Walk the same roads often enough, and you'll eventually see a ghost. The Bat picked up another kid, but this one wasn't his.
Batman: "Who are your parents?"
Thaddeus thought for a moment, then suddenly understood. "Gotham!"
Well, I'll be damned. How can someone be even more unhinged than the Joker?
Thaddeus: "Darling, did you drop this knife, or this knife?"
He twirled the dagger in his hand. "You didn't know?"
A crazed smile spread across his lips. "It's the one I'm sticking into you!"
"Thaddeus!" Batman had reached his limit. He was starting to regret ever bringing this lunatic home.
Batman tried to keep Thaddeus from going out. What a joke. It was completely useless. Who knew why he could do magic, too?
Just a story about a little clown bird, maybe?
Theme: Be an unbreakable cockroach