My Evil Ghost Husband Chats with Me Through My Phone

My next novel, The Smirking Dragon King Crashes and Burns at the Noble Academy, is set to launch in mid-to-late April. Please add it to your collections, dear readers! The blurb is below.

[Blurb]

Song Xuyang transmigrates into another world and somehow becomes a corporate wage slave, living a monotonous, tedious life.

This world is much like Blue Star, except that people are cold toward one another and keep their distance, even from their friends.

Having once been surrounded by friends, he can't help feeling lonely. More importantly, he suffers from skin hunger.

Every month, there are a few days when it flares up.

When it does, he becomes desperately needy, gasping like a fish out of water, weak and helpless, a faint, alluring flush spreading across his face.

In his old world, his friends would help him get through it.

But in a world like this, even brushing someone's hand is an extravagant luxury.

Song Xuyang can only grit his teeth and endure it alone.

Yet the symptoms build up until even the slightest extra pressure while getting dressed leaves him trembling and gasping, his whole body weak.

Song Xuyang is at his wits' end.

Then one day, a mysterious app appears on his phone. Through it, he matches with a new friend who lives nearby.

His new friend's voice is low and sexy, yet still has a clear, boyish roundness to it. Just hearing it makes Song Xuyang blush and his heart race, and he instantly turns into a lovesick fool.

They get along wonderfully. When Song Xuyang has an episode, his friend's soothing voice over the phone eases his symptoms considerably.

The only disappointing thing is that, although his new friend is bold and uninhibited over the phone, showering him with sweet talk, he's still too shy to meet in person.

Perhaps because Song Xuyang thinks about him day and night, he starts dreaming about his new friend.

Just as Song Xuyang imagined, his new friend is considerate, gentle, and witty, and boldly confesses his feelings.

The only catch is that he wears a mask he can never take off, shrouding him in mystery.

In lucid dreams he can control, Song Xuyang spends many happy hours with his new friend.

When he wakes, he feels empty inside, but his skin feels as satisfied and replete as a sponge soaked through with water.

Song Xuyang wants to find his new friend.

But he is told that an evil spirit has marked him deeply. The human-bait fruit is nearly ripe, and it is almost time for it to be plucked.

At that point, his body will be taken over by evil, his soul will be claimed by the spirit, and he will be cast into hell forever, with no chance of rebirth.

Song Xuyang looks up and calmly asks his friend, "Is what they said true?"

The masked friend grins broadly, caresses his lips suggestively, and chuckles. "Of course... it is."

His friend is honest. He didn't lie to him.

Song Xuyang nods solemnly, turns his face away, gently wraps his arms around his friend's waist, and buries his face against his chest. In a muffled voice, he says, "Then you can have my soul."

His friend: "..."

This isn't how the script is supposed to go.

A bottom who wants kisses, cuddles, and to be lifted up high x a wicked top

[Note]

1. Little Lamb is everyone's darling. Everybody loves him, and everybody wants a taste. I do too, hee hee.

2. Includes high-quality romantic rivalry between men, hair-pulling, worship of the bottom, hypnosis, and things happening in dreams...

Coming next: The Smirking Dragon King Crashes and Burns at the Noble Academy

Li Fan transmigrates into a dark novel set at an academy for the nobility.

The academy has lax rules, everyone has special abilities, and the law of the jungle reigns: the strong prey on the weak, and might makes right.

The weak are fit only to be the strong's slaves, to be ordered around, commanded, and made to obey without question.

Even being trampled, humiliated, killed, or robbed at the hands of the strong is considered within the rules.

The original protagonist, a bottom from an ordinary background with a purification ability, is specially recruited into the academy. He thinks his life is about to take off, but instead, he finds himself in hell.

The protagonist is bullied by the powerful. He fights back again and again, but eventually his convictions crumble, and he is assimilated by the academy.

The kind little bunny turns dark and becomes consumed by bloodlust. After awakening for a second time, he subdues the demons, possesses and devours the minds of all the top nobles, and becomes the sole maker of the rules.

The dragon slayer ultimately becomes the dragon.

But Li Fan doesn't transmigrate into the protagonist, who defies fate and strives to better himself. Instead, he becomes one of the top nobles who once bullied the protagonist.

Li Fan: "Oh, great."

He plans to keep coasting through life and "turn over a new leaf," but soon realizes something is wrong.

The original Li Fan is a classic "smirking Dragon King": flamboyant and sharp-edged, with an S-rank lightning ability. He's invincible at the academy, feared by all, and a hundred people scatter wherever he goes.

Li Fan transmigrated in his own body. He's physically inept, has no talents, and, more importantly, has no special ability.

At the academy, anyone without an ability is bottom-of-the-barrel trash, fair game for everyone to bully.

With countless top nobles eyeing his position, Li Fan trembles with fear.

Fortunately, he has a "Game Shop." He can trade large sums of money for items in the shop and temporarily avert disaster.

