The Legendary Scum-Survivor

There’s a saying: “The first thing you do after making it ashore is cut ties with the one you love.” Yu Li has the bad luck of transmigrating into the role of that beloved every single time. Yu Li: “Can I request a transfer?” The shameless System pretends not to hear him. Yu Li: “Who signed me up for this reborn business?” The rotten System chooses to play dead. Since he’s here, he might as well make the best of it. Forced to accept reality, Yu Li gets to work as a long-suffering wage slave. According to the original plot, he’s the obstacle standing in the way of the male lead and his love interest, the thorn in the male lead’s side whom he hates with a passion, and the white moonlight the male lead’s love interest is forced to abandon but remembers for the rest of his life. His only purpose is to be a part of these two lunatics’ little game. But in the first world, he discovers that his childhood friend has transmigrated here too. In an ancient world, he’s the male lead’s study companion and the love interest’s sweetheart, a prodigy admired by everyone in the capital. After helping the male lead ascend the throne, he’s falsely accused of harboring treasonous intentions. His reputation ruined, he dies with hatred in his heart. Yu Li decides to get to the root of the problem: kick the two leads to the curb and help his obedient childhood friend become emperor. In the modern world, he’s the male lead’s childhood friend and the award-winning actor assigned to play opposite the male lead’s canary of a love interest. Though talented and virtuous, and still in his prime, he becomes the love interest’s human blood bank, watching without complaint as the love interest uses the honors that should have been his to climb to the top. Yu Li makes a call to his childhood friend, who’s currently playing the role of the powerful uncle in the male lead’s family, and asks him to send his lovestruck nephew off to dig potatoes. In the apocalypse, he’s the base’s most beloved healing ability user. He works tirelessly to keep everyone alive, only to be killed again and again as a boss monster for the repeatedly reborn male lead and love interest to farm experience. The people at the base are manipulated into seeing him as an unforgivable sinner and drive him out. Yu Li laughs in anger. This time, those hypocrites don’t even need to kick him out. The more he looks at the little ragdoll kitten he just rescued, the more familiar it seems. He picks up the cat and leaves first. The people at the base will get what’s coming to them even faster than the zombies. Over time, Yu Li belatedly realizes that his childhood friend not only knows the plot inside out, but also has designs on him. Yu Li: “...System, does this transmigration project come with a partner assignment?” The uke: “Damn it, I’m going to fight all you lunatics!” × The seme: “No idea. I heard my wife was here, so I came.” One-on-one, happy ending. The author is reliable, and updates are very regular. (The first world is currently complete.) If the blurb catches your interest, please bookmark it and let a few chapters pile up first! Here are two upcoming stories: ① After Transmigrating into a Pure Literature Novel 【The Enchantress School Beauty of the Gaokao Universe】 Yin Yu, an outstanding employee in the devoted second male lead department of the Quick Transmigration Bureau, fills in for a colleague and enters the world of a school story. This school story is a little unusual. It seems to be a “pure literature from the womb” novel. This genre has three defining features: First, it must be closely tied to trending social issues. Second, when there isn’t enough logic, abstract nonsense fills the gap. Finally, the villain often does things that are shocking and outrageous. “On the eve of the gaokao, the class beauty announces to everyone that she has the exam’s top-secret answers. All you have to do is fill in the bubbles with a green highlighter to get a high score. In my last life, I tried to talk them out of it, but the whole class drove me to my death. This time, I’ll watch coldly as they bring about their own ruin.” Yin Yu: “So I’m the protagonist, reborn for revenge?” System: “No, you’re the class beauty.” Yin Yu has no choice. He slacks off and muddles through his mission, but one day he discovers... The fake people around him all seem perfectly human. Most importantly, the protagonist who has returned from the dead seems to be looking at him strangely. 【The Spineless Husband of the Sister-in-Law Universe】 Sharing joy is better than enjoying it alone. Yin Yu takes all of one second to decide to drag his friend Lin Yunce, who also works at the Quick Transmigration Bureau, into a pure literature novel for the experience. In his previous life, the protagonist’s mother-in-law accidentally ate arsenic. The sister-in-law insists that the mother-in-law’s zodiac sign is the Rat, and that when a rat gets sick, rat poison is the cure. The protagonist firmly rejects her folk remedy and insists on taking the mother-in-law to the hospital, saving her life. But because arsenic is highly poisonous, the mother-in-law ends up paralyzed and holds a grudge against the protagonist. On a dark and stormy night, she pushes the protagonist off a high-rise. This time, he decides to stay out of it and let her die. Lin Yunce, meanwhile, transmigrates into the spineless husband who lets his wife and younger brother fight. Lin Yunce: “What do you mean, my wife is a man?” And why does this wife, who’s half a head taller than him, keep clinging to him and calling him “hubby”? 【The Unlucky Boss of the Team-Building Universe】 Wen Yunqi enters the pure literature universe relying neither on his parents nor on himself, but entirely on the schemes of his two terrible friends. He’s even more unlucky than the first two, because the System gets lost on the way and he has no idea what’s going to happen in the plot. All he knows is that there’s a new intern who’s handsome, sweet-talking, and very much to his liking. Just as the two are head over heels, the System suddenly appears and lets out a piercing shriek: “How did you two villains end up together?!” ② Lodging Beneath the Shooting Star Jindu is a celebrated top student at the Empire’s First Military Academy. His father is in politics, his mother is in business, and he’s a refined young gentleman without equal across the stars. The only setback in his life was having his heart broken seven hundred years ago. Back then, on a rainy night on Fucaloss, he found a pretty fool with nowhere to go and brought him home to take care of him. In Jindu’s one-sided view, their relationship kept growing closer until it was as strong as iron. Then the other man suddenly vanished from his life, leaving behind only a letter of apology. Every line expressed regret toward him, his “friend.” Jindu engraved the word “friend” in his heart. The second time he saw that straight man who’d broken his heart was at the military academy’s awards ceremony. The heartbreaker sat in the most conspicuous seat among the invited guests, smiling, radiant and dazzling. He was nothing like the clingy man who used to hang off Jindu and drawl out his pleas for attention. Jindu’s father came over and introduced him. “Look, that’s Youyou.” Only then did Jindu learn that the man he’d fallen for alone was his father’s superior, one of the Empire’s six true power-holders. Seven hundred years ago, Youyou decided to stay on Fucaloss while dealing with a rebellion. There, he happened upon the well-behaved child of one of his subordinates. Thinking there was no harm in teasing him, he pretended to be crazy and played along with the boy for three months. During that time, he discovered that the kid was also very loyal. Moved by him, Youyou decided to make him a friend. Once his mission was over, he naturally couldn’t stay. He left a letter and went on his way. When he saw his friend again, now a little more grown-up, Youyou happily waved at him. “Long time no see.” The young man gave him a proper smile. Youyou relaxed. It seemed that leaving without saying goodbye hadn’t affected their brotherly bond. Until one day, he woke up in an unfamiliar bed, with no one in sight but Jindu, whose eyes were cold and dangerous. A willful princess type with a princess complex in the early chapters, then a gloomy, deranged ghost of a man seme × a carefree, straight beauty uke Happy ending, one-on-one, both virgins, no angst. Includes nontraditional confinement scenes. One’s overstepping his station, the other’s acting far too old to know better. A perfect match for each other. Theme: Dreams at your feet, results in bloom