The Beautiful Fool Gets Pulled into a Horror Game

When he wakes up, Li Yan inexplicably finds himself sucked into a massive horror role-playing game. Up ahead are vicious, terrifying NPCs who kill without batting an eye. Behind him are ruthless players who’ll sacrifice their teammates to gain power. With every starting stat at zero, no brains, and negative combat ability, Li Yan is clearly a poor sap doomed from the start. “I think I’m about to die.” The System reassures him: “It’s okay! As long as you don’t draw a dangerous role card, you can still make it to the end by keeping your head down.” Let’s see what role card you got... A deranged stalker and serial killer?! Li Yan: “...?” He looks at the man in the distance, grinning strangely as he holds a chainsaw, then looks down at his own skinny arms and legs. A question mark slowly appears over his head. A psychopathic murderer? Me? Listen to yourself. The poor little guy is forced to follow the plot or he’ll die, so he has to take out his phone and send harassing messages to the man he’s stalking. Deranged Stalker: Baby, the color of your underwear today is so sexy. Deranged Stalker: I want to be with you forever. I’ll always be watching you. Li Yan watches the messages change to “Read.” Just as he thinks he’s finally completed the task and can catch his breath, the doorbell rings. Then a man’s voice, clearly unable to contain his excitement, comes from outside. “Is that so? Then open the door, baby.” ! He’s doomed. He’s gotten involved with a real psycho! He thought the first instance was just a fluke. But when he enters the second instance and sees the school bully role card in his hand, along with the boy in front of him who’s tied up and staring at him with an oddly familiar look, Li Yan is so startled that he pulls back his hand, which had been about to slap him. The System is baffled. “? Hit him. What are you afraid of?” Li Yan: “I-I’m afraid he’ll enjoy it. And even more afraid he’ll lick my hand.” Reader’s Guide: 1. A major dog-training story, with delicious angst, a feel-good heartthrob, and a psychotic, split-personality top with multiple selves. 2. A bad-tempered, pampered idiot. A real idiot. Almost no major plot points are cleared through intelligence. 3. The top is impeccably virtuous and clean. The author really loves this kind of character. 4. Beginner writing, chaotic logic, and an anything-goes approach. Please don’t offer writing advice. -------- Coming soon -------- *A Guide to Playing a Villainous Side Character* There’s always someone worse than the villain. [Look it up online. Which protagonist hasn’t had me slap them first?] Blurb: When Jiang Jue wakes up, he’s inexplicably bound to a side-character role-playing System and becomes a disposable obstacle in the love stories between tops and bottoms across countless worlds. Characters like this are usually stupid and brainless, and everything they do is full of holes. They don’t require any skill to play at all. Jiang Jue, who was born with a bad temper: “Oh?” He’ll be playing himself, then. * As someone who clawed his way up from the slums, Jiang Jue’s greatest talent is using his pretty face and underhanded tricks to turn everyone into the most obedient... mad dogs. [World One]: The Real and Fake Young Masters at an Elite Academy As the only son of the most powerful Jiang family in the capital, Jiang Jue is the most hated person at the academy. Like the villain in every side-character novel, he abuses his family’s influence to throw his weight around, behaving so cruelly that no one dares speak up. He’s offended everyone, from the scions of wealthy families to the impoverished top student. Countless people curse him behind his back and hope to see him fall from grace. At last, one day, his identity as the fake young master is exposed. The Jiang family’s real heir is the very scholarship student he’s repeatedly humiliated and bullied. Everyone waits to see Jiang Jue become a laughingstock, to watch him weep and regret everything in a pitiful, humiliating mess. But instead, they see... In the equipment room, Jiang Jue casually lifts the real heir’s chin and pats his face. “You’re the real young master, so who am I?” “My master.” Jiang Jue curls his lips. “What?” The boy’s Adam’s apple bobs. “You’re my master.” Later, Jiang Jue is locked up by him, hearing him call out “Master” again and again. [World Two]: The Illegitimate Son Who’ll Do Anything to Rise Jiang Jue is a dark, despicable illegitimate son. Only the first wife’s kindness allows him to return to the family and enjoy equal treatment. The first wife’s son is the true darling of heaven, noble and elegant, and especially attentive to Jiang Jue. But Jiang Jue is still unsatisfied. At last, on the darling’s birthday, Jiang Jue climbs into the bed of the man rumored to be his fiancé. With red marks all over his body, Jiang Jue gets his wish and sees the fury on the darling’s face. But the next moment, a cold iron chain is fastened around his ankle. “If you won’t behave, I’ll lock you up. How about that?” [World Three]: The Brooding Beauty in a Campus Romance As the only student in the dorm receiving a stipend, Jiang Jue can’t stand his roommates’ superior attitudes. So he makes an anonymous account and sends them pictures of himself in women’s clothes every day. He plans to trick them into sending him private photos, then post them online and ruin their reputations. But before he can do that, the white thigh-high sock he accidentally drops in the bathroom is discovered. Jiang Jue is pinned to the bed. Someone presses a finger against the red mole between his thighs and grips his chin. “You look even prettier in person than you do in the pictures, sweetie. There’s just one question.” “Which of us are you choosing?” [World Four]: The Cultivation World’s Coveted Cauldron More worlds to come. Reader’s Guide: 1. Villainous bottom x unhinged tops 2. Over-the-top, no-brains Mary Sue fiction 3. Beginner writing, chaotic logic, and an anything-goes approach. Please don’t offer writing advice. Theme: A humble beginning, a grand finale