Step right up, don't miss out! Come take a look! The Song Dynasty's top detective agency is offering a special deal!
We're the first of our kind, right here beneath the Son of Heaven, with imperial authorization. We were founded to keep the jianghu safe and uncover every truth. We're on par with the Divine Constabulary above and Six and a Half Hall below... Ah, no, we're not some ordinary jianghu outfit. Leave your case to us and rest easy.
We have a professional team of investigators, from Flying Sword Guest to disciples of the Zizai Sect. They're experienced and quick-witted, as handsome as Pan An and as clever as Zhuge Liang. No matter how strange the case, they'll get to the bottom of it. What, you say we're making false claims? Who told you that? Nothing of the sort!
We also have a shrewd system of contract workers. Even the famous Thief of the Wind and the Man with Four Eyebrows, as well as constables from the Divine Constabulary, have all done under-the-table work for our boss... Ah, no, I mean they've worked for him. What, you want to know whether they got paid, or if he framed them and kicked them out? Come on, that's such a vulgar question. Ideals, you know what ideals are?
We also have an extensive network of connections. You've heard of the Golden Wind and Drizzling Rain Tower, right? Our boss had dinner with their master just last month and got a big sponsorship out of it. They'll be back to work for us next month, too. Extortion, threats, blackmail? When we're searching for the truth, how can you call it extortion? This is a society governed by law, so watch out or the boss will sue you.
Most importantly, our track record is second to none. The Seven Wonders Monk, Bat Island, the Green-Clad Tower, Ghost Manor... There's no case our boss can't solve. What, you want to know why all the criminals ended up dead? Well, people live and die by fate. It has absolutely nothing to do with us. They're the ones trying to pin it on us!
So, bring us your cases! We may not offer discounts, but we're not exactly honest, either. We may not treat you like a god, but you'll pay us to make your life miserable! What a rare opportunity!
That's all for now. If you need anything, come see us at the agency!
#This story includes the following elements: The Song Dynasty's First Black Shop, If I Want Something, I'll Find a Way to Steal or Snatch It, The Great Jianghu Mystery: Ransom the Man with Four Eyebrows, A Genius Is About to Emerge from the Zizai Sect
#The author's state of mind while writing this blurb is unknown, so the female lead's state of mind is also unknown. She is probably the type who's genuinely crazy and genuinely beautiful.
#Warning: stunning beauty, adored by everyone, multiple romance routes
Theme: May the seas be calm, the land at peace, and all under heaven live in peace
