A Restricted-Fiction Protagonist, but a Funny Girl

Xu Leyou transmigrated into an explicit novel as the submissive lead, about to be fought over and forced into submission by three obsessive nonhuman tops, reduced to a plaything. But she has a word-editing System firmly on her side, helping her seize control.

[Trapped beneath the dragon's wings, tears spilled from Xu Leyou's eyes. The dragon didn't want its pretty little sacrifice to cry and ruin her face, and murmured, "Be good. I'll lick them away for you..."]

She changed "lick them away" to "bow your head," and the domineering evil dragon, utterly bewildered, dropped to its knees and gave her a hard kowtow in front of everyone. Dragon blood ran onto the master-servant contract she had prepared in advance, counting as its signature.

Facing the astonished crowd below, Xu Leyou put her hands on her hips and declared, "See? I told you I was her boss! What are you standing around for? Pay tribute!"

That day, to reward her enthusiastic audience for showering her with coins, Xu Leyou made the dragon dance like a monkey, performing from morning until night and putting on eighteen extra shows.

"Step right up, don't miss out! The Amazing Evil Dragon Show! Fire-breathing and mist-spouting, what a spectacle! It can dance and walk a tightrope, and smash boulders with its claws! Pay extra to touch its scales or ride it through the sky. Your friends will be green with envy!"

The dragon, forced to perform for free, stripped of all dignity and pestered by crazed fans: Which of us is really the evil one?

[A sinister laugh rang out from deep within the ancient woods. Green vines shot from the trees and wrapped around Xu Leyou's waist. "Poor little thing, you're the water that nourishes me. So what if you guessed right? You can't turn back time. There's no escaping now!"]

Xu Leyou deleted the two characters meaning "can't" and commanded time to rewind over and over, delightedly watching the tree demon lash itself with its vines eight hundred times.

At last, the tree demon shouted, "...Stop! Stop whipping me! Just name your terms already! I'll agree to anything! If I break my oath, may my soul be destroyed!"

Xu Leyou's eyes lit up. "Really? But I haven't thought of anything yet. How about you become my servant first, then agree to eight hundred conditions. We'll save them for later."

The tree demon, driven to the brink of collapse by her bug exploit: ...Which of us is really the monster?

[The black goat succubus lifted Xu Leyou's chin and forced her to look it in the eye, grinning wickedly. "Don't worry, just looking at me won't turn you into a demon... Only letting me touch you will."]

Xu Leyou added the words "the strongest" before "demon," instantly transforming into the strongest Demon King. She bowed her head sharply, and her overwhelming aura broke the succubus's finger.

"Is that how you speak to the Demon King? Where's your manners? Say it again!"

"And those fingers of yours need an upgrade. So fragile, yet you expect to serve me? Do you think you're worthy?"

The succubus: ...She's way too demonic!

After a while, the System asked worriedly, "Host, isn't this getting a little too wild and off the rails...? They are evil gods, after all. Aren't you afraid they'll take terrible revenge?"

Xu Leyou declared righteously, "What are you talking about? I'm an inspirational entrepreneur, leading misguided villains back to the right path and building projects for the public good! They're working up a storm on the Nonhuman Variety Show, the Retro Forest Ecological Paradise, and the Demon-Branded Wool Source Factory livestream. They've purified their corrupted souls through labor, and they couldn't be more grateful to me!"

Theme: Where there's a will, there's a way