After being diagnosed with a terminal illness, Mihashi Nazumi was bound to a forum System called "Irritating Villain." The System told him that completing its missions would cure his illness.
Mihashi Nazumi looked at the System's name and refused to believe it. He tested it out: "Did you get the name wrong? Shouldn't it be the Popular Villain System?"
The System declared righteously, "How could that be! Our goal is to make every single person furious!"
Mihashi Nazumi: ?
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And so, a brazen, willful detective appeared in Beika Town.
"Huh? Isn't this kind of stupid murder method obvious at a glance?" The handsome, green-eyed boy leaned against the wall with his arms folded, looking down on absolutely everyone.
The people around him: What does this kid mean by that!
Comments: [Hahahahaha, that's hilarious. Mouri Kogoro's face has gone completely dark.]
Comments: [Conan's half-lidded eyes are out, hey!]
A slacker code-named member joined the distillery.
"Tell me after you've completed the mission..." The white-haired young man yawned and was about to go to sleep. Then he suddenly remembered something and added sluggishly, "...Thanks?"
His partner: Fists clenched.
Comments: [I'm dying. How can a real liquor be so fond of slacking off?]
Comments: [At this rate, it really is just Gin doing all the work at the distillery, ]
A rebellious rookie joined the police bomb squad.
The red-haired delinquent punched the bomber in the face. "This is the best way to stop a bomb from going off!"
The other officers watched as reporters snapped photos all around them: Bro, tone it down!
Comments: [Honestly, that's the most effective way to disarm a bomb, hahaha.]
Comments: [Hey, hey, did you see that? He's secretly flipping off the reporter who said something stupid, ]
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While his secret identities spent every day making people furious, Mihashi Nazumi himself dutifully worked as the manager of a cafe.
Unfortunately, his luck was just too good. He always seemed to stumble upon crimes.
So he cried for help in his mind: [Which one of you is nearby? Come save my cafe, ]
And so, under the shocked gazes of the protagonists, his secret identities pushed open the cafe door.
In just a few minutes, the detective had analyzed who the culprit was. The rookie cop planted a foot on the back of the criminal trying to escape, while a certain slacker code-named member was... was having his gun-drawing hand pinned down by Mihashi Nazumi with all his might.
Mihashi Nazumi looked at his secret identities making "praise me" faces, then at the others, whose expressions ranged from confused to shocked to wary.
Mihashi Nazumi: ...mentally exhausted.jpg
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