To save his own skin, Li Fan works hard to maintain his "smirking Dragon King" persona, publicly "bullying" the innocent protagonist while making money, and secretly acting like a sycophant to the other top nobles to rake in cash.

Then one day, his act falls apart.

He doesn't have enough money, and the protagonist discovers that his ability has disappeared.

Xi Lan corners him step by step, pinning him against the wall. His jade-green eyes look innocent, but a deeply unsettling menace lurks beneath them. "Fan-ge, what's wrong?"

His hand roams over the "ability chamber" in Li Fan's abdomen. It's empty, with nothing inside.

Xi Lan smiles, sweet and charming.

Li Fan is horrified, feeling as if a venomous snake has fixed its gaze on him.

He stammers, unable to speak, as someone shoves him into a corner of the garden and abuses him at will, just as he had "done" to the other person.

It takes being treated like this and that for a long time, until his "ability chamber" has been thoroughly filled, for Li Fan to realize belatedly that the little bunny protagonist has been reborn.

When he was reborn, he had already taken over the bodies of every top noble at the academy, one after another, in a spree of utter madness. Everyone but Li Fan.

From the moment the protagonist failed to possess him, Li Fan was marked as a target, and there was no escape.

A definite happy ending

A sycophantic beauty bottom who only wants to coast through life and has terrible acting skills x a dark, unhinged top who seems innocent on the surface

Pre-release 2: I, the Monster Charmer, Am a Husband-Killing Maniac

After accidentally picking up a pink invitation, Hua Shu is caught in a curse and ensnared by an unfamiliar force.

By day, he works hard.

By night, he struggles to stay alive.

When darkness falls, the curse manifests and brings him into another dazzling, bizarre world of absurd monsters and uncanny impostors...

As a human, he has to conceal his identity. If he's exposed, the monsters will tear him to pieces.

Taking the lessons of his predecessors to heart, Hua Shu treads carefully as he plays his assigned role. There's just one problem: the role seems a little off.

[Identity Card: You are a rural prostitute, driven from home by a devastating famine and forced to seek a living in the big city. Be sure to protect your hidden identity, or something very frightening will happen.]

A prostitute?

Hua Shu thinks his eyes must be playing tricks on him.

More importantly, he has a hidden identity too.

He opens the hidden identity marked [Top Secret], only to find an ominous patch of mosaic. Densely packed inside it are countless instances of the words... [human collaborator].

Damn it, he's a spy.

With a blank expression, Hua Shu closes the notification window and pretends nothing happened.

As he ventures deeper into the bizarre world, Hua Shu finally discovers the advantage of having the combined identities of [prostitute] and [human collaborator].

Whenever he kills an ordinary monster, he can obtain its identity card and disguise himself as it for a limited time.

Even stranger, when he sleeps with certain specific monsters, he can temporarily copy part of their abilities. It doesn't get any more insane than that.

Worse still, ever since he slept with one particular monster, the others have started finding him as if they could smell him.

They all make demands, wanting to taste his deliciousness. Hua Shu clutches his backside in terror, but he can't refuse them at all.

Hua Shu tries to escape. When he can't, he acts weak, then turns vicious, waiting for the right moment to kill every one of these monsters.

But strangely, every time he kills one of them, something stirs. His [hidden identity] is growing again.

At last, one day, Hua Shu pokes at his fully grown hidden identity.

When he sees the words [husband-killing maniac], he is stunned.

There are consequences to killing too many "husbands."

His wanton plucking of flowers has brought the wrath of heaven and the fury of the people, and resentment has gathered.

The "husbands" Hua Shu killed have merged into one enormous monster, boundless in its evil, leaving him nowhere to run.

"Wife, come on. Stab me in the chest." The giant monster points to its heart.

Hua Shu turns pale as he looks at its chest.

He suddenly remembers that after sleeping with one of his "husbands," he used that "husband's" ability to conjure a source-energy dagger out of thin air and stab him to death.

"Wife, why are you afraid now? Don't you remember how you dug out my reproductive organ with your bare hands in bed?"

Hua Shu turns even greener. He still remembers that, while one monster was thoroughly enjoying itself, his body suddenly transformed, and he ripped off something that must not be named.

"Wife... you..."

Hua Shu is close to tears, his shoulders trembling slightly, weak and pitiful, a sight to stir anyone's sympathy.

"Husband, I was wrong. Please forgive me." He gazes at the giant monster pitifully, trying to act weak and find a chance to escape.

The monster: "..."

No matter how many times it happens, it will still be won over by the little beauty before it. He is the Achilles' heel of the countless monsters that make up its very essence, its treasure and the apple of its eye.

"Fine." It opens its bloody lips and lovingly kisses Hua Shu by the mouth.

Hua Shu: "..."

His face is covered in blood, damn it!

A sly human collaborator and liar who kills after seducing them, a heartless little beauty x a dark, unhinged, doting monster born from countless evil grudges

Happy ending

Theme: Self-reliance and perseverance are life's finest qualities