The Moon Went Offline

A scheming sweetheart on the outside, a sweet, clingy green tea on the inside, gong

A gentle gentleman on the outside, a spirited youth on the inside, shou

The Safety Bureau’s highest-ranking anomaly investigation team has recently come up with three strange rules:

1. Team captain Ji Shiqing is a scheming demon king. If the captain you encounter seems gentle as a spring breeze, quietly slip away. Don’t make a sound.

2. Don’t bring up unofficial rumors in front of Qi Min, the mysterious newcomer brought in by the captain.

3. If you see the captain clinging to the mysterious newcomer like sticky candy, don’t panic. The demon king has been possessed by a ghost.

Just as the team members cried, "Monster! Get out of our demon king’s body!" Ji Shiqing cowered behind Qi Min and said pitifully, "Minmin, look, they’re bullying me..."

And so the fourth strange rule was born:

4. The odds of the demon king turning into a little green tea went from zero to one hundred percent after the mysterious newcomer appeared.

Prince Lin, Qi Min, was once the most dashing young man in the Great Zhou Dynasty. People praised him: "His poems were so lovely they made fruit tumble from the trees, his sword swept the rosy clouds and pierced the skies. His brushwork startled even Xie An, and his flute-playing made the moon and stars drunk alongside the river gulls."

When his country descended into chaos, Qi Min defended the imperial capital alone for months. In the end, he took his own life to give his people a chance to survive.

When he opened his eyes again, he had transmigrated into the modern era. Qi Min quickly figured out the situation.

The young man in front of him was probably the modern equivalent of a judge from the Court of Judicial Review. The case he was investigating was connected to the robbery of Qi Min’s former deputy’s tomb. During transmigration, Qi Min had gained the special ability to sense the emotions of ancient artifacts. The two quickly formed a friendly and cooperative partnership.

The deputy general’s tomb has been robbed?

A friend’s reputation has been twisted?

A teacher’s descendants have gone missing?

It’s all right. There will be a way, because I’m here now.

*Complete

*1v1, mutual love, happy ending

*There are no especially lengthy mystery or crime-solving elements. The cases are there to advance the romance.

Here’s the blurb for my completed novel, too.

There’s a saying: "The first thing you do after making it through is cut off your beloved."

Yu Li is unlucky. Every time, he transmigrates into the beloved in question.

Yu Li: "I’d like to request a transfer."

The unscrupulous System pretends not to hear.

Yu Li: "Who signed me up for rebirth?"

The shameless System plays dead.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Yu Li is forced to accept reality and starts working like a miserable wage slave.

According to the original plot, he’s the obstacle to the protagonist gong and shou falling in love, the thorn in the protagonist gong’s side whom he hates with all his heart, and the white moonlight the protagonist shou is forced to abandon but remembers for the rest of his life. His sole purpose is to become part of these two lunatics’ game.

In the ancient world, he is the protagonist gong’s study companion and the protagonist shou’s beloved, a young genius admired by everyone in the capital. After helping the protagonist gong ascend the throne, he is falsely accused of harboring ulterior motives, his reputation is destroyed, and he dies in bitter regret.

Yu Li decides to tackle the problem at its source: bundle up the protagonist gong and shou and kick them out, then pick a pliant prince to serve as his puppet.

In the modern world, he is the protagonist gong’s childhood friend and the movie star cast opposite the protagonist shou, the kept lover the protagonist gong has arranged for him. Though talented and virtuous, and still young, he becomes the protagonist shou’s blood bank, watching without complaint as the shou steps on the honors that should have been his to reach the top.

Yu Li makes one phone call and summons the protagonist gong’s powerful uncle, asking him to send his love-struck nephew off to dig potatoes.

In the apocalypse, he is the most beloved healing-type ability user in the base, working tirelessly to keep everyone alive. But the repeatedly reborn protagonist gong and shou treat him like a boss they can farm for experience, killing him again and again. The people in the base are manipulated into seeing him as a heinous sinner and drive him out.

