[Western Crossover] In Gotham, Causing Trouble Everywhere

Bruce had always thought he had only four sons, until one day he picked up a little black cat who looked a lot like him.

Dick: "Do you like going out at night to fight crime?"

Thinking of how he beat up villains and superheroes every day, Safiral nodded firmly. "Of course. I love fighting crime."

Jason: "Do you often feel like running away from home and beating up Batman?"

Thinking of the Batman who chased him around and beat him up every day, Safiral said, "Of course. I wish I could beat him up right now."

Tim: "Do you often stay up all night?"

Thinking of the nights spent leading the Batfamily on wild chases, Safiral replied, "Yes. The nighttime is wonderful."

Damian: "Do you think Father is the best?"

Safiral answered without hesitation: "There's no one better than Bruce."

Dick/Jason/Tim/Damian shouted: "He's definitely a bird!"

Then one day, Batman and the others accidentally revealed their secret identities.

Fun-loving Safiral felt like the sky had fallen. He remembered burning all of Jason's books right in front of him, hanging Tim upside down from the Bat-Signal, and grabbing Damian to spank him.

I want to die. Right now.

If he weren't so attached to his family, he'd want to flee this world right now.

Here's a possible upcoming Western Crossover story: Yes! Gotham and I Have a Kid

Walk the night roads often enough, and you'll eventually see a ghost. Batman picked up another kid, but this one wasn't his.

Batman: "Who are your mom and dad?"

Thaddeus thought it over, then had a sudden realization. "Gotham!"

What the hell? How could anyone be even more insane than the Joker?

Thaddeus: "Sweetheart, did you drop this knife, or this knife?"

He waved the dagger in his hand. "Don't you know?"

A mad grin spread across his lips. "It's the knife I stuck in your body!"

"Thaddeus!" Batman had had enough. He was starting to regret ever bringing a lunatic home.

Batman tried to keep Thaddeus from going out. What a joke. It was completely useless. Who knew the kid could do magic, too?

Just a story about a little Jokerbird, maybe?

[Content warning: OOC. The setting will differ from canon because the author is an idiot with a low IQ, so I'll have to make things up as I go.]

Theme: Cherish everything you have while it's still here.