[For a novel to sell well, shouldn't its protagonist have an eye-catching quality?]
A novelist pondered.
[And maybe a romance that feels safe and secure? Fine, what a strange request.]
*
01 / Apocalypse Travel Diary
[Poker-faced zombie x half-blood warrior]
If social media hadn't collapsed during the apocalypse, you might have answered a question in someone else's post.
The ideal job for lazy people: zombie.
02 / The Wrong Conquest Route
[Male high school student who stumbles into a horror dating sim x conquest target with a yandere label]
Male lead: Wife!!! You wildflowers, move aside! My heart belongs to my wife alone!!!
Female lead, labeled a yandere: Your dad's damn right! I can chop him up eighteen times! (grins sinisterly)
Male lead: My wife is coming at me with a knife! She loves me!
The female lead seems to be the problem, but actually the male lead is.
03 / Whodunit?
[Outsider victim who can't be killed off x lovesick clown with puppy-dog eyes]
Maria, an apprentice at a bakery, has just arrived in town and knows nothing about the festivities that are making the little town livelier by the day.
The shop owner tells her that a famous circus troupe will be staying here for a while.
Maria isn't interested in circus performances.
Of course, dating a handsome clown out of makeup doesn't count.
04 / Tomorrow's Star
[Unambitious office worker transmigrated to another world x robotic police officer with a corrupted emotion chip]
Eliminate all factors detrimental to [his human].
Female lead: Just breathing.
Officer: . (Emotion module processing error)
Officer: Requesting permission to personally remove the chest plate and replace the affected components.
Female lead: Kink activated. Impressive technique.
05 / The Novelist
[Protagonist who refuses to follow the plot x devious novelist]
To keep the story moving forward, the novelist decides to step in and play the missing male lead.
Female lead: The domineering CEO I ran into the day before yesterday was you, the artsy young man I met yesterday was you, and the lunatic I bumped into today is also you. Damn it, you're a freak.
·[A Note for Readers]·
-◎ A collection of nonhuman romances. At least one person in each pairing isn't human, and at least one of them is a little off. Beautifully unhinged, she and he.
-◎ All settings in this novel are fictional. Please don't connect them to the real world.
-◎ The ideas in this blurb aren't listed in any particular order. The content may be changed or revised when a story officially begins. 2025.3.15. Latest blurb updated on 2025.12.30.
-◎ Written as style practice, with a focus on lighthearted fun.
Theme: Please love me gently.
