It's finished! La la la, thank you to all the wonderful readers who followed this story! I've gotten familiar with so many of you. I'm giving you all a big kiss!
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Coming soon: The Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King Crashes and Burns at the Elite Academy
Wu Ling had been vain and afraid of death since he was a child. After his parents died in an accident, he became an orphan nobody wanted.
His vicious cousin seized the family business and drove him out of the house, leaving him to wander the wilderness.
The pampered young master, who had never lifted a finger, was put through endless hardships.
When he was at the end of his rope, he happened upon a murder.
The killer went free, while the murdered youth died with his eyes open.
Mustering his courage, Wu Ling searched the body and found a letter of recognition.
It turned out the dead youth had been the sect leader of the Chaoxian Sect's illegitimate son, who had been living outside the sect. His mother had just died, and he had been on his way to claim his place in the sect.
Overcome by greed, Wu Ling decided to take the youth's place and enjoy a life of wealth and glory.
Though Wu Ling had no aptitude for cultivation whatsoever, his status as the sect leader's son made him the center of attention.
That was until an astonishingly handsome, exceptionally gifted young prodigy joined the sect.
He had a lovely name: Yun Shuiyao.
The first time Wu Ling saw Yun Shuiyao, he was terrified. Yun Shuiyao looked exactly like the dead youth whose clothes he had stripped off.
But Yun Shuiyao seemed not to recognize him.
Wu Ling deliberately got close to him. Yun Shuiyao looked confused and said he had lost his memory.
Wu Ling breathed a sigh of relief.
He hadn't wanted to get involved with anyone, but whenever he woke from a dream in the middle of the night, he was haunted by a terrible nightmare.
In the dream, Yun Shuiyao regained his memories and exposed him in front of everyone. Wu Ling fell to his knees and begged for mercy, hoping the others would spare his life, but they mocked and ridiculed him before brutally killing him and cutting his body into pieces.
After waking, Wu Ling was afraid.
He thought it over and, instead of bullying Yun Shuiyao or plotting to kill him, came up with a different plan.
He decided to seduce him.
After a great deal of effort, he finally got Yun Shuiyao into bed, and they spent their days and nights making love.
Then one day, he overheard a terrifying conversation.
"Young Master, haven't you had enough fun yet?"
"How could I have had enough?" The voice that answered was the same one he had spent day and night entwined with, but now it was cold and full of mockery.
"A furnace constitution seen once in a thousand years. It tastes quite good." The man chuckled softly, sending a chill through him.
Wu Ling was horrified. Even he wasn't stupid enough to miss what had happened. The tender affection he'd developed from sharing a bed with Yun Shuiyao vanished in an instant.
Wu Ling was terrified.
He had to escape this horrifying den of demons.
Wu Ling didn't make it. He was caught and dragged back to bed along the way.
"You heard?" Yun Shuiyao asked, smiling faintly.
"I..." Wu Ling was frightened. "A-Yao, I don't know what you're talking about." He decided to play dumb.
"Bear me a child." Yun Shuiyao pinned him to the bed, his lips brushing against Wu Ling's ear.
How could a man give birth?
Wu Ling was terrified, but when Yun Shuiyao fixed him with a pair of icy blue eyes, he fell silent and stammered,
"...Okay."
He owed Yun Shuiyao his life. He ought to give his life back to him.
A vain, beautiful, naive fake young master with a furnace constitution x a true young master, a cold beauty who becomes an utter lunatic
A very happy ending (no childbirth)
[Coming Soon 1] The Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King Crashes and Burns at the Elite Academy
Li Fan transmigrated into a dark novel set at an elite academy.
The academy had lax rules. Everyone had special abilities, and the law of the jungle reigned: the weak were prey, and the strong were revered.
The weak were fit only to be the strong's slaves, to be ordered around and made to obey without question.
Even if the strong trampled, humiliated, killed, or robbed them, it was all within the rules.
The original protagonist was born into an ordinary family and possessed a purification ability. He was specially recruited into the academy, thinking his life would take off, only to find himself in hell.
The protagonist was bullied by the powerful. He fought back again and again, but eventually his resolve shattered and he was assimilated by the academy.
The kind little rabbit turned dark and vicious. After awakening a second time, he subdued the demons, possessed and devoured the consciousness of every top-ranking elite, and became the sole author of the rules.
The dragon slayer ultimately became the dragon.
But Li Fan hadn't transmigrated into the protagonist, who defied fate and forged ahead through sheer determination. He had become one of the top elites who had bullied the protagonist in the original story.
Li Fan: "Well, damn."
He'd planned to keep coasting and "turn over a new leaf," but quickly realized something was wrong.
The original Li Fan was a classic "crooked-mouthed Dragon King," arrogant and flashy, with an S-rank lightning ability. He was invincible at the academy, and nobody dared oppose him. A hundred people would scatter wherever he went.
Li Fan had transmigrated in his own body. He was physically useless, had no skills, and, most importantly, possessed no special ability.
At the academy, anyone without an ability was a bottom-tier loser whom everybody could bully.
Surrounded by top elites eyeing his position, Li Fan trembled with fear.
Luckily, he had a "Game Store" where he could trade large sums of money for items and temporarily get himself out of trouble.
To save his own skin, Li Fan tried to maintain his "crooked-mouthed Dragon King" persona, openly bullying the innocent protagonist while raking in money, and secretly acting like a bootlicker to the other top elites to make even more money.
Then one day, his cover was blown.
He didn't have enough money, and the protagonist discovered that his ability had disappeared.
Xi Lan closed in on him step by step, pinning him against the wall. His emerald eyes looked innocent, but there was something unnervingly fierce in them. "Fan-ge, what's wrong?"
His hand roamed over the "ability chamber" at Li Fan's abdomen. It was empty inside. There was nothing there.
Xi Lan smiled, sweet and charming.
Li Fan was horrified. He felt like a venomous snake had fixed its gaze on him.
He stammered, unable to speak, as he was shoved into a corner of the garden and mercilessly humiliated, just as he had "done" to Xi Lan.
Only after being used like that for a long time, with his "ability chamber" thoroughly filled, did Li Fan belatedly realize that the protagonist, the little white rabbit, had been reborn.
From the moment he was reborn, he'd possessed every top elite at the academy one after another, in a series of increasingly unhinged acts. Everyone except Li Fan.
From the moment the protagonist failed to possess him, Li Fan became his target and could never escape.
A very happy ending
A beautiful, arrogant bottom who only wants to coast through life and is terrible at acting like the crooked-mouthed Dragon King x a top who seems innocent on the surface but is actually utterly unhinged, a dark-style top
Theme: Self-reliance and perseverance are life's most beautiful qualities.
Our family, Lingling, is even more stupid! Junior brother, you deserve it (pointing) [rolling eyes]
When will Aling wake up? 😭
Xiaowo has pre-released "The Protagonist Attacks and Shou Fights for Me", "The Crooked Dragon King in the Noble Academy Overturned" and "After Rebirth, I Divorced Long Aotian's Son-in-law". If you are interested, can you order it?
Will there be any extras? Please, please 🥺 🥺 🥺
If these two people could speak clearly, the book could even be completed in 80 chapters 😂
Baby, your writing is so beautiful 🧋
After "Spreading Flowers", will there be any extras? [Spread flowers][sprinkle flowers][sprinkle flowers]
What did the author add to the text, and it has been fragrant
Hahaha, still so good at pretending [covering face, laughing and crying]
It feels more and more complicated [covering face, laughing and crying]