your own life.