Is It Wrong for Me, a Konoha Brahmin, to Live Off My Parents?

After learning her name in this life, Senju Miaoshou predicts she'll definitely be hated by plenty of people.

Because of her name's associations with the “best move,” the “brilliant move,” the “vulgar move,” and “having no idea what to do.”

But it doesn't matter. She's a Brahmin in the village. Born into a great clan, with the village's second-in-command as her father and the first-in-command as her uncle, she can live off her family until she dies, as long as she never leaves the village.

Other people's lives in Konoha: Train hard, be self-reliant, and earn your Konoha forehead protector as soon as possible.

Senju Miaoshou's life in Konoha: My dad is the Second Hokage, and my uncle is the First Hokage.

You say you awakened your Sharingan at five, got your ninja forehead protector at seven, and were hailed as a once-in-a-generation genius?

Please. Brahmins don't need to work hard. They just have to inherit the family business.

You say my chakra pathways are completely blocked, I can't use chakra at all, and I can't even become a Genin?

Fool. Do you understand what it means to be fated for greatness?

Not only could I become Hokage, I could even sit in the Daimyo's seat.

You ask what I'll do if I can't?

Then I'll make my parents, grandparents, maternal grandparents, brothers, sisters, and siblings, whether alive, dead, half-alive, or half-dead, from my ancestors reborn through Impure World Reincarnation to descendants transmigrated through time and space, from immediate blood relatives to everyone with a stake in this, all come up with a solution for me.

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Senju Miaoshou considers herself unmatched in cunning and is determined to become the Daimyo. She threatens Senju Tobirama, deceives Senju Hashirama, wins over Uchiha Madara, and manipulates Uchiha Kagami.

Unifying the world is just around the corner.

Until the flames of war spread across the continent, and Uchiha Kagami deals her the most devastating blow at the very moment victory is within reach.

If Senju Tobirama were still alive, he would probably use Flying Thunder God to cut him to pieces. But Senju Tobirama can no longer speak. And Senju Miaoshou is still alive, turned into every excuse Uchiha Kagami has for crossing the line.

“My misfortune, my grief, my pain, they all come from you.”

“Until my world knows true peace, you must spend your whole life making amends to me.”

Uchiha Kagami: “Sorry, Miaoshou, I don't want to be your lover.”

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The two of them fall into Hueco Mundo together. To get back home, they pretend to pledge allegiance to Aizen and infiltrate the Soul Society.

Unohana: “I'm very sorry to bring up something painful. I'm deeply saddened by your father's death. Although you've lost your father, you can have a mother.”

Miaoshou: “???”

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To fulfill someone's dying wish, Senju Miaoshou comes to the World of the Living.

Miaoshou, pinching Megumi's cheeks: “Wow, he looks exactly like that guy.”

Kagami: “Gently. You've made Megumi's face red.”

Megumi, speech slurred: “He ishn't a potato.”

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After everything is over, Senju Miaoshou holds the newborn Shisui and stares face-to-face with an orange cat, suddenly gaining a grown son from out of nowhere. A few days later, Uchiha Kagami brings home a black cat wrapped in bandages.

Shisui: “Yay! Mom and Dad gave me two new big brothers!”

The orange cat version of Osamu Dazai and the black cat version of Chuya Nakahara: ... (hissing furiously at each other across the air)

Pairing: Kagami

Straightforward, dark-hearted cat × upright, action-oriented dog

A tiny hint of Tobirama/Izuna elements. The heroine is related to them by blood, but the two of them are not in that kind of relationship. It's just to boost her combat power.

Theme: Love can be inherited