When Lu Zhaoxi first joined the team, he thought he was just a substitute. But in less than a week, the captain up and left, dumping the captaincy on him.
Lu Zhaoxi: "...Fine, I guess. It's just being captain."
Who knew that after he became captain, Fang Yancheng, the former vice-captain, would start targeting him relentlessly, criticizing both his lifestyle and his gameplay.
So during that time, Lu Zhaoxi's search history looked like this:
"What are the odds of going through menopause at 20?"
"Can I use my position as captain to have a teammate committed to a mental hospital?"
"If a teammate barges into my room and attacks me, can I claim self-defense if I hit back?"
Later, after getting together with Fang Yancheng, Lu Zhaoxi thought he could finally stop going through hell on the team, only to discover that the things Fang Yancheng nitpicked had changed.
Fang Yancheng: "Dare you swear to the earth, the sky, the clouds, the wind, the flowers, and the rainbows that you didn't eat even one bite of the snacks in my room?"
Fang Yancheng: "Are those snacks just for me, or do all the other little brothers and sisters get some too?"
Fang Yancheng: "You actually dared to insult me! Our feelings have clearly faded. Maybe we were wrong from the start."
Lu Zhaoxi: "Um, can I return you?"
A cute, princess-like top who's still a top × a seemingly indifferent, easygoing bottom who's also a top
Theme: Love yourself before loving someone else