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The strongest sword cultivator in the world vs. a lovesick puppy who'll die without his wife
Jiang Yu lost his memory.
His friend told him that his Dao companion, Bai Li, was a peerless beauty, gentle as water and brilliant.
He looked at his friend's strange expression.
He wasn't convinced.
He heard she taught at a sword sect, so he secretly went to take a look.
From far away, he couldn't see her face.
But he saw the back of a woman in red, blazing like fire, as she cleanly sliced a demon's head off with one sword strike.
Blood splattered everywhere.
...You call that gentle as water?
Jiang Yu wrote ninety-nine divorce letters overnight and rushed them to Bai Li.
After narrowly escaping death, he remembered to settle the score with his friend.
His friend told him that his Dao companion, Bai Li, really wasn't gentle and wasn't learned, but she was most certainly a great beauty.
What a joke.
What good was it to be beautiful?
There was no way he'd ever fall for a rude, brutal sword cultivator!
The ninety-nine divorce letters were returned, marked "read."
A note was attached to them.
It said she agreed to divorce. They would dissolve their Bond of Shared Hearts when she returned from her mission.
Her handwriting was uglier than a dog's scrawl.
She'd even written "Bond of Shared Anger" instead of "Bond of Shared Hearts."
She really was illiterate!
Jiang Yu was even more certain that he'd been forced into this marriage. Those barbaric sword cultivators were always doing things like abducting people into marriage.
Maybe Bai Li had beaten him because he'd tried to run away and that's why he lost his memory.
He had to find his true love before she returned, then bring her over and make Bai Li furious.
At the Qixi Lantern Festival, he really did meet the woman he fell in love with at first sight.
The moment he saw her, he knew she was the one he'd been searching for.
She stood among the crowd, radiant.
She made everything around her fade into insignificance.
She steadied an old man and a child who had nearly fallen.
How kind.
She looked over at him.
At that moment, he heard his heartbeat crashing like a landslide.
He straightened his collar and walked over with a smile, trying to strike up a conversation:
"Miss, have we met somewhere before?"
She looked at him with a teasing smile:
"That line again."
"Jiang Yu, could your pickup line get any more outdated?"
...Huh?
*
When he learned that the woman he'd fallen for at first sight was the very Dao companion whose Bond of Shared Hearts he was about to dissolve...
Jiang Yu wanted to die. A little.
His wife was furious over those ninety-nine divorce letters.
Nine hundred and ninety love letters weren't enough to win her back.
#Honey, what a mess. It was all a misunderstanding, I swear#
#Honey, I'm sorry. Please talk to me. I don't want a divorce. I'd rather die than divorce you#
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