Yu Li laughs in anger. This time, he doesn’t need those hypocrites to drive him out. He picks up the little ragdoll cat he found and leaves first. The people in the base will get their comeuppance even faster than the zombies.

Since some people are truly terrible at acting, it doesn’t take Yu Li long to figure out that the puppet prince, the powerful uncle, and the pitiful little ragdoll cat all bear the traces of someone he once knew. And this old acquaintance knows the plot inside out and has designs on him, too.

Yu Li: "...System, does your transmigrate-into-a-book program come with a buy-one-get-one-free deal?"

"I’ll be damned if I don’t fight you lunatics to the death" shou x "No idea, I heard my wife was here, so I came" gong

There’s a saying: "The first sword after making it through is for your beloved."

Yu Li is unlucky. Every time, he transmigrates into the beloved in question.

Yu Li: "I’d like to request a transfer."

The unscrupulous System pretends not to hear.

Yu Li: "Who signed me up for rebirth?"

The shameless System plays dead.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Yu Li is forced to accept reality and starts working like a miserable wage slave.

According to the original plot, he’s the obstacle to the protagonist gong and shou falling in love, the thorn in the protagonist gong’s side whom he hates with all his heart, and the white moonlight the protagonist shou is forced to abandon but remembers for the rest of his life. His sole purpose is to become part of these two lunatics’ game.

But in the first world, he discovers that his childhood friend has transmigrated there, too.

In the ancient world, he is the protagonist gong’s study companion and the protagonist shou’s beloved, a young genius admired by everyone in the capital. After helping the protagonist gong ascend the throne, he is falsely accused of harboring ulterior motives, his reputation is destroyed, and he dies in bitter regret.

Yu Li decides to tackle the problem at its source: bundle up the protagonist gong and shou and kick them out, then help his obedient childhood friend become emperor.

In the modern world, he is the protagonist gong’s childhood friend and the movie star cast opposite the protagonist shou, the kept lover the protagonist gong has arranged for him. Though talented and virtuous, and still young, he becomes the protagonist shou’s blood bank, watching without complaint as the shou steps on the honors that should have been his to reach the top.

Yu Li makes one phone call and summons his childhood friend, who is currently posing as the powerful uncle in the protagonist gong’s family. He asks him to send his love-struck nephew off to dig potatoes.

In the apocalypse, he is the most beloved healing-type ability user in the base, working tirelessly to keep everyone alive. But the repeatedly reborn protagonist gong and shou treat him like a boss they can farm for experience, killing him again and again. The people in the base are manipulated into seeing him as a heinous sinner and drive him out.

Yu Li laughs in anger. This time, he doesn’t need those hypocrites to drive him out. The little ragdoll cat he just picked up looks more and more familiar, so he takes the cat and leaves first. The people in the base will get their comeuppance even faster than the zombies.

Over time, Yu Li belatedly realizes that his childhood friend knows the plot inside out and has designs on him, too.

Yu Li: "...System, does your transmigrate-into-a-book program come with a matchmaking service?"

"I’ll be damned if I don’t fight you lunatics to the death" shou x "No idea, I heard my wife was here, so I came" gong

1v1, happy ending

Reliable author, very regular updates. (The first world is complete.)

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Here are two more coming-soon novels.

① After I Transmigrated into a Born-Vegetarian Novel

[The Enchantress School Beauty of the Gaokao Universe]

Yin Yu, an excellent employee in the devoted-second-male-lead department of the Quick Transmigration Bureau, fills in for a coworker and enters a campus-romance world.

This campus novel is a little unusual, because it seems to be a born-vegetarian novel.

There are three key ingredients to born-vegetarian fiction.

First, it must closely follow trending social issues.

Second, when the logic runs out, make it surreal.

Finally, the villains often do things so shocking they defy belief.

"On the eve of the Gaokao, the class beauty announced to everyone that she had the exam’s secret key. Just fill in the answer sheet with a green highlighter and you’ll get top marks. In my previous life, I tried to reason with them, only for the whole class to bully me to death. This time, I’ll stand by and watch them bring about their own downfall."

