Conquering the Crazy Top in a Korean Webtoon

Lately, you've gotten hooked on an immersive romance game. You can choose to become any of its characters, but once you make a choice, you can't change it. You can only quit after completing the storyline the game has set for you.

You first chose this game because its characters were exactly your type. Just seeing the bodies the artist drew made you curious about their stories. Some people can't stand broad-shouldered, thick-necked CEOs, but that's exactly your thing.

You entered the Korean webtoon section, where you ran into...

A corporate representative who paid off the debts of an orphaned bottom and signed a master-servant contract with him, then forced him to admire his uncovered thermos and Pacific-wide shoulders every night!

An adopted son of a prosecutor, whose parents died tragically. He went to school by day and worked eight part-time jobs at night, sleeping only one hour a day. After being adopted by the prosecutor, he developed a severe dependency disorder. When the bottom tried to go to work, he stabbed him and ran away!

A crown prince from the Goryeo dynasty, a tyrant who'd had a longtime crush on his straight older tutor. He killed the tutor's wife and daughter, took him by force, bent him, and locked him up in a dark room day and night!

The eldest son of a crime family, who'd had a crush on the godfather who trained him. He endured years of hardship just to bring down his own father and put his godfather in charge. He even hacked off both his legs so his godfather would come see him!

A foreign vampire hunter who fell in love with a hundred-year-old vampire and started a beautiful, tragic romance of pursuit and escape. He hunted him for seventeen years, then fired hundreds of shots at the bottom with a sniper rifle at midnight until dawn!

The campus heartthrob of a Seoul imperial high school, pretty-faced and ruthless. After his older bottom cheated on him, he was so devastated that he went insane and blazed a new trail in NTR!

...To be continued

If we were ranking the most unhinged tops in Korean webtoons...

Goryeo Crown Prince: "I only made third place at this level?!"

Eldest Son of a Crime Family: "Oh, I'm number two."

Imperial High School Heartthrob: "Ahem, number one is obviously me."

Prosecutor's Adopted Son: "Shouldn't I be number one?"

Vampire Hunter: "Someone like me... can actually count as a good man."

Corporate Representative: "Hah, I'm last. A rich, domineering CEO who dotes on his wife, thank you."

Even five-star critic MacArthur couldn't help commenting after reading it:

Double action is just the surface, their dicks spring back like coils.

Pretty tops, beware, they're all clever as monkeys.

Tycoons and princes, every last one is a maniac.

The plot plunges to hell, their personalities belong in the underworld.

Small temple, strong evil winds, the peninsula's full of unhinged tops!

Welcome to the feature documentary, "Korean Webtoon Tops Gone Wild," airing two episodes a week, streaming hot and fresh.

Theme: When facing adversity, forge ahead!