[You can ask around online. Every protagonist has to let me slap them first.]
Blurb:
Jiang Jue woke up to find himself inexplicably bound to a Cannon Fodder Roleplay System, turned into a cannon-fodder character who trips up the romance between the leads in countless small worlds.
Cannon fodder like this is usually stupid and brainless, with every move riddled with flaws. It takes no skill at all to play one.
Jiang Jue, who was born with a bad temper: Oh?
He could play himself perfectly.
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As someone who clawed his way up from the slums, Jiang Jue was best at using his pretty face and his methods to train everyone into the most obedient of
mad dogs.
[World One]: The Real and Fake Young Masters at an Elite Academy
As the only son of the most powerful Jiang family in the capital, Jiang Jue was the most despised person at the entire academy.
Like the cannon fodder in every novel, he flaunted his family background and threw his weight around, acting so horribly that no one dared complain.
He had offended every last one of the rich young heirs and impoverished academic prodigies.
Countless people cursed him behind his back, hoping to see him fall from his pedestal.
Then one day, his identity as the fake young master was exposed, and the real heir to the Jiang family turned out to be the scholarship student he had repeatedly humiliated and disciplined.
Everyone waited to see Jiang Jue make a fool of himself, expecting him to break down in tears and regret everything, utterly disgraced.
Instead, they saw
In the equipment room, Jiang Jue casually lifted the real young master's chin and patted his face.
"If you're the real young master, then who am I?"
"Master."
Jiang Jue curled his lips. "What was that?"
The young man's Adam's apple bobbed. "You're my master."
Later, Jiang Jue was locked up by him and made to hear him say it over and over again: Master.
[World Two]: The Illegitimate Son Who'll Do Anything to Climb Higher
Jiang Jue was a dark and despicable illegitimate son. It was only thanks to the legitimate wife's kindness that he was brought home and given fair treatment.
Her son was a true child of destiny, refined and elegant, and particularly attentive in his care for Jiang Jue.
But Jiang Jue still wasn't satisfied. On the day the favored son celebrated his birthday, Jiang Jue climbed into the bed of the man said to be his fiance.
With red marks all over his body, Jiang Jue got his wish and saw anger on the favored son's face.
But the very next second, a cold iron chain was fastened around his ankle.
"Since you won't behave, how about I lock you up?"
[World Three]: The Gloomy Pretty Boy in a Campus Novel
As the only student in the dormitory who received financial aid, Jiang Jue couldn't stand the way the others acted so superior.
So he created an anonymous account and sent them pictures of women in lingerie every day.
He planned to use them to get compromising photos of the others and post them online, ruining their reputations.
But before that day came, the white thigh-high sock he accidentally dropped in the bathroom was discovered first.
Jiang Jue was pinned to the bed, someone's finger pressed against the red mole between his thighs, while a hand gripped his chin.
"The real you is even prettier than in the photos. There's just one problem."
"Which one of us are you choosing?"
[World Four]: The Cauldron Coveted by the Entire Cultivation World
More worlds to come
Reader's Guide:
1. Villainous bottom x unhinged top
2. An invincible, melodramatic Mary Sue fantasy
3. Beginner-level writing, chaotic logic, and an anything-goes attitude. Please don't offer writing advice.
Theme: Don't worry about what other people think.