Yin Yu: "So I’m the protagonist reborn for revenge?"

System: "No, you’re the class beauty."

Yin Yu has no choice. He slacks off and muddles through his mission, but one day he discovers...

The uncanny classmates around him all seem perfectly human.

Most importantly, the protagonist who has returned reborn seems to look at him strangely.

[The Cowardly Husband of the Sister-in-Law Universe]

Why enjoy yourself alone when you can enjoy yourself together? Yin Yu takes only a second to decide: he’ll drag his friend Lin Yunce, who also works at the Quick Transmigration Bureau, into a born-vegetarian novel for the experience.

In the previous life, the protagonist’s mother-in-law accidentally ate arsenic. The sister-in-law was convinced that the mother-in-law’s zodiac sign was Rat, and that if a rat’s body was unwell, it should eat rat poison to get better. The protagonist firmly rejected her folk remedy and insisted on taking the mother-in-law to a doctor, saving her life. But because arsenic is so poisonous, the mother-in-law was ultimately left bedridden, and held a grudge against the protagonist. On a dark and stormy night, she pushed the protagonist from a high-rise. This time, the protagonist decides to do nothing and let him die.

Lin Yunce transmigrates into the cowardly husband who lets his wife and younger brother fight.

Lin Yunce: "What do you mean my wife is a man?"

And why does this wife, who’s half a head taller than him, like to cling to him and call him her husband?

[The Unlucky Boss of the Team-Building Universe]

Wen Yunqi enters the born-vegetarian universe relying on neither his parents nor himself, but solely on the sabotage of his two terrible friends.

He’s even unluckier than the first two, because the System got lost on the way and he has no idea what the plot is supposed to be.

All he knows is that a new intern has just arrived. He’s handsome, sweet-talking, and very much to Wen Yunqi’s taste.

The two are deeply in love when the System suddenly appears and lets out a shrill scream: "How did you two villains end up together?!"

② A Meteor's Stay

Jindu is the top student at the Empire’s First Military Academy, a noble young man whose father is in politics and mother in business. You couldn’t find another like him anywhere in the stars. The only rough patch in his life was getting his heart broken seven hundred years ago.

Back then, on a rainy night in Fucalos, he found a beautiful fool with nowhere to go and brought him home to care for him. Jindu alone believed their feelings had grown warmer and warmer until their bond was unbreakable.

Then the other man suddenly disappeared from his life, leaving behind only a letter of apology, full of regret for having wronged him, his "friend."

Jindu engraved the word "friend" in his heart.

The second time he saw that straight, faithless bastard was at the military academy’s awards ceremony.

The bastard sat in the most prominent seat among the invited guests, smiling, radiant. He was nothing like the clingy man who had draped himself over Jindu and drawn out his words to wheedle affection from him.

Jindu’s father walked up to him and introduced the man. "Look, that’s Youyou."

Only then did Jindu learn that the person he had loved one-sidedly was his father’s superior, one of the Empire’s six real power holders.

Seven hundred years ago, Youyou decided to stay temporarily on Fucalos to deal with an uprising, and happened to meet the well-behaved child of a subordinate. Thinking, "Might as well tease him," he pretended to be silly and played along with the child for three months. During that time, he discovered the kid was loyal, too. Moved by him, Youyou decided to make him a friend.

But once his mission was over, he naturally couldn’t stay. He left a letter and went on his way.

When he saw his friend again, now grown up, Youyou greeted him in delighted surprise.

"Long time no see."

The young man gave him a polite smile.

Youyou relaxed. It seemed that his sudden departure without a word hadn’t affected their brotherly bond.

Until one day, he woke up in an unfamiliar bed, with only Jindu, his eyes cold and dangerous, in view.

An initially willful, princess-syndrome, later gloomy, unhinged, ghostly gong x a carefree, straight, beautiful shou

Happy ending, 1v1, both virgins, no angst.

Contains nontraditional confinement scenes.

One is insubordinate, the other shamelessly takes advantage of his seniority. A lid for every pot.

Theme: Respect history