The Omniscient, Omnipotent Big Shot Is Actually Illiterate

Qin Feng was a librarian who loved reading novels in his spare time, especially stories about fighting monsters and leveling up, or solving mysteries.

Just as he was struck by inspiration and resolved to write a novel of his own, he was pulled into a horror game.

Qin Feng: ?

He was wondering whether he should try to save the world when he opened his status screen and immediately blacked out.

His special ability read: Jinx.

Qin Feng: I didn’t do anything to anyone.

Halfheartedly doing his best, Qin Feng met someone with the special ability [Omniscience and Omnipotence] while searching for teammates.

Hope reignited, Qin Feng quickly befriended the man, who couldn’t remember his name or age and whose gender was listed as a question mark. They became teammates and faced the challenges together.

Then Qin Feng discovered that although his teammate was [Omniscient and Omnipotent], he was also a hopeless illiterate.

“What’s his ability?”

“Uh, the first character is ‘white’... uh, the ability is, it can ‘white’...”

“Stop! Copy the characters down. Don’t read them aloud.”

“What does ‘copy the characters’ mean?”

Qin Feng had lost all hope and gave up completely. The world could do whatever it wanted.

Sunny, cheerful, mysterious top x a half-dead, checked-out bottom

The top could be called human, or nonhuman, so there’s a bit of nonhuman content.

It’s HE!!

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[Please add my new novel, After Becoming Team Captain, I Survived One Tribulation After Another on the Team~]

When Lu Chaoxi first joined the team, he thought he was just a substitute. But less than a week later, the captain up and left, dumping the position on him.

Lu Chaoxi: ...Well, fine. It’s just being captain.

Who knew that once Lu Chaoxi became captain, the former vice-captain, Fang Yancheng, would target him relentlessly, nitpicking both his personal life and his gameplay.

For a while, Lu Chaoxi’s search history included:

“What are the odds of getting menopause at age 20?”

“Can I use my captain’s authority to have a teammate committed to a psychiatric hospital?”

“If a teammate breaks into my room and attacks me, is it self-defense if I hit back?”

Later, after getting together with Fang Yancheng, Lu Chaoxi thought he could finally stop going through tribulations on the team. Then he discovered that Fang Yancheng had simply changed what he nitpicked.

Fang Yancheng: “Do you dare swear to the earth, the sky, the clouds, the wind, the flowers, and the rainbows that you haven’t eaten a single snack in my room?”

Fang Yancheng: “Am I the only one who gets them, or do all the other boys and girls get them too?”

Fang Yancheng: “You actually dared to insult me! Our love has clearly faded. Maybe we were wrong from the very beginning.”

Lu Chaoxi: “Um, can I return you?”

A cutesy princess of a top who’s a top through and through x a laid-back bottom who acts like nothing matters

Theme: Everyone can become a